Do you know what we need wonder mutt, and by wonder mutt I mean cat and by cat I mean a duo of cats no more than that shall be had… I’m not going to be the OFUC guy with a bunch of cats… ’nother story
Anyway, yup I say and write it, I needs a win… you heard me in the back yah, wee little nasty beasts… a win, a score, a good day… and not the good day as in,
Oh how are you today.
I’m good, you?
Great…
Fargin’ liars is wut I has to say ’bout that.
I don’t even need a big win, just a little win..
Well I did have a little win about a fortnight ago but that quickly became a not win… why
Because Mickey is a fargin’ ice hole that’s why.
Hey mickey … yeah you know sounds like Row Bee, yes that’s right the front and the back of a Firetruck.
Ever notice that if you see someone you really, … ah… not like a lot and if they are really far away you can wave at them and say the worst things about them and as long as you smile and wave they have no clue.
Happy faces boys, wave big … you rotten SOB why ought a’ tell you a thing or five about you lookin’ funny and your momma dressin’ you funny and you smell like a fish cannery in August on a hot day with no breeze, lord your children are ugly are you sure they’re yours?
Maybe it’s just me.
I was told I was sick and wrong today, sick and wrong as in swimming up stream, not well in the head, the elevators stops about half way up, the lights are one but no one is there, a can short of a good time, not having a full deck, a hatter in the day, you know
To which I replied, I prefer the term elegantly deviant to sick and wrong
The subject was changed after my reply… not that it was a very good retort but if you own the slam better than it was given, where do you go from there.
And surely the thing that was uttered from my mouth at that particular time was not nearly the worst thing that I’ve ever uttered
Some times you have to be careful when you ask people to talk naughty to you. I asked once, well she did and it was un-rattling.
Yes you think you want to hear it than you do and no, no you wish you could turn the clock back.
In case you’re reading and wondering what is going on, I’m writing and wondering what is going on…it’s really an exercise called stream writing it is actually more but I can’t spell the other word and I’ll stop and fixate on the correct spelling and that will end the stream so we shan’t
Is that a word shouldn’t shan’t ant ? As in the past of shan’t contraction of shall not.
Who knows not me. But anyway I can’t seem to find the part I’m missing, the person I’m missing, as in lost not dearly missing, but I can’t find them either. But they are indeed apart and not the same people. I don’t know the answer to the question and I’m not sure there was a question but I’m confused as you must surely be if you’re follow, the names have been left out to protect the guilty and me of course. I want the dollar to buy more things and I hope that it will. Now I must end this as my pre allotted time has gone but I win which is where we started
Not a big win but a win none the less and it’s Mr. Elegant Deviant thank you very much.
In other news…
The 5 d’s of Dodgeball are Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge.
That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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