Celery is yummy… nom, nom, nom.
Unrelated to the celery but at my work there are several restrooms there are two mob style restrooms for each gender one locked for employees only and the other open for the general public. Total 4 mob style restrooms … if you don’t know the term it is a room with multiple fixtures for making number one or number two, usually each fixture is separated by a full or partial wall … usually.
Then there are two addition single seat restrooms. That the management has deemed to be unisex, but they should just be listed as female only. They are decorated for women and in an office of 90% women … any guy would be stupid to use either of those single seat restrooms. One I’m not sure why anyone uses one of them because it’s a fairly high traffic area. I try not to walk by that area at all but sometimes I have to.
The second reason for not using either of these is if you blow up the restroom as in you have to number 2 and it makes your eyes water … it just reeks. You know beer, eggs, beans, throw in a bit of lactose intolerant and paint thinner … you know the sort of reek that lighting a match smells like reek and a lit match. If you blow up a restroom like that, there is going to be someone on the other side of the door waiting to go in. Always.
Third if there ever is a mess, and I mean ever… in a single seat restroom and you are a guy who uses that restroom even once in 99 years, you will be blamed for any and all messes that occur in that restroom. Not just the mess…yup the reek smell too will forever be your problem as well even if you are innocent. And I know you ladies can drop a bathroom bomb that will singe the hair off a rhino just like a lot of guys can.
I may be stupid but I am not a dummy
In other news…
They are thinking about re-making Ferris Buller’s Day off…???? Why? That serves no purpose
I’ve lost something too… but I’m not sure what or where.
That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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