Muhahahahaahaha... ahem.... cough... le sigh

Muhahahahaahaha... ahem.... cough... le sigh...

Am I an evil genius… hardly but I have had my moments of rule bending, questionable behavior, eyebrow raising looks but nothing particularly evil …Well there was that one time but I don’t think you could really call it evil

Although I suppose it all depends on which side of the line you stand as to what is bad or just not well tolerated.

I think about things like the E.L.E. and think you know that would be fun… hmm

Other stuff…

Like with pie. This is really a good thing you can’t say pie is evil not even rhubarb or mincemeat

Now doughnut can be evil and cake

However cookies are only sinful… which I’m in the midst of development of a cookie which I will call sinful

Oh yes, it will be grand when it is completed I shall achieve culinary evil greatness. It’s nearly perfected but I have to find a way to amp up the bad


In other news…

I still think Princess Zombie - rocks - you might be better off undead indeed

Mr. Wilson and Ms. Mouse are on the prowl.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

It's better than good, it's bad.

Back to the idea of blog not being a blog.

I mean back in the day writing on line was a thing done by anyone about anything they wanted it to be and it was good. Then somebody who couldn’t really get why would you just write stuff on line for other people to read. Well because, duh. There are so many reasons. Still not getting it they had to say well it would be better if you did it about something. Better how? Better as in predictable? Better how?

Oh, so others can be critical and say well this is a good blog and this is a bad blog, Well really or are you just no that into it… like some vegetables even the same vegetable.
What ever do you mean? Well spinach for example, I like it raw but not cooked, it’s gross and disgusting cooked, as in haul your mass in the lawn grab some Kentucky blue and cook it same, same. Anyway So I blog, it’s never made sense and when I’ve tried to make it make sense it is bad. Not that it isn’t bad anyway but some people like it.

I think they read to see if I’m going to jump or just go coo-coo for coco puff one day, oh and if you don’t know that’s my euphemism for crazy, insane, bonkers, off the rocker, etc.

So I have thought about doing this as a video blog or vlog. Several problem with this idea.
1. I’m technically not all that computer smart. I have a computer but I don’t do much with it, it may as well be a video game and typewriter
2. O.F.U.C.
3. Which should be 2 but I’m making it three I don’t have a digital video camera, you would think well not having the proper equipment. I blogged for the first six months with out a computer so there is a way so it’s three
4. I mentioned my lack of skills on the computer, yeah they are even worse with things you hook up to computers like cameras.

So if you wanna follow the blog you’ll have to work for the good stuff and read. You know reading, words organized in an understandable fashion or semi-understandable fashion. So not only am I saving the written word, I am also saving you from potential night mares because of the O.F.U.C.

However I do some pretty funny voices, ok I think they are funny and my son and his friends laugh and a few others, my students and a few people on phones when I wanna play. Hmmm I suppose I’ll give it some more thought in the mean time please enjoy the offering in written form, forgive the spelling and grammatical errors and if you are confused by what I’m saying be thankful it doesn’t go on inside your head.

In other news…

Princess Zombie - rocks - you might be better off undead.

I spent some time rolling around a horrible thought in my head, well it’s not horrible … I’ll put more up later.

Clarity moment during the chores not a litter box moment but close… I’m not going to erase a chunk of my life just because you don’t like me. I know it’s sickening I’m almost up beat (shudder) it will go away soon I hope.

Good thoughts and energy to …well you know who you are so

To the ELE … I’m not saying I’m submitting an application but I may be interested in some additional literature or attending a informational seminar or a retreat.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Mini rant, Lots of dodgeball and I don't know what is going on.

Mini rant, Lots of dodgeball and I don't know what is going on.

Well it’s officially snowing …boo, yuck and phooey even. Normally I’m not like this, I love the snow, but as of late not so much. I don’t have the time, money or money for snow at this point so it can go the hell away. Yup I said hell as in Ay-ch Ee double hockey sticks with a side of Firetruck and torque too with a bit of backward suction. Indeed.

So I’ll be shoveling in the morning. I don’t wanna shovel, I don’t like the shovel. It’s ugly and mean.

I’m sleepy

Dodge, to avoid
Dip to lower in dance or to avoid
Duck, an aquatic fowl or to quickly avoid
Dive, to plunge from a height into water or to avoid
Dodge, a car you should avoid both in standing in front of while it’s moving or from purchase.

The 5 D’s of dodge ball…as in Imma playin dodge ball

There are several of us aplayinda dodge ball, I don’t think any of us really suspect that this is actually going to be physical activity. You know move your mass around rapidly avoid being hit by big red rubber ball POINK… nothing really makes a noise like a dodge ball hitting a person

Nothing really makes a sound like a wrench hitting a person either but we aren’t dodging wrenches.

We aren’t dodging wrenches right? Seriously we aren’t dodging wrenches…

It says right here in the bylaws of the ADAA that would be the American Dodgeball Association of America that only players hit by a live ball below the shoulders including the clothing are out.

Whew not in the face… I won’t have to shriek like a little girl … hey I’m ugly enough I think the one trip down the tree was enough.

And I may have BDD … yeah that I say it’s the OFUC but now I’m told that I don’t but what I really have is BDD. I don’t think that’s correct but we’ll check.

Back to Dodgeball, yes Cotton it’s exciting less than a week away, Well Pepper it’s about to unfold anything can happen.
Oh I am shamelessly stealing from that moving.
But we didn’t steal our name from them like another team, well borrowed yeah they are the Average Joe’s

Thankfully no one took the purple cobra.

We are the Oneders, (wonders incase you haven’t seen the movie… which I haven’t)
But if we had chosen a rather menacing name we may have been shamed into not wearing our shirt because my prediction is we are going to make the dysen vacuum look like a toy, gravity look like a myth, a black hole an escapable place, yup that all means suck, as in suck in a big big way,

But you know what we’ll have fun doing it.

Big Fun just like the shirts in Heathers without the walking into traffic and dying part or the dying in the woods, and not all being named heather either… and our shirt say Oneders and not BIG FUN but it is the same

BIG FUN

I’ll let you know how much and if I can talk stunt boy into recording it, maybe even a video of the MASS A CREE of our team

But to put a positive spin on this to para-phrase-ically quote Peter LaFluer, AKA Vince Vaughn “we don’t know who our best player is it could be anyone one of us”

BIG FUN

WHOOOSH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> POINK !

Not in the faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

POINK POINK POINK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In other news…


…I’m so confused, so much more than my normal confused … I don’t know what to do… Oh I know what I would do were I in a position to do but no it’s gotta be confusing.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

coming up with catchy titles is tricky... you try it ... see

Next Thursday will be dodge ball night… this Thursday doodle and stunt boy came over for dinner

They had chicken and

They also had rice, tri-pepper fry, asparagus spears in balsamic vinegar, and white corn

I didn’t do the dead nanimal

I’m not a big fan of a lot of other vegetarians

Why? Well, because they are all judgmental and stuff. Now you could say I’m being all judgmental and stuff on them but hey we all hate on something or someone.

Anyway, I really don’t like that how some vegetarians have to tell any omnivore they see that how meat is murder and the horrible things they do to get the meat to you and how diseased it is, and the steroids and hormones they put in the feed for the animals to make them bigger and grow faster, and all of the other horrible things that happen in the slaughter houses. I could go on but they’ll do it for me.

The thing is I don’t like to be told I don’t have a choice about something. I’m not a vegetarian because I think animals are so much more cute not dead… well the tend to be but that’s not way. Eating dead animals really makes me feel all bleckie. I used to eat it and would feel bad but would continue to eat it.

I get the other arguments, I do, but jumping down someone’s throat about what they are eating by choice isn’t really a convincing way to get someone to stop something they like.

Most people get it that it’s a big process and the produce the amount of meat eaten in a single day in the US …well it can’t be down without some machines, and a big business approach to things ie heartless and uncaring about the consumer just getting the product to market and making cash.

So why be rude about how you choose to live. I don’t make my kids eat the way I choose to eat. They both try a lot of things. Stunt boy likes a lot of the vegetarian things I make but he also doesn’t like a lot of them too and prefers to eat meat. Doodle is the same. It’s not my place to force them to not eat the things they want.

I really just don’t like the holier than thou smug attitude… get over yourself.


In other news…

…I’m so confused, not my normal confused other confused.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Just writing a bit ... I may have a point some day ...lol sorry was that out loud

Do you know what we need wonder mutt, and by wonder mutt I mean cat and by cat I mean a duo of cats no more than that shall be had… I’m not going to be the OFUC guy with a bunch of cats… ’nother story

Anyway, yup I say and write it, I needs a win… you heard me in the back yah, wee little nasty beasts… a win, a score, a good day… and not the good day as in,

Oh how are you today.

I’m good, you?

Great…

Fargin’ liars is wut I has to say ’bout that.

I don’t even need a big win, just a little win..

Well I did have a little win about a fortnight ago but that quickly became a not win… why

Because Mickey is a fargin’ ice hole that’s why.

Hey mickey … yeah you know sounds like Row Bee, yes that’s right the front and the back of a Firetruck.

Ever notice that if you see someone you really, … ah… not like a lot and if they are really far away you can wave at them and say the worst things about them and as long as you smile and wave they have no clue.

Happy faces boys, wave big … you rotten SOB why ought a’ tell you a thing or five about you lookin’ funny and your momma dressin’ you funny and you smell like a fish cannery in August on a hot day with no breeze, lord your children are ugly are you sure they’re yours?

Maybe it’s just me.

I was told I was sick and wrong today, sick and wrong as in swimming up stream, not well in the head, the elevators stops about half way up, the lights are one but no one is there, a can short of a good time, not having a full deck, a hatter in the day, you know

To which I replied, I prefer the term elegantly deviant to sick and wrong

The subject was changed after my reply… not that it was a very good retort but if you own the slam better than it was given, where do you go from there.

And surely the thing that was uttered from my mouth at that particular time was not nearly the worst thing that I’ve ever uttered

Some times you have to be careful when you ask people to talk naughty to you. I asked once, well she did and it was un-rattling.

Yes you think you want to hear it than you do and no, no you wish you could turn the clock back.

In case you’re reading and wondering what is going on, I’m writing and wondering what is going on…it’s really an exercise called stream writing it is actually more but I can’t spell the other word and I’ll stop and fixate on the correct spelling and that will end the stream so we shan’t

Is that a word shouldn’t shan’t ant ? As in the past of shan’t contraction of shall not.

Who knows not me. But anyway I can’t seem to find the part I’m missing, the person I’m missing, as in lost not dearly missing, but I can’t find them either. But they are indeed apart and not the same people. I don’t know the answer to the question and I’m not sure there was a question but I’m confused as you must surely be if you’re follow, the names have been left out to protect the guilty and me of course. I want the dollar to buy more things and I hope that it will. Now I must end this as my pre allotted time has gone but I win which is where we started

Not a big win but a win none the less and it’s Mr. Elegant Deviant thank you very much.


In other news…

The 5 d’s of Dodgeball are Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge.


That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

It isn't anything ...wut, Nah I ain't seen it, bugger off you wee nasty beasties

Lively class tonight got home later then expected

Lots to say not much time to put it all down on this

Should probably just skip it but want to put something up

Tosser, just shut up will ya…

I’m not a tosser ya’ bloody git.

Oh look a nickel



In other news…

… hmmm I’m just not sure what to think … really not sure at all … hmmm

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Trees and stuff, ... ok it really doesn't have anything to do with trees

Ever find out something and wish you had not? Made the unexpected discovery ?

Yeah sometimes knowing something isn’t always a good thing.

If money is at the root of evil, knowledge is right there at the root of temptation.

Now just because you know something doesn’t mean you can, or should do anything with the knowledge.

Related to this I’m really good at getting that sort of knowledge, partly because I’ll ask the question some won’t, or make the observation, but I listen more then talk but mainly when I find out that stuff I keep it to myself.

I’m a secret keeper, a confessor if you will, a confessor without the guilt or the act of contrition and penance. Well really all that just gets in the way of knowing the really good stuff about people if you are all judgmental about what people are telling you.

You know it may have been a good thing I ended up leaving the seminary I think you are supposed to a be a little judgey about things, I’m not sure I wouldn’t have gotten caught up in the story. Huh… who knew the little stop over up Olson Tower road would have been so poignant in my life… well apart from the obvious.

I’m not only good at keeping other people’s secrets, it takes a lot of bourbon to pry my own out of me… that or enough Guinness to float a boat… a paper boat not a real boat, no one could drink enough beer in a single sitting to float a boat…


… Ok let me say this now…

That if you die trying to drink enough beer to float a boat, it’s not my fault.


In other news…

Watched it again and I’m still not sure what to think about terminator salvation. I’m not sure if it’s a good movie or not. Now in fairness I think I’m possibly a bit swayed the Christian Bale rant on the lighting guy making me perhaps a bit biased against the film. I refused to see it in the theatres based on that alone and now, I’m glad that I didn’t but am I still being unfair about it’s overall merit.

Oh and yea, for Leonard and Penny…

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,