Thanks to PITT, Temple, Astate, UCONN,

Well it is Friday and I just got back from the lawyers office -- oh yeah -- so I will be done with the parental's bull about this stupid piece of land and I won't have to hear another word about it ever again -- oh yeah baby -- because they will never agree to do anything together.

So I have procrastinated and procrastinated and procrastinated -- well you get the point I'm a slacker. I would rather screw off than do anything productive -- yet I seem to obligate my self to do all these wonderful things

Why

I like laying around watching T.V. playing PlayStation (which I haven't done in a really long time -- like weeks before the beach trip -- tell the priest not to bring the PlayStation)

I'm not a priest either -- thought I wanted to be -- but a certain young lady presented a rather strong argument against that choice

What can I say she really made her point well. I recall that she made the point three times that night.

Plus can you imagine an invisible priest -- the host just sort of floating there -- creepy


OK I shouldn't poke fun at the priesthood it is a very serious ... profession, calling, order, something or other


Well that is neither here nor there - I didn't continue in the seminary after that and began my personal crusade to be ... what the hell was it I wanted to be then .. doesn't matter .. why because I didn't do it ..

My students are a bit odd this semester I have 3 classes at the college 36 in one class 20 in another and 15 in the other class. They just look at me and don't say anything -- well the invisible thing does keep them guessing where the hell I am but as long as I'm talking it shouldn't matter


Here is something you can do to make teachers, instructors, professors uncomfortable. Now it takes practice and you can't break off but look at them as if their fly is down -- they will eventually break and have to check


Get that I really don't understand what you just said look on your face when the teacher looks at you -- this is better than a question to get a teacher to not continue in the lecture -- try it and see if they don't say does everyone understand this -- then you have to say no --


Or pretend to raise you hand and when they say what to you or ask you what you want -- say I didn't raise my hand or I was just moving my arm


OK I guess that is enough classroom mayhem for now


I've noticed a lot of schools on the stats so that's why I included harmless classroom entertainment -- you need something to help keep you busy or awake in class -- oh here is something fun that I used to do in college


I graduated with honors in undergrad and had a 3.67 in grad school I know if worked harder it would have been better


Anyway the thing I did was well first I would sit in the back because they expected bad students only in the back


Ace the first test and then all the bad students who are back there anyway notice that hey you got an A


-- next test they are all looking to copy off your exam


-- I'm not saying cheat -- but if you can make a few bucks by making the answers visible enough for everyone to see hey there you are


-- make sure you mark a few wrong and then change them later so you don't look like the guilty party -- in the cheat thing --


oh and if they don't pay you by the third exam or final mark them all wrong then change the answers after they turn in their tests.


-- I had to do that once -- it benched the entire first string of our college basketball team -- man did we suck without those guys --which does open up the market for making some money on a game or two with the bookies


Not that placing bets is a good thing to do but if you have a sure thing hey use it



Thanks to PITT, Temple, Astate, UCONN,

and a few other for stopping by the site



I promise I'm going to do a g-book update soon I really need to because its getting big oh and Sunshine17 was number 200 on the g-book 100 and 200 OCD rules


Well I'm out for now I actually have to go do something which goes against my slacker code so don't tell anyone

The yet further still adventures of invisible don King of the Bastards

OK I'm feeling much better today -- thanks for asking.


The doctor gave me meds and now I am a medicated invisible don


No you can't see the pills go down either.


So why is it that every one wants to cover me in things like chocolate. I just don't understand


So being at home all day when you feel bad is not as much fun as I remembered


Being that I don't take ill that often -- despite my bad habits


So I remember that being home sick when I was in school was a whole lot of fun -- except for the being sick part -- but I usually stayed at my grandparents and they would be extra nice to me -- ginger ale and chicken soup -- that was so cool


I miss them a lot but such is life and they have gone on -- not that --well I won't go there right now it all goes back to capitalizing or not capitalizing a certain entity's name or not and I don't want to get that deep today.


So I am on my third lawyer trying to resolve my unwanted inheritance, hopefully I will be able to resolve this neatly and quickly and in a cost effective manner --


I have had my faith in our legal system tested severely over the last few months -- no offence yankeebell -- I know not all lawyers are heartless, soulless, uncaring, your time is less valuable then mine, dirty snakes in the grass but the ones I have encountered lately have been not what you would call helpful.


So I wonder if I give up the inheritance do I lose the title King of the Bastard or not --


We rather think we should keep the title not that we have many responsibilities but we do like having subjects. It is so nice to see our loyal subjects giving praise. (it's the collective we and our referring exclusively to me invisible don King of the Bastards)


The peacemaker hasn't spoken to me and the other one is speaking to me and has placed himself in a bit of a spot involving all of this -- because the peacemaker called the other ones wife about all of this and she said good for him (him being me invisibledon) its about time that someone finally stood up to them (the parental).


See the parentals don't particularly like the other ones wife which I don't really understand because she is really nice and the other one is really happy so I don't see the problem -- but I didn't think they would actually say and do the things they have done over the last few weeks and months and years


OK i did know they would do it I was just kidding myself into thinking that because they had this biological link to me that they wouldn't --


I was watching the croc. hunter last night -- and saw it very clearly


our relationship (the parentals and me) is more or less reptile in nature-- here you go you are alive now, you are on your own -- if you come around at feeding time and we haven't eaten you might be the main course --


now that's love if you can't be huggable you might as well be digestible.


Well I have to get some work done before I leave today -- so see you all later and if you haven't figured it out yet I have a computer at home now so I hope to update more if I can not be so damn busy -- I'll sleep when I'm dead

At home not feeling well.

Im home sick today -- ah poor poor me -- "sniffle" excuse me


anyway Im sure I will have time to update a bit later

Invisible Army Mission two

OK tomorrow (8-28-01) is Invisiblepal's birthday


Go to her site Invisiblepal and Wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Thanks she will be very happy or hate us either way it will be fun

Invisible Army Mission One

OK I didn't get number one last week lads and lasses -- but I'm in the number one spot right now so I would like to keep it that way -- Invisible Army mission number one -- keep invisible don on top of the top 50 sites list link at the bottom of the page --


-- OK that is all dismissed recruits --


how do you like my field commander voice -- pretty cool eh ( I put the eh in for you Canadians)

I'm such a slacker

So over the weekend I’m out with the golfing and fishing buddies


Turns out that one of them that I don’t see much and don’t really know well, but looks really familiar.


Why does this man look really familiar? I’m going crazy trying to figure it out.


Well I circulate around the gathering and later we are talking about being raised in the Catholic school environment. No we didn’t go to school together.


Turns out he is a former NFL lineman for the Rams while they were in LA


And the one golfing and fishing buddy I hang around with the most is a former Pro baseball player


The remaining golfing and fishing buddies are just the run of the mill golfing and fishing buddies. Which still perplexes the hell out of me because I don’t golf and I don’t fish.


Well NFL buddy asks if I ever played football – now I’m not that big – He is just being nice – I say yes I played Defense line in High School and then played Rugby in college


He says “ You are a sick Muther – Rugby is for psychos”


I smile and know that he really means that


You don’t make it to the NFL without getting the hell pounded out of you – so I know he at least respects me for that.


Which is cool, because I really wanted to ask for his autograph but I resisted the temptation. I also have not ever asked pro baseball player buddy for his autograph either.


Baseball buddy did ask me to help him coach a little league team with him because he need someone who had played behind the plate to work with the catchers – we had two really good kids for the position and one really bad one.


So anyway that was Saturday night I didn’t do anything else over the weekend but housework and college class prep – both of which I am seriously behind on – I am such a slacker.

I know you are shocked – I’m shocked

I know this in not my typical entry, however I am going to write about something I don’t normally write about

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Sex and related issues


I know you are shocked – I’m shocked


But I have been noticing something


No not that most people in D-land are perverts


I don’t think that at all – and it’s not because I’m a prude


It is just a part of my life that I don’t talk about much – mainly because I want you to read not fall asleep.


Hahahaha


OK anyway back to my subject – I tend to get sidetracked if you didn’t notice


First – I need to say THANK YOU to the person who invented the thong


OMG


You know I’m not normally one to look at a woman’s posterior and say WOW


But lately I’ve been noticing the thong here and there and everywhere


My mind has been like Joey Lawrence “WHOA”



Plus the thong has accessories – now underwear jewelry in theory sounds pretty dumb – well not until you see it for real – it is definitely something you can’t look away from


Then all the hip high pants (or what ever they are called) with the thong straps riding higher on the hip then the pants (is it hot in here)


Where was I – oh yeah god bless the thong


I don’t want to sound sexist or pigheaded (or is it too late now)


Either way I need to have my revos a little more handy if this fashion trend continues.


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Thanks to all the new people coming by 125 page views yesterday – oh yeah baby


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