Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Bob Costas is an idiot too

The news of my demise is once again, premature I know there are those who would prefer I be not seen ever again and this is not my way to press the thumb at them but merely to say I’ve not stopped my dabbling in the written world. I know, I know but it gives me joy. Well both really, pressing my thumb at people and writing. However the lack of writing has been due to the beta unit visiting and all the holiday muckity muck. It is bad form to sit and ignore others in your home to journal away, especially as it isn’t a paying gig, maybe someday. Hope and dream.

A reoccurring bother of mine is the assumed self importance of trivial matters. At the forefront of the most recent resurgence of the my cow is holier than your cow is the outrage over the NFL canceling a football game.

Oh dear bob say it isn’t so they didn’t cancel a football game, it’s the end of days, the Mayans predicted the cancellation of this very event… whoa and doom it is the end time… Oh dear bob what ever are we to do? Alas and le sigh even.

AH… get over it might be a plan.

Just spit-balling here but isn’t football a game, played by a group of commercial franchises who make a schedule up on their own and play in a series of matches culminating in a championship match between two teams. So if those owners of the said franchises decided they would just stop doing this business they could without any discussion from anyone else.

Wait what?

Yes is the answer there. Ok then it’s a game that has nothing to do with anything but that game. And the one time the NFL really makes decision that you know maybe it’s not safe for the fans to come out and get home, we should probably not have the game today lets play it another day because;

A.) it’s a FIRETRUCKING GAME

B.) we’ll look like real ship heads if someone gets hurt

C.) We make the rules so we can do this

D.) Did we mention it’s a game???? We did ok

Now the Governor of PA has called this as a sign that we are a nation of WUSSIES.

Really a nation of wussies. Maybe you have a point there but a counter point which we’ll ignore is that your candied ass probably hasn’t really had a really hard day in the last 20 years so careful who you call wussies.

However ignoring his own pampered existence he later he gets all nostalgic about a game he attended back in the day when it was snowing so hard you could barely see the field and how it was magical and football isn’t a wussies game and blah, blah, blah.

Governor that game has numbed your head and it has not thawed yet. It is a game and you sat your dumb as in the freezing cold to watch a bunch of then underpaid grown men bang around on each other, brilliant idea. Now you expect people to sit and watched now overpaid grown men play a game with a ball, your brilliance it boggling.

And I respect it was your choice to do that, really I do. But I also have the right to say you are a loon for doing so. However, had the game been cancelled because of the weather you would have been sadden for sure but ultimately alright with it because it is a game.

Now today the cities are still adversely effected by the snow from a few days ago. While it is not snomaggedon levels from last year the same problems all of our megalopolis urban centers. They have no place to put snow that doesn’t melt and accumulates over a few inches in a short span of time. This causes lots of problems all on it’s own without any help.

Lots and lots of snow causes even more problems. You know what causes even more problems. Lemmings in the snow and by lemmings I mean sports fans and people out in the snow with no real reason to be out in the snow.

Not that sports fans alone are lemming in nature I too have run with the herd a few times and I’m not proud but by in large we all have the potential to be that lemming. It’s mob mentality and the idea that closing at any time is a short coming, a failure, un-American and boarding on tyranny is just inane.

It isn’t being a wuss it’s dare I say it exercising some common sense.

What? Blasphemy ? Well I do bare the mark of a heretic but blasphemy by bob no.

We have all gotten a bit too big for our britches and the attitude that everything that happens here is so gosh darn important that the world will end if it doesn’t happen on a set and timely scheduled is ridiculous.

Because most of what 99.9% of us do is really rather unimportant but that doesn’t mean don’t do it. It just means have some sense about when you do, do what you do. Yes I said do, do. Lol and Har-dee-har. ROFL and all

Seriously another several thousand vehicles on the road thousands of people out and about that didn’t need to be out just gets in the way of the road crews trying to get things back in action quickly, safely and effectively. If they have to wait to clear a road because football fans in tread bare tires are out on the road and have caused a pile up more than just football fans are effected. Because face it left to those of us choosing to go and weighing if is safe or not isn’t the best litmus test for lemmings. Here is how that would have played out. It’s snowing and it might snow a lot, it cost me a bunch of money for the tickets, I might be stuck in Philly, I paid a lot for tickets I’m not losing that money the economy sucks right now I’ll go ahead and risk it and that is what 90% or more of the fans would have done.

So Governor, really I get it you might need some face time with the public and you want to seem like a go get ‘em kinda guy but why not use that face time to support a common sense choice that was made that maybe did help keep things from being a much more real news issue than the postponement of a game.


I’ll let you use your imagination on what the headlines might have been on this one because I have a pretty active imagination and the headline I think up might make you pee in your pants a little bit. And one more thought you hypocritical sycophant had the headlines been tragic you would have had your nostalgic foot so far down the NFL’s throat that a proctologist could have told the news your shoe size.

Maybe we all just need to take a step back and slow down a bit and not just about football, about all of it. I just spent the last few days calmly with the beta unit and you know it was alright, no agenda, no time table, no stress…ok a little stress but not a lot and I still need a lot of work on the 8 paths

In other news

NYC Mayor has a bad attitude about people bitching that snow crews can’t clean the streets and can’t cleans them without doing a shit ton of property damage.

Ah… I am a bit on the fence on this one.

Really you live in Manhattan why do you need a car? If you have car park it in New Jersey and take a taxi to it because you really are only driving your car when you leave the city anyway.

On the side of the people it you can’t get the equipment safely down the street don’t clean the street with equipment that is designed to move earth for construction.

Our major cities or megalopolises have no place to put snow when really bad storms hit. They just don’t so if you live in a major city you are going to deal with snow being a pain in your ass when you get a lot of it. So make plans to have places to put snow when you at times get a sh*t ton of it. That might mean you keep a lot open in every block or dig a melting pit that is powered by geothermal to convert the snow into water and send it down in the storm drains. There are two ideas with almost no thought point being you need a plan. And citizens really you know they city is going to mash your car or bury at the very least if you leave it on the street so don’t park on the street or don’t have a car.

Still in other news

iJ, has no business buying a firearm but looks pretty good in the blaze orange hat

Triple-ly in other news

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Sunday, April 4, 2010

It goes in all directions please fasten your safety belts it gets a wee bit bumpy

Wonderful weather weekend what would we wish were we wee wabbits

Continuing with the alliteration would require more work but that isn’t half dam bad for on the fly … by that I mean that was a totally random sentence that sprang from my head.

Yeah it is kind of scary in there… as there are parts of my mind I don’t linger because to do so would be… well I might move there if given the chance.

So off that

Internet versus TV, TV versus internet. Has the internet killed TV.

No, TV does have to work harder to keep people interested. The internet has damaged the sustainability of things, what happens in one part of the world is in minutes every where else … literally everywhere there is internet. So things don’t last. And our attention span becomes more and more like a squirrel on crack with ADHD doubling up on the meds.

Yeah that would be a marathon in 2.8 minutes … curiously though when will the two hour barrier for the marathon fall. ??? Once upon a time the 4 minute mile was thought to be the ultimate barrier. It fell.

Will the 3.5 mile ever happen as in 3 minutes 30 seconds that’s quick that is I tell yah. Now imagine a squirrel runnin’ a ‘hole marathon in less time. Yeah like … well sumthin’ really fast .. Yeah like lighting but without all the light and static.

Scatter brained we are

Sound bite junkies, give me my fix so I can ramble on to the next pretty thing

Sustainability it what the internet killed not TV but kill sustainability you dry up the money, dry up the money, you kill it.

TV got too big

Internet got really too big

Business got to big

Sustainable and manageable

This was not at all were I was going with all of this but this is were we are now. Why have only 2 place in the entire world making something. Especially if those two things are used by a big part of the world. Well to maximize profits that’s why, to ensure product quality. Big business mumbo jumbo.

If you are still making the same number of products to sell, you are using the same amount of raw materials, if you had 10 places making the same product the cost goes up a bit for a few more workers but the cost goes down in transportation and lost/damaged other problems. The product can actually be made in less time also saving money for the big business. The workers will also have less stress as each will be responsible for less of the over all production percentage and less errors will occur a money saver too. Less errors builds customer satisfaction. Less stress equals worker satisfaction equals sustainability of employees keeping retraining costs down, errors down, efficiency up. All money savers.

Big business is infected with a virus I call the gottohaveitall syndrome or big greedy muther fucker wants all the toys and doesn’t want to share with anyone and fuck the customer if the whatever we are selling doesn’t work right because we’ll just drag their happy ass to court and they can’t afford a lawyer so we win fuck you joe average guy or gal I got all the fucking money and you don’t so boo hoo.

Yeah the gottohaveitall syndrome is much easier to say and takes less time. A money saver.

New Jersey, of all places had an idea like this once upon a time. You have to have someone pump your gas. You as the consumer buying gasoline have to pay to have someone pump it for you. Thousands of jobs over night. Blam-o … well maybe not the best word to toss out there with gasoline. Spread it around people. You can still make enough money to choke an elephant but it might take two weeks instead of one to do it.

Put on your big boy panties and own some reality. If the masses fail it’s not long before the masses become the mob, the mob the rioting hoard, then the streets run with… a red think liquid sounds like … huh … ever try to come up for a rhyme for blood before … not so simple but not a difficult as orange… yeah there is nothing in English for orange …hang it up junior seuss he didn’t even go there … it’s sacred like the cow or something leave it alone.

So ask not what you can do for big business but ask what you can do for your self to keep your money out of the hands of big business. You’ll still be poor and underpaid but you will be sticking it to the man in an almost meaningless way but if enough of us say you know you charge to fucking much for that there thing-a-ma-bob well they’ll be forced to sell it all for a minor profit to dollar store brand or an internet warehouse seller who will hang on to it before moving it another chain and another … see spread it around.

Spread it around makes everybody happy think about life as a giant peanut butter sandwich the best ones are the ones when you take a bit of time and make sure the peanut butter goes all the way to edges. Spread it around don’t be selfish and mean, share a bit with the corners yeah everyone likes the middle the best but the edges need love too they aren’t just handles for tossing out when you eat them middle bits. Spread it around people you’ll be glad you did. Tell others too. They’ll be glad too, and they’ll tell others and they will too and soon … well it will be a great big peanut butter sandwich day in heaven if everyone just spreads it around a bit more.

Ok I’m done but seriously … share you’ll be glad you did



In other news…

Answers to questions ask or that should have been asked. In no particular order are as follows;

-I’m not dead
-I’m not crazy
-I am OFUC, the mirror confirmed
-My hand if numb
-I don’t like that person
-I had typed out a whole thing that I deleted but to know it was there is curious
-Yes is the answer
-No is also the answer
-For a full day without a break is how long I would do that for you
-Please and thank you
-Can you send me a photo
-Insert previous answer

That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

They say a lot of stuff... mainly to their benefit

They say … well they say a lot but specifically in this case they say that computers are supposed to make your life easier.

I don’t think that is true, at least not completely.

While the computer allows for tremendous strides it also allows for bigger mess ups.

Yin -Yang , cause and effect however you want to wrap your head around it

As far as computers allow us to go in one direction they will cause us to go at least that far in the other.

They are evil and I’m not sure they are a necessary evil but they are sort of like a tick or a bullet in your body lodged next to something important removing it a the wrong time things fall apart.

Computers were invented by the devil or at least a close relative.

Interesting information.

If there is a government agency out there I am likely at some point to end up with some interaction with them, usually not to my benefit.

I recently had a thought that could I garner the attention of some more, you know in a mostly harmless classification sort of way.

I’ve had the office of the executive checking me out once upon a time.

I mean there are really very easy ways to accomplish that but that lacks in imagination. I’ll let you know who all walks up to my door

Or sits next to my luggage… the department of agriculture dog was cool and the agent was sort of cute well she may not have been but it’s been awhile ago so I may have just colored her as cute… she didn’t really have a sense of humor that day

In other news…

Other peoples mistakes are somehow my fault … why is that? Oh and I get to pay real money for other peoples mistakes and in no way may fault. Why because that is the way it is. Well isn’t that special. Yea… not and they wonder why revolutions start with lawyers and bureaucrats being put against the wall… you know it’s not rocket science.



That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,