Everyone has those things that make them take pause. Mine is trashy white girls
Now I know those things that make you take pause aren’t always the best things for you.
In fact they are indeed often times very bad for you.
Case in point.
Trashy white girls
One - they generally have some big ol’ hanger on who believes that the white trash girl is his. Now she may actually be a baby mama, former girl friend or the only girl who gave the palooka a valentine in the 2nd grade. Regardless bubba has probably spent the better part of his adult life in jail for hitting anyone who shows any interest in the girl. And he isn’t above hitting you even if you wear glasses.
Two - they generally have some problem which spells bad news. Now this is in the form or drug abuse, alcoholism, STD, untreated mental heath issue. Drug abuse means that they always have it on them and are likely to be known by the police for this because of bubba. Alcoholic means they fight and will and will hit you… yes they will. Then they’ll stab you. An STD … well that’s just nothing to clap about. The untreated mental health issue, well those problems vary depending on the issues but lets face it these are rarely good things when left untreated. Seek help, seriously seek help and take the meds please.
Three. - they are generally jobless. This does not mean that they are not without skills. One of those skills may be thievery. Never let them know where you live because one day you may come home and find all your stuff missing. Then you are left standing in the middle of you empty house, apartment, cabin, tent wondering why. But you know why.
Four - Largely because of reason number three your money is always the first spent there isn’t a trade off. Some of the excuses if she has/had money is I’ve lost my wallet, I forgot my wallet, I get paid on Friday, I had to lend money to friend, relative, etc. either way you are spending your money and she isn’t spending hers. Once your money is gone she is probably not far behind.
Five -they really only pretend to like you …sort of like strippers …well a lot like strippers and to no surprise if they have a job its probably stripper, face it lots of trashy white girls are strippers. Now I know if you are a guy you are thinking having a stripper girl friend is a good thing right. Well it can be but usually items one, two, and three apply and along with number four and while you are all stunned by all the ah…hmm… free adult entertainment you tend not to notice all the bad things happening to you. Ignorance is bliss but it’s really distraction ….oooh look a nickel… soo pretty and shiny must have…stuff gone.
So while I may pause, I smile and keep walking. Never look back because you’ll get hit by a car and die didn’t you see meet joe black. Duh.
This one needs a disclaimer, I really don’t like this part of blogging but it is necessary, If you are reading this nothing said above is about anyone I know. They are just humorous, well my attempt at humorous generalizations.
Other stuff tomorrow.
Have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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