Tuesday, December 7, 2010

…slam, slam, …oh hot damn…

Office pet peeves, everyone has one or twelve and I am no exception and you are probably not either. However blogging about the people peeves you have can come back on you like a 6 bean burrito. So I’ll focus on my one mostly innocuous office pet peeve.

Plastic coated paper clips. They are truly evil and should be banished from the planet. Seriously they are an abomination. Who can really look at a document held together with a bright pink paper clip. This is serious office work here not house of style.

But I don’t like them on general purposes either. They are an affront to my senses and I really do shudder and think oh dear god I hate these things every single time I see them.

The only thing worse than the plastic coated paper clips are actual plastic paper clips. The really should just not be made at all or ever again. The person who first suggested them should be hunted down, tarred and feathered, be forced to apologize personally in full tar and feather regalia to every man, woman and child who has ever seen one.

So what are your office pet peeves that are not about people?

In other news

I was explaining the MAG game play to a couple of friends and I was using visual aids. I’m big on visual aids when I’m talking and if I don’t’ have them I use paper and pencil and I don’t have those or it is impractical to use them I will talk with my hands.

Well I explaining how the game was set up and the different objective points and I was using large and small metal paper clips as the visual aids for the objective points.

I get through my explaining 3 to 4 minutes and my friend now have a more than through understanding of my game or at least that match style.

My one friend says you know what would have made the more better. He didn’t really say it that way but it’s my story I’m telling my way.

I say what?

He says, Colored paper clips.

Yup he did … ugh.

Still in other news

It is really freaking cold. Why thank you captain obvious. You’re welcome.
I need to do an update of the cast of characters you may encounter in my blogs or update those of you who are long time readers. And for those of you who are curious and read the back log of some 1600 blogs you’ll know who is who. Well not that you care but I kinda wanna (intentional)

Oh and thinking of digging the invisible army out of the mothballs for GP’s and fun. Every life needs a little mayhem and not the guy on the TV in the accidents. More on that later.

Title thanks to Pink - Raise your Glass

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That’s all for now other stuff tomorrow, have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,

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