Just writing a bit ... I may have a point some day ...lol sorry was that out loud

Do you know what we need wonder mutt, and by wonder mutt I mean cat and by cat I mean a duo of cats no more than that shall be had… I’m not going to be the OFUC guy with a bunch of cats… ’nother story

Anyway, yup I say and write it, I needs a win… you heard me in the back yah, wee little nasty beasts… a win, a score, a good day… and not the good day as in,

Oh how are you today.

I’m good, you?

Great…

Fargin’ liars is wut I has to say ’bout that.

I don’t even need a big win, just a little win..

Well I did have a little win about a fortnight ago but that quickly became a not win… why

Because Mickey is a fargin’ ice hole that’s why.

Hey mickey … yeah you know sounds like Row Bee, yes that’s right the front and the back of a Firetruck.

Ever notice that if you see someone you really, … ah… not like a lot and if they are really far away you can wave at them and say the worst things about them and as long as you smile and wave they have no clue.

Happy faces boys, wave big … you rotten SOB why ought a’ tell you a thing or five about you lookin’ funny and your momma dressin’ you funny and you smell like a fish cannery in August on a hot day with no breeze, lord your children are ugly are you sure they’re yours?

Maybe it’s just me.

I was told I was sick and wrong today, sick and wrong as in swimming up stream, not well in the head, the elevators stops about half way up, the lights are one but no one is there, a can short of a good time, not having a full deck, a hatter in the day, you know

To which I replied, I prefer the term elegantly deviant to sick and wrong

The subject was changed after my reply… not that it was a very good retort but if you own the slam better than it was given, where do you go from there.

And surely the thing that was uttered from my mouth at that particular time was not nearly the worst thing that I’ve ever uttered

Some times you have to be careful when you ask people to talk naughty to you. I asked once, well she did and it was un-rattling.

Yes you think you want to hear it than you do and no, no you wish you could turn the clock back.

In case you’re reading and wondering what is going on, I’m writing and wondering what is going on…it’s really an exercise called stream writing it is actually more but I can’t spell the other word and I’ll stop and fixate on the correct spelling and that will end the stream so we shan’t

Is that a word shouldn’t shan’t ant ? As in the past of shan’t contraction of shall not.

Who knows not me. But anyway I can’t seem to find the part I’m missing, the person I’m missing, as in lost not dearly missing, but I can’t find them either. But they are indeed apart and not the same people. I don’t know the answer to the question and I’m not sure there was a question but I’m confused as you must surely be if you’re follow, the names have been left out to protect the guilty and me of course. I want the dollar to buy more things and I hope that it will. Now I must end this as my pre allotted time has gone but I win which is where we started

Not a big win but a win none the less and it’s Mr. Elegant Deviant thank you very much.


In other news…

The 5 d’s of Dodgeball are Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

It isn't anything ...wut, Nah I ain't seen it, bugger off you wee nasty beasties

Lively class tonight got home later then expected

Lots to say not much time to put it all down on this

Should probably just skip it but want to put something up

Tosser, just shut up will ya…

I’m not a tosser ya’ bloody git.

Oh look a nickel



In other news…

… hmmm I’m just not sure what to think … really not sure at all … hmmm

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Trees and stuff, ... ok it really doesn't have anything to do with trees

Ever find out something and wish you had not? Made the unexpected discovery ?

Yeah sometimes knowing something isn’t always a good thing.

If money is at the root of evil, knowledge is right there at the root of temptation.

Now just because you know something doesn’t mean you can, or should do anything with the knowledge.

Related to this I’m really good at getting that sort of knowledge, partly because I’ll ask the question some won’t, or make the observation, but I listen more then talk but mainly when I find out that stuff I keep it to myself.

I’m a secret keeper, a confessor if you will, a confessor without the guilt or the act of contrition and penance. Well really all that just gets in the way of knowing the really good stuff about people if you are all judgmental about what people are telling you.

You know it may have been a good thing I ended up leaving the seminary I think you are supposed to a be a little judgey about things, I’m not sure I wouldn’t have gotten caught up in the story. Huh… who knew the little stop over up Olson Tower road would have been so poignant in my life… well apart from the obvious.

I’m not only good at keeping other people’s secrets, it takes a lot of bourbon to pry my own out of me… that or enough Guinness to float a boat… a paper boat not a real boat, no one could drink enough beer in a single sitting to float a boat…


… Ok let me say this now…

That if you die trying to drink enough beer to float a boat, it’s not my fault.


In other news…

Watched it again and I’m still not sure what to think about terminator salvation. I’m not sure if it’s a good movie or not. Now in fairness I think I’m possibly a bit swayed the Christian Bale rant on the lighting guy making me perhaps a bit biased against the film. I refused to see it in the theatres based on that alone and now, I’m glad that I didn’t but am I still being unfair about it’s overall merit.

Oh and yea, for Leonard and Penny…

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Are you wearing clear plastic lift shoes? really...hmmm... I have a pocket full of dollars, yeah didn't think so

So some thoughts on keeping an online journal, blog if you will. I do this mainly for me and any one who cares to read along. I have thought about doing this thing as a v-blog, but really I’m just too OFUC to make that happen so you’ll have to work for the stuff rather than just sit and listen while I ramble on about this or that.

Random stuff from the previous week, it would be something if I could tell you from the coming week but I wouldn’t be where I am now if there were the case. Most likely then I would be hiding my secret from the world or the unwilling guest of some people wanting to abuse said function.

The dollar bill works wonders in McDonald and the strip club but not many other places. Both of these raise serious concerns and or queries. However while holding up a dollar in a McDonalds isn’t going to get you the same results, but you will get a sandwich or fries which may or may not actually be food. Hey, I’m just saying you don’t really know what’s in there … alright it’s probably food but exactly what type of food is probably debatable … bugs are edible, freeze dried and then ground up with about 30% beef you have a frying piece of something there and isn’t if possible it isn’t even really beef. But the point was getting stuff for a dollar. Then there is the dollar store which was completely left out of the equation previously so there are three places presenting a dollar will get you something, you may or may not want. Then those things you would like to be able to get for a dollar are probably not going to be sold for that much.

Off the dollar thing

The v-blog was part of the random stuff, I sort of enjoy watching a few of them but I think they end up being more about trying to please rather than just sort of going on about what the v-blogger is thinking. I know as a regular blogger I find that I do tend to censor myself if I think what I’m going to say will offend. I try not to do it but I do and I have even in writing thing entry. I may go on and do a v-blog at some point but not today and probably not this year. I’m still just trying to get back on the writing thing after having my computer nearly die.

Shower massagers… well we all know where this could go but I’ll just leave it at if you’ve ever been in a shower with a massaging shower on flexible shower extension you’ve gotten curious. Once the gears start churning… well you’re there in shower just praying that no one comes into the shower and you don’t … well we’ll leave it there. Oh guys too please, it’s like the cake batter, curiosity gets the better of you sooner or later. Maybe not the first time but eventually

Censoring

What to say or not to say… you just never know now a days


Procrastination

I really should have written this on Friday but I didn’t

I have this idea that I could put under way. However there a few things standing in the way. One being funding, I’m lacking in the funding to put this underway to a level which would be acceptable. Two, there is the OFUC thing. Three, long hair mine, seems people just can’t seem to see past it, I’m a person damn it. Four, the beard also seems to be a problem. Five… there are a lot of things tied here so I’ll just say et al and leave it at that… everyday I look and I see and I just don’t know why.

In other news…

The star trek movie - newest one is really damn good… yeah I’m a scifi geek but I like it and hope they make more.

I’m still not sure what to think about terminator salvation… it was entertaining but I’m not sure that it was good or not.

9 5 whick-tor whick-tor two

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

A repost: the downfall of man AKA western civilization

This is originally from my blog, or on line journal if you prefer as my blog has no point, supposedly blogs should have a point or something … anywho… on with the best of thing back on 2/25/2002 I wrote this … so if some things are a bit out of date (as in the prez isn’t W anymore thank god) that’s why, however the main point of the entry of the blog holds true … see there is a point it’s just not the same point over and over and over again..

2/25/2002 The downfall of Man by invisible don Edited some by invisible don

I have been thinking lately with all the gloom and doom in the news.
What is wrong with the world?
What is the downfall of civilization?
Well there are a lot of theories out there as to this effect

What you find out all depends on whom you choose to ask or where you look for example:

Chicken Little: Some off the wall theory about squirrels and that the sky is falling.

Gee Dubya: says it’s the AXIS OF EVIL (dum dum dum – it needed a bit of emphasis)

Billy and Jerry (Graham and Falwell – to bad Billy isn’t a Ben huh): These two will tell you it is the lack of morality, women’s rights and other miscreant activities
– Sorry boys but you have it really wrong – perhaps all that is the downfall to the Good Ol’ Boy WASP power structures but not all of civilization.

It isn’t sex, well it could be but it’s not

It isn’t drugs

It isn’t Rock-n-Roll

Not even beer, wine and hard drink

So you ask if not those things what is the at the core of our demise

Well, I’m glad you asked

Why, Because this evil is quite possibly in your own home (shock and horror)

Yes it’s true it’s in your home and maybe in your pocket.

The downfall of man is a simple innocent enough looking of devices a dewy eyed kitten if you will lulling you to your doom.

The SNOOZE BUTTON

Yup that is the ultimate in evil of all mankind

Now before you start to call the padded wagon and the mental health dudes hear me out

The snooze button is the cause of so much of our modern problems

Think about it in the US alone 300 million people all sleeping an extra 10 minutes in one day

That’s three Trillion minutes, 50 million hours, approximately 2.1 million days or about 5,707 years or roughly most of recorded history

Everyday we lose that much time just in the US yup all of known history gone in ten minutes

You take the entire world into account and nothing is getting done at all

Imagine where we could be in science, technology, energy production, interpersonal relationships and on and on

People wonder why aren’t we making the strides that the previous generations have made in the world

It’s because we are sleeping

We are just drowsing away as the world goes by

So the next time you reach over to tap the snooze button
Think about what you are doing to the world

So get your ass out of bed and do something we’re late

Oh by the way have a nice day


In other news…

The previous was a brought up by a fellow co-worker who I will tag when I post this on face book and he can feel free to un-tag himself if he wishes.

It’s a two hour delay today for the schools so stunt boy is being stunt boy and doodle is out of school or so says the TV so I guess she wins the 50 dollars as the hairdo would have happened were it not for the ice. Yup a win by default… hey a forfeit win counts just as much as a one point win or a 100 point whoopin’ default wins count don’t bet if you don’t wanna loose. That’s why I only bet a nickel as in a .05 not 500 you think I’m crazy… oh look a nickel

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,



PS if the math is off ... thats because crappy at math and spelling too if you read a lot.

A new salad... well new to me

The other day I heard this thing you can end up saving hundreds of dollars simply by being a bit more creative with your cooking by preparing meals with things already in your home.

You bought it use it sort philosophy.

I’ve been trying that here recently. I’ve not created anything particularly new and exciting but I am saving a bit of money at the store especially.

One thing if you are into the salad stuff, this is not entirely my idea but today I had a pretty yummy salad

1 cup of Spinach leaves
1 green onion chopped
1 table sp Feta cheese crumbled
1 table sp chopped pecans
1 table sp dried cranberries
½ banana cut in slices

I used a red wine vinegar dressing however you may have a favorite you would like to try

Getting ready to watch a movie … I won’t spoil it for you and tell you what it is.

In other news…

Things look to be amiss

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Bees, bourbon, Rockabilly and tequila

There were a few interesting things over the last few days not sure exactly where to start.

The Irish in me says Shure, shure tell the story how you like.

Except I don’t feel like spinning the blarney today. Were a day or three that the blarney would fall off me tongue like dew from the leaves in morning.

The last two nights I’ve been teaching and that has been fun, still not sure what to expect from this group of students.

Then the day before that was on the phone for a bit which … I really don’t want to talk about.

Then the day before that I slept a lot … well more to the point I recovered some from trying to find the bottom of a bourbon bottle the hard way.

The day before that I was trying to find the bottom of a bourbon bottle, I used some bourbon and some tequila and some beer and some more bourbon and some more tequila and more bourbon and more tequila

So in the middle of me trying to find the bottom of a bourbon bottle was happy hour… was a lot of fun to see good friends. New people were brought into the group and as always we drag out all our worst stories … well nearly our worst stories… the cake batter one wasn’t brought up… but NYC TG and another bad behavior story were exchanged.

I’m still not entirely sure that I didn’t miss a field trip to the waffle house and there weren’t any pancakes. I still need to find some spurs.

I hope we do happy hour again soon. Not this Friday but maybe the next.

In other news…

May the Saints have mercy on your soul, ’cause you know you’re a dirty, lyin’, thieving, no good, rotten … oh I’m sorry thought you were some one else sorry ma’am

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,




PS - sometimes I don't make a bit of sense