Time saver for work

Below is a handy time saver for work, feel free to copy and print to use for your cube, office, cage, other work space or enclosure. Time save appears between the two lines of *'s



To save everyone’s time I have developed this time saving sign

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Please Read rather than entering Thank you.

GENERAL CONVERSATION
- Good morning, afternoon, evening (which ever applies)
- Hi. Good, thanks. You ? Great talk to you later. (Smile)
- It is ________ weather we’re having (I agree with your assessment)
- Congratulations (Big Smile)
- I’m sorry (consoling look)
- I already ate
- Yes I own other colour clothing besides black. I like black it makes me happy ( I like that spelling better, deal with it)
- Have a great evening, weekend, holiday, vacation, day off (pick the one which applies to your current status)
- Great talking with you, hope we can talk again some time soon,Ciao
- Ciao – no that is my leaving salutation no others will be used, Ciao

QUESTIONS OF ANY NATURE

If you have a question please see the answers below. Your answer is here. I assure you the answer to any and all of your questions is here. You decide which one or ones apply to your quandary. Then you won’t have to knock and you can get back to your own work and I can continue with mine.

-No
-Yes, I am busy
-No, I do not have it
-No, I haven’t worked with them
-No, I don’t remember if I have worked with them
-No, I can’t do ( insert your request )
-No, I am a lot of fun to be around.
-No, It’s not you honest.
-No, I don’t have time to ( insert your request ).
-No, I am not allowed to comment
-No, really I'm not surprised.
-No, I don't have an opinion/or care (pick which applies)
-No, I haven't seen it
-No, I'm not authorized to sign that
-If you feel your answer is not here then I'm not able to help you please ask someone else and if you have already asked everyone else make something up that sounds right but I didn't tell you to do that because making stuff up is bad but bothering me right now might actually be worse. See you for drinks later, you're the best, Ciao.

Thank you, have a most excellent day and pleasant tomorrow



*****end time saver******************

Have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,