Thursday, November 17, 2011

I may have missed a memo or two

I know I’m a bit off center

Some would and others do say more than a bit off center. Regardless of how much I’m off kilter I don’t really see it as being all that much most of the time.

That is until I start talking and the person I’m speaking with will tilt there head to the side and look at me with a blank stare. In those moments I resist the urge to look behind me because I’m sure there is a monster back there. However usually it is just me that has them befuddled. Perhaps I have stared to long into the abyss and now it stares back.

Without an example it may be hard to understand, so here is one, part of the job I have involves going to autopsies. We really don’t have to go all that often especially when compared to the people who actually do them but considerably more than a regular person. They don’t bother me and I don’t mind relating the experience and that’s when people start looking at me like ah… you aren’t right.

The macabre doesn’t bother me, the slightly off center is attractive and some of the more traditional ideals and values are really just a bunch of words that people cling to, to make life somewhat more bearable. Probably not making a lot of friends there but life is life and most of the complications we face we create. My complications included. Unless they are related to driving and then it is all the dumbass drivers in front of me… dear lord… people the rules of driving are fairly simple … you don’t freaking stop while trying to get on to a freeway…well unless you are from Roanoke.

In other happy news

The Co-op has fresh pumpkin pie and you know how I know because I got a slice and I eated it already and it was yummy.

Do I need pie

NOPE

Do I like Pie

YUP

‘specially pumpkin pie.

I like other pie too but really pumpkin pie is probably my all time favorite pie … well…there might be one other kind of pie…. Nope …pumpkin is still probably number one

In other, other news.

Today was my randomly selected happy day, but it wasn’t particularly happy. I guess because I’m the one picking it. Some one else probably has to pick the randomly selected happy day for it to be a happy day for that person. I’ll have to give it some thought …well more than I just have. Unless someone wants to volunteer to pick two days a month one between 1 to 30 and then one between one and four.

The happy day is between 1 and 30 and then one to four is which weekend would be the happy weekend.

Just randomly see if it works out … like a self fulfilling prophecy plan to be happy and you will be… you know until someone comes along and takes a big ol’ whiz in your face and tells you that it is raining. It isn’t raining and you can’t will that into happiness.


Well, that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow most likely

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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