HELP WANTED: Humans need not apply, Robots only.

I used to wonder why anyone would ever want to have a robot for an employee.
Now I know why. Robots do what they are told and only what they are told. They don't get curious unless you program them to be curious, they just do what they are told.
If it doesn't do what it's told to do
It's broken and you fix it or get a new one.
Humans however don't do what they are told
They do what the hell ever they feel like
And I'm no different but if I have to fix my problems I know I did it and will say hey you know what? That's my bad let me fix that and if the button says don't push me
I don't push the freaking button.
I may want to push the button
I may even wonder what would happen when you push the button
But I don't let my desire to push the button control my destiny
There is a reason you don't push the button and you know you don't even need to know why you don't push the button.
Like in my job there is a machine that you don't walk up to and push 1 then enter from the main screen.
Why because it shuts down the whole building.
Not exactly a smart thing to put on a machine but hey I don't push 1 enter from the main screen.
WHY?
Because I'm not supposed to do that, that's why.
So if you are reading this and you make robots, hurry up and make them affordable and soon
I need a dozen.