You know how you make that squeal noise and dogs will turn their heads sideways and look at you. Yeah, that’s the one. I see that in the eyes of some people when I’m telling a story or I think sometimes when I write them down. Well I don’t really see them when I’m writing it’s more in the comments or the loss of subscribers that really hits it home that people are thinking, you know you are just not normal.
I’m am normal though. I am, I am, I am. Dambit
More to the point, I was sharing that everyone one has people who wish them ill and even dead in some cases. With me so far? Ok thought so. No matter how nice you are some one has said, ‘I’m gonna kill you’ at some point in your life or something to that effect.
Some people have even had weapons pointed at them a time or ten. Not ten really, is a vehicle a weapon? Ok maybe a skitch more than 10. Hey you don’t want to cross the street at the wrong time, just sayin’.
Yeah that is where I loose people. What not everyone has angry people confront you with a show lethal force. Nope Don, not many. Guess I’m special like that then huh. Admittedly I may have done some things that may have inspired said reactions well not to the point of bodily harm but harsh words for certain. Maybe some bodily harm. I haven’t always been my charming invisible self. I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you. No seriously. I kid, I kid, but seriously.
Now correct me if I’m wrong.
Person A does something incredible stupid and insane. I call person A, a crazy person. Well I called her something but it wasn’t person. We’ll just leave it at that, yeah, it’s probably better. No it wasn’t the C word, moving on. Person B is mad as hell that I called Person A, a crazy person and drives to my house. Person B demands that I say I’m sorry for calling person A, a crazy person. Between you and me and anyone else, she really is a nutter.
I say no, I will not, can not, and shan’t, and under no circumstances will I say I‘m sorry for saying your Person A is a crazy person. Yup I said the real words to Person B‘s face too.
Well he did ask, what I said, so I told him. He wanted to know.
Following that Person B huffed and puffed and said he would kill me if I didn’t say I was sorry. I said not likely because even he knew she was a crazy person. I said no, and suggested that he leave before he got even more upset by the fact that I wasn’t going to say sorry. Now, I may have said, I’m sorry she’s a crazy person but I won’t say for certain. I think this because at one point Person B did get pretty mad and by pretty mad I mean he started to swing on me, so I shut the door on his fist.
Knock …crack… Ouch and stuff, that sounded painful. Oh it was… gosh that is rather unfortunate. Gee still not going to say it. He left without an apology. That scenario has happened several times in my life… well arrange a few details add some different language, still not the C word. Really people I do have some sense.
Any way things will start oh hey you can’t do this or that. Really, lets give that a whirl then or something to that line of thinking. Nope the lord did not smite me, it would appear that I can do this or that.
The more appropriate thing is perhaps one should not do said thing. I would like to think that I’ve grown wiser in my years and learned from life the great teacher that she is and I would like to think am the better for it all.
Still struggling with the death threats, yeah me too but seriously you all have had them right. Right? Oh come on it isn’t really just me. Is it? You’re looking at the screen sideways aren’t you. I knew it.
In other news
It’s cold
Still in other news
My trees have primarily finished their annual vomit on my yard activities but more on that tomorrow.
Triple-ly in other news
I had something really cleaver picked out for a title but then I forgot what it was, I know I’m disappointed as well. Maybe it will come to me later. Yeah probably not.
Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday
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That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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