Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Don't point your finger at me and laugh... no...

Just to clarify I am not a Twi-hard, pronounce Tah WHY -Hard as in fanatical about Twilight books and movies and gizmos you know as in die hard fan geez it really looses it in the translation

So I’m not …honest … well alright maybe a little bit. Last night I finished the 5th book published 6th intended story I suppose. Although I think that this was more a need to make the 3rd movie flow better. The 5th intended but not published is book one retold from Edwards point of view. That is on-line and I haven’t read those chapters but probably should at some point as this info will make it in to a movie at some point.

As books go, they are easy to read and flow well I like them the characters while underdeveloped are likeable or hate-able depending on if you should like them or not or even like not like them.

In this latest book the one thing that Ms. Stephanie explained, that I’d not heard or read before, is that the 4 books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn are all only what the character Bella sees and experiences, is exposed to, and nothing else. All this stuff goes on but she don’t know it so you don’t read it.

As a reader you only learn what Bella doesn’t know if she talks or interacts with someone who does know. Yup you are in the eyes of a single character always in all four books. I read it and I suppose realize this but didn’t make it a thought in my head . Yeah I’m dim sometimes.

Anyway the new book The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is only from her, Bree’s perspective and it has an interesting style that is relatable to the Ms. Stephanie Twist on Vampire kind as you read it you may figure it out. If you’ve read the other books you know Bree’s fate and the title suggests this as well. I won’t spoil it for those of you who aren’t going to read but wait for the movie in three weeks or just don‘t care at all. Yes I know this information in my head. I am not a Twi-hard… I’m not.

Although being a vampire would be freakin’ awesome always thought that so there. Long before bella and them made a kinder gentler vampire .. These too were not the first to go off human blood either.

Vampires are cool, cooler than werewolves so if you are all team Jacob bite it wolfies go have some kibble and lick your own junk in a corner werewolves are second class monsters to vampires end of story …no … talk to the hand .. There is no argument you can make that makes werewolves cooler than vampires. Well ok Teen wolf was ok … but not teen wolf too. No ixnay on the eentay olfway ootay

So back to the whole my not being a Twi-hard … I’m not … I bought the books read the books and gave them to my daughter who is probably a Twi-hard and yes she will be getting this copy too. Hey she even photo shopped her eyes in a photo too look like a Cullen Vampire … yeah I kinda want to do that too.

In other news…

Doodle graduates in three days OMG!

hot water heater problems = money problems = stress = no fun for don = no fun for don. It ends there I generally try not to bite peoples heads off when I’m having a bad day but if I were a vampire I might… I’m not a Twi hard



That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

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