Well it’s officially snowing …boo, yuck and phooey even. Normally I’m not like this, I love the snow, but as of late not so much. I don’t have the time, money or money for snow at this point so it can go the hell away. Yup I said hell as in Ay-ch Ee double hockey sticks with a side of Firetruck and torque too with a bit of backward suction. Indeed.
So I’ll be shoveling in the morning. I don’t wanna shovel, I don’t like the shovel. It’s ugly and mean.
I’m sleepy
Dodge, to avoid
Dip to lower in dance or to avoid
Duck, an aquatic fowl or to quickly avoid
Dive, to plunge from a height into water or to avoid
Dodge, a car you should avoid both in standing in front of while it’s moving or from purchase.
The 5 D’s of dodge ball…as in Imma playin dodge ball
There are several of us aplayinda dodge ball, I don’t think any of us really suspect that this is actually going to be physical activity. You know move your mass around rapidly avoid being hit by big red rubber ball POINK… nothing really makes a noise like a dodge ball hitting a person
Nothing really makes a sound like a wrench hitting a person either but we aren’t dodging wrenches.
We aren’t dodging wrenches right? Seriously we aren’t dodging wrenches…
It says right here in the bylaws of the ADAA that would be the American Dodgeball Association of America that only players hit by a live ball below the shoulders including the clothing are out.
Whew not in the face… I won’t have to shriek like a little girl … hey I’m ugly enough I think the one trip down the tree was enough.
And I may have BDD … yeah that I say it’s the OFUC but now I’m told that I don’t but what I really have is BDD. I don’t think that’s correct but we’ll check.
Back to Dodgeball, yes Cotton it’s exciting less than a week away, Well Pepper it’s about to unfold anything can happen.
Oh I am shamelessly stealing from that moving.
But we didn’t steal our name from them like another team, well borrowed yeah they are the Average Joe’s
Thankfully no one took the purple cobra.
We are the Oneders, (wonders incase you haven’t seen the movie… which I haven’t)
But if we had chosen a rather menacing name we may have been shamed into not wearing our shirt because my prediction is we are going to make the dysen vacuum look like a toy, gravity look like a myth, a black hole an escapable place, yup that all means suck, as in suck in a big big way,
But you know what we’ll have fun doing it.
Big Fun just like the shirts in Heathers without the walking into traffic and dying part or the dying in the woods, and not all being named heather either… and our shirt say Oneders and not BIG FUN but it is the same
BIG FUN
I’ll let you know how much and if I can talk stunt boy into recording it, maybe even a video of the MASS A CREE of our team
But to put a positive spin on this to para-phrase-ically quote Peter LaFluer, AKA Vince Vaughn “we don’t know who our best player is it could be anyone one of us”
BIG FUN
WHOOOSH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> POINK !
Not in the faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
POINK POINK POINK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
In other news…
…I’m so confused, so much more than my normal confused … I don’t know what to do… Oh I know what I would do were I in a position to do but no it’s gotta be confusing.
That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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