Got Crack?

While I'm a vegetarian my children aren't, I'm not making them be something they don't want to be.
Anyway that isn't the point in all of this, the point is that yesterday I fixed a roast for them;
a big roast, taters, carrots onions, mushrooms garlic etc.
I did a pan for me too which had big portabella mushrooms in it for me. yummy by the way.
Well I have two rather large dogs - a German Shepard (seven) and a Siberian husky (kitty)
They were going absoFUCKinglutly bonkers by the time the roast was done.
They looked at me like dude where is the meat man give us some NOW! wag wag wag wag the tails come on man we need a fix. Their eyes were all glazed over.
So the helpful hint is that if you have big dogs don't cook a roast unless you want them to be geeking like crack heads at the end of the day. And yes I did give them some too, and of course they love me, cause I'm cool like that.