Monday, March 7, 2011

What's your nickname?

This past week was my week with Stuntboy. How it works see, it that he spends a week with me and then one with his other parental unit, who is normally referred to in blog as CPG. BTW, CPG is nothing dirty…well the initials don’t mean anything dirty. No they are not her real initials either. Most everyone in the blogs gets a nickname in here except the nanimals … well some of the animals have and others have not. And in the case of yard kitty you have to be dead and buried in the yard to be yard kitty.

Nicknames are not the point of this issue.

Stunt boy is a very witty kid. His sister, Doodle is as well. They are both very quick with a quip or a funny thing to say. We joke around and play with words and make up stuff all of the time. If you ever see Doodle ask her to do her Penelope character.

This week Stunt boy and I we made a rap song into the ABC song – the real song is really about gettin’ busy in the club … I don’t know the name of the real song but it was funny and a light hearted way to start the school day.

He thinks I should write a book and do cartoons. I’m not terribly talented with the drawing stuff but it keeps my happy to doodle around.

He should consider doing something more with his talents, I encourage but let him find his own way.

Our weeks are generally filled with various things, favorite TV, jokes, internet stuff, both of us are gamers so we play video games but lately we’ve been taking a bit of a break from them but I’m sure we’ll be back into them soon. And the hollering minor swears and noob will ring at our TV’s

So we will be talking about anything and make a joke but not usually about anyone expense.

We were watching something on how to do greener things (i.e. saving the environment) One of the things recommended was hanging clothing out side to dry… the gain was less electricity use and that clothing would smell like sunshine.

Stunt boy quickly adds. Yeah…sunshine and poverty

Now while we laughed I will say that we are very eco friendly here and recycle a lot and do a lot of other things to keep our use of electricity to a minimum. But we can still make fun of our hippy ways. Hey, if you can’t laugh at your self you shouldn’t laugh at others…unless they fall down. We have a good time together.

In other news

Then we went to see the movie ‘Rango’, which we both really like and the homage to fear and loathing in the first few minutes. I will have to at some point go to IMDB and look at the list of Depp films and see if there were others in all of that.

However we both left our phones at home, which I thought, oh hey just like the olden days when there wasn’t a choice about if you took your phone with you when you were out. And amazing as it may seem the world kept on spinning. In fact there were probably more useful and amazing things invented thought of and created before the cell phone made each of slaves to every little annoying thought of the people around us. It is just too easy to bother the shit out of people now.

How did we do it? How in the world did we ever survive without cell phones? Oh yeah we made decisions or we waited.

In other, other news

Today was the last Monday for the last of the crew at my work place.

See two years… see three years ago at work there were five of us who hung around on the block. Then there were four… then three … then two… now It’s just me well in four more days it will be just me. But don’t be sad, I still have Hoover, the violence twins, and some others without nicknames yet. Maybe nicknames was the point? Oh well I’ll get to that update of the cast this week and the invisible army mission. Honest this time.


That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Female dogs and garden tools

So for many a reason this did not get written last night so I’m writing it now. I have a lot of rather odd conversations or perhaps only a bit strange. Now I’m not sure exactly if this is because I have a lot of odd friends or that I’m the one that is the can on the slightly dented shelf.

Being that I’ve heard the statement, ‘you’re not right’, more times than I’ve said it I have a suspicion, an inkling even that I may be the one who has colored out side the lines a little bit or used the neon colored crayons to color in a nature scene.

Anyway this is probably too much build up and then it will not seem all that off to anyone by the time you reach the end of this.

By now I’m sure you’ve read Female dogs and Garden tools as the title and you are thinking WTF or scratching your head as you must often think or do when you read the titles. I must assert here that I have the utmost respect for women but the title means bitches and ho’s.

What you respect women? Anyone who says bitches and ho’s certainly doesn’t respect women at all. I do, now I’ll admit there are a few of the women folk who I don’t like very much at all, who shall remain nameless here because they actually have names and I don’t want you to hold any ill will toward them because I don’t care for them that’s a matter of choice on your part.

However, I do enjoy people watching and making over generalizations about the things. Why? Well frankly because they are humorous or they at least make me smile and laugh and if one other person does as well, to quote Carlos Estevez, I’m winning!

Something I have noticed is that we boys and girls enter into all sorts of relationships with one another and inevitably most of them end at some point. Now in the true spirit of over generalization they just don’t end, they end badly, with hurt feelings and unkind words like bitches and ho’s… you need to say it really fast and smunch it together when you say it too. That gives it the full effect. Faster. Faster than fast. You’ll get there.

Moving on, like you should do at the end of a relationship, well that’s what you are supposed to do but many of us cling to that dead relationship like an overzealous paramedic. We can bring it back…you can’t stop the CPR and move on.

Now you are probably thinking I’m going to jump into the dissection of some failed relationship of my own. Nope, not even.

We, the friends of those people in the relationships, the innocent or not so innocent bystanders, to the train wrecks which are not our own failed relationships. We also get to experience some of the same awkwardness of the demise of these relationships too. Especially if you still spend time with one or both of the people.

As the title suggests I’ve noticed some things that women do in all of this.

One, why is it that every guy you’ve ever broken up with all of a sudden develops homosexual tendencies?

Seriously, we all don’t go through a gay phase every time we end a relationship. If that were true gay men would trying to get women to dump their guys all the time…Wait a minute… do you gay guys believe this stuff too? (Shakes head)

I’ll say this once and clearly in plain words which are easily understood. We don’t go through a gay phase.

Now if you are currently in a relationship and you start to notice this behavior from your wife, girlfriend, FwB in the form of questioning your desire to lay with someone of the same gender. You should look for the guy with the sammich board sign saying the end is nigh because it is and you won’t be in this relationship for a lot longer. Now you may think that being all manlier will save you from the end. It won’t it will just make it worse. They will just say he’s covering.

I’m confused here because didn’t you used to do the horizontal mambo with this guy? Isn’t that testament enough that the going gay thing isn’t at all true, hell Kelsey’s ex is doing it on Stern too. However if every guy you’ve dated suddenly goes gay after dating you, doesn’t that say more about your ability to pick a straight guy than the guys going gay? Just a thought.

Two. If…when … you eventually run into guy you friend has dated and if you are still friends with the girl. This is like EOD duty, Explosive Ordinance Disposal (bomb squad). Have you seen the film, The Hurt Locker?

Welcome to your own personal car bomb scenario. This is likely to get flagged by the NSA now. Anyway Hi guys/gals, oh and thanks you do a great job. I mean it you’re awesome. Stay around and read for a bit.

Back to the program and moving on. You will at some point run into a guy your friend or friends have dated at some point.

Now you have to remember did they break up well or were there really bad feelings afterward. Now key in this too is to ask what did your friend really do at the end of the relationship and be honest. Don’t paint the I like my friend and all men are pigs picture. The picture of you need is the one you have when you are talking bad about this friend with your other girlfriends. There you go, now you are prepared because this is sort of how the person you are about to talk to sees your friend too.

Now if your friend was running around like a …well...there is no gentle way to put this… a ho then it’s best to keep this conversation ASAP…As Short As Possible and get the hell out clear an area because this is not something you can disarm anything and you’ll just be collateral damage in this one.

However if you can’t escape, remember this person knows all the bad stuff about your friend as well as the good stuff. Your job now is to avoid the body bag for you and as many others as possible.

So he will say, something seemingly innocuous and may not be all that bad or necessarily untrue. Now if you agree and say something that you know is true about your friend that isn’t really flattering or nice but true, well you’ve just armed and mailed a bomb to your friend and one to yourself.

Because now he is going to tell your friend that information and that you agreed with him. BOOM.

Then your friend is going to come to you and hand deliver your letter to you. BOOM.

However for argument sake when your friend was running around cheating on said guy and you knew this, because we all now you knew, why not stop it then. Don’t tell the guy because we won’t believe you and we are stupid and will just tell your friend, the guy’s girlfriend, that you said she is a ho. BOOM.

Now I could say just stop your friends from being ho’s to begin with. There is always at least one accomplice on some level to every one of your girlfriends who have cheated on their men. Before you start sending the hate mail, remember I like to over generalize because it makes for funnier stories.

On the other side, I’ll admit that there are a lot of tool bag guys out there who don’t deserve the women they are with but isn’t better to just get then out of that relationship then you don’t have a Hurt Locker moment in the middle of the Piggly Wiggly

You’re best arsenal here is to defuse the bomb with nice things you know that the guy will agree with about your friend. So if your friend and the guy have children together this is a great thing to talk about with him and then you’ll avoid the explosion. Mostly, however it’s better to steer clear of any topic connected to your friend altogether.

Then there is the truth finding guy. Mainly these guys are just looking for closure and a way to move on, but we as men are not really equipped to do this and if we try to do this with our guy friend they start thinking we are growing a bit too fond of musical theatre and the color pink too. Hey I never said we weren’t dipshits and morons.

However, why is it when these questions get asked when the truth is out there and you know it, why not just tell the truth? Like for example, this guy will ask, is she dating someone? He knows the answer or at least he thinks he does, so he is just looking for conformation and not a means of getting ammo to use against them. Well mainly there are those toolbags out there. Now I’m not saying clearing the air about all your friends dirty laundry but hell what’s the harm in a little truth? Yeah, it really is better to lie. No what the hell am I saying. Just get the truth out there and if your friend brings the guilt trip to your door just tell her to deal with it.

Then you all will always say, I don’t know. When you know for sure and details too. Sometimes many more details than you want. Because lets face it some of you over share about some stuff. Guys it’s never a good thing when they over share either because it goes both ways, they over share about the good stuff and the bad stuff. Yeah they know about that time you … well you know that time. The guy dating that girl probably knows about it too. But do we go running off and telling everyone what we know. Nope we keep it to ourselves because we are better people …I can’t say it with a straight face… we just aren’t smart enough to figure out how to use it to our advantage. Well most of the time.

Me however, I like keeping the information to myself. It makes the people watching that much more interesting. Again, unless it’s about me and then an appropriate amount of bourbon later anyone can find out stuff about me.

In other news.

Seriously what do you do after you leap? I’ve been advised to sit on my hands and pull from my military background and practice the age old technique of hurry up and wait.

I’ve had lots of practice with this so, this is me waiting.

You know there isn’t anything much worse than just waiting. I’d have to compare it to hey this pie will launch into your face at any time. You have to keep your face right there in front of it. If you move at all you lose.

Shower thought of the day… We can make the economy better.

Litter box thought of the day… wow not a lot of production

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

I don't know why I think these things

Maybe I over think things sometimes, but then I wonder at times if I don’t think about them enough.



I’m just not sure. The shower thought today, was really rather… yeah... well I'll just leave it at that and you can wonder if it was exciting or boring. I’d give you a hint but then you wouldn’t be nearly as curious.



So I’m borrowing a different shower thought from some time back. If you died at home how long would it take for someone to notice you weren’t around?



On the surface of things it seems pretty grim but thinking on it a bit more. If you are a decent person and people enjoy seeing you then it wouldn’t be very long at all before someone thought hey so and so is missing. If you are a mean person, it might be a long time before anyone notices you weren’t around.



Hell if you were really, mean they might not ever notice you went missing at all.



I was reminded of this shower thought for two reasons. One I wrote it down and I have lots of little thoughts like that written down. I get rid of them once I use them. Secondly there was a lady didn’t die but she fell and a pizza delivery person was the first one to really notice that she wasn’t around.



That got me to thinking, people are even becoming disposable and forgotten



The lady in the news story had fallen and wasn’t able to get up…don’t do it.



She laid there for two days injured and not able to right herself. Then on the third day the normal delivery person who was off the last two days was expecting a daily delivery to the lady which was usually called in as soon as the store opened.



Another employee stated that she hadn’t called today nor the last two. To this person it meant nothing. To the delivery person it was a sign something might be wrong.



What if that driver had been just as disconnected as the phone person. Yeah, how long would she have laid there?



Until she died, would the mail man have noticed that she wasn’t getting her mail.



What if she had a through the door letter slot? No outward sign of mail and newspapers are on the decline.



Then most people direct deposit there checks now.



If you can afford it many of us make automatic payment of bills that would bring people to turn off services or cause the home to be condemned by code enforcement for not meeting some requirement.



More and more we push the world away and no one comes around our houses much.



I don’t really see my neighbors on either side of me too much usually daily. The ones across the street I never see. But I’m not usually out front.



The thing is that lady could have been there for months before anyone may have noticed she was missing.



Sometimes I hear about these cases, that a person dies alone at home and then no one knows until months later. I heard about one case in this area that was nearly 6 months before anyone discovered that the occupant of a home was dead. The longest one I read about was over a year.



Most of us would like to think it wouldn’t be very long before others noticed our absence but how long really before things began to seem out of place.



We think about it how our lives are now but what about in 20 years, 30 years, 50 years. The think that I'm trying to take away from all of this is that being a decent person is really a better choice than being all angry about stuff. Not that I won't get angry about stuff but i try.



Not all my shower thoughts are bubbly



In other news… I don’t even know what day of the week it is…le sigh.



Litter box thought…I need to clean it today. So…That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow



Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday



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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

WTF Wednesday #3

WTF Wednesday #3

Something I’ve noticed lately is that people in Roanoke drive almost as badly as people in Ohio. If you are from Ohio, sorry you can’t drive well and if you were born in Roanoke, you are challenged. Well that is a gross over generalization I know three or four people who drive well you are from here, so not everyone.

However, something that baffles me is the swinging wide for turns. In a Semi it is sometimes necessary, if you are driving a Smart Car there is no need for you two swing three feet into the left hand land to make that right turn or vice versa.

I’m really sure that this happens in other places and it’s not just a Roanoke thing. I swear half the time I’m driving in a two lane road the car next to me swings toward me and turns (right or left) onto another street.

Seriously though do you really think you need that much extra space to turn your car 90 degrees to the left or the right? If you do maybe you need to take some improvement classes or stick to public transportation.

My car isn’t in the best condition. 90% of the dents are from people hitting my car with their vehicles mainly in parking lots.

Seriously my car has been hit 5 different times by people while I’ve been driving. Once if front of a law enforcement officer then the driver tried to lie and say I cut him off. The officer just laughed at the guy when he was telling the lie and said you do realize I watched turn into this person’s car from right over there. The guy actually considered sticking with the lie for a solid 30 seconds.

Mainly I just shake my head while I’m driving then there are times while I’m driving I really think that perhaps it wouldn’t be such a bad idea to have our vehicles weaponized.

I bet it won’t take long for people to snap into shape with their driving habits then. However, you would be required to get permission to have your weapons armed.

Traffic control this is X ray Yankee November Five Seven Three requesting missiles hot on a Yugo going 35 miles an hour below the posted limit east bound on Maple.

This is Traffic control you are cleared for live fire on my mark…three…two…one…
Weapons armed.

KABOOM

However, there would be that time when you hear a weapons locked tone in your own vehicle. Shake your head and sigh. Explode.


In other news

I smiled about making a person smile.

Shower thought of the day, are the trees really starting to bud now? Yeah they are, man my allergies are not going to like this next month. I hope it rains.

Litter box thought of the day, didn’t have one because Stunt-boy cleaned the litter box today.

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

4Qs Hoover...4Qs

4Qs Hoover ….4Qs

Being that it is Tuesday it is to for Tuesday and I have both the jobs today. Yay… not really yay but not boo either.

This just means it’s a short entry night. And I’m sure some of you are thinking oh thank you, he won’t ramble on endlessly. Although if you are thinking that it means you read regularly, so you may be just a bit more than happy to read anything, so you’re welcome and sorry that I tend to ramble some times.

On to a point, As it is tax time I’m just going to say it, DINKs suck, yup that’s right you all suck. If you know not what a DINK is, I’ll ‘splain. A DINK is a two income household with no children. Double Income No Kids.

Yeah I may be jealous but it still doesn’t change the fact that you all suck … well it does actually but I’m sticking to my point of view despite the facts because that is the American way and if you says different them is fightin’ words and gosh darn un American. And you don’t wanna be un American do you? Well do you? I didn’t think so. How do you like them apples. No seriously aren’t they the best. Yeah, oh and you still suck if you are a DINK. But not if your nickname is Dink then you are aces or other cool things.

In other news.

I’m plenty distracted. I’m going to leave it at that for now.

On to the shower thought of the day, was I should probably keep these things shorter to make them easier to read, allow ample time for editing and grow my readership.

Why, what do you think about in the shower?

No, I’m not narcissistic, I like to write and wonder what you like to read or really the length that you like to read. So really it was a selfless thought and all about you not me.

I have some really good thoughts in the shower though, I think the steam clears up my head a bit that or I just don’t like to look at myself naked and have to think to occupy my mind.

No… I won’t say it… but you did, you’re welcome for me not saying it. Oh and… nah, I’ll just leave that alone before I type any more Freud by accident.

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

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Monday, February 28, 2011

Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

There comes a point when you find out information that makes other things seem likely and even possible.

This can be about the simplest of things to the most complicated. Then it becomes the box. Inside the box there is what is possible and what is not. Only one can be in the box but both are equally likely to be there. You never know when until it is too late to do anything about it.

Scientifically this is referred to Schrödinger's theory or Schrodinger’s Cat

Once you know what the unknown holds the other thing is never possible again.

So there I am in a place, with a box and I’m not sure if I’m in the box or out of the box. Maybe I am the box.

I’m not the box.

In other news

I really haven’t been able to wake up lately in a timely manner. This is sort of related to other stuff. But I may have found a way to make this turn around or at least I hope.

It could be something bigger than that

Still in even other bigger and better news. Doodle had a birthday yesterday and got to see Lady Gaga for her celebration. She bought her own gift this year. Which she has done on and off over the last few years. It takes some of the pressure off gift buying but it also sort of deflates it too.

Still very proud of Doodle and glad to be her parental unit.

See in the box, out of the box. It’s all depends on where you are standing.

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Rosey, Snatcher, Harmer, Jammer...what, what?

This past Sunday, Doodle and I hung out at the Roller Derby Rink.

Yup that’s right, Roller Derby right here in the Star City.

It has actually been here for awhile but I’ve not been in the right place or it hasn’t been the right time or did not have the chance because of one thing or another to go see it before.

Then about a week ago I see an ad, Roller Derby Sunday 2/20/2011 and I think hells to the yeah I’m going to be there. So I say to stunt boy, hey there is a roller derby thing this weekend we are going.

He says, I don’t want to go.

I say, What? I mean really what is not to like about girls beating on each other while on roller skates.

He says, You have a point but I don’t want to go.

I just stand there confused because I opened with the trump card and he didn’t bite.

Then several hours later that night Doodle comes over and she is hanging out with us for a bit.

I say, Hey Doodle what do you think about going to see Roller Derby this weekend?

She says, hell yeah what is not to like about girls beating each other up on roller skates

I say, That is how I tried to sell it to your brother but he said no.

She just shook her head and says, oh well his loss. Then says, I’ll let you know if I’m off from work and if I am I’ll go with you.

This was all several days before Roller Derby Day.

Then it’s Roller Derby Day and time to pick up Doodle.

She comes out to the car and she says, I just couldn’t decide what to wear to Roller Derby.

I say, yeah me too I didn’t want to do the whole poser thing but didn’t want to look out of place.

She says, exactly.

Well we get there and it’s low budget fun. Not a lot to get in, a simple cash draw set up with some hand put together programs and a real like Roller Derby Girl selling tickets. I’m excited.

We go in, get our seats on indoor bleachers which I think are just for the Derby.

I start reading the program which has the rules of flat track roller derby. When I finish the rules in the program, I’m left with the thought … I have no idea what is supposed to happen.

We watch as the track is measured and marked and there are skaters warming up and it’s all very confusing. We are trying to figure it out Doodle reads the rules too. She says I’m not sure either. So we look at each other shrug and hope it gets exciting.

Then the guy with the mic says there is no fighting.

We double take, Wait, what? The guy with the mic continues, saying Fighting results not only in being out of the Bout but ejection from the site as well.

Well, seems the rumored selling point may be a bit of false advertising.

But it does make sense as fighting on skates could be dangerous but pushing, blocking, hip checks, and other stuff like that is allowed.

So I’m confused, Doodle is confused and it appears that a lot of the people around us are confused.

Then the guy with the mic says who is a Roller Derby Virgin.

Lots of hands go up. So no one really knows what is going on. That’s good.

So he does some ‘splainin’ about Roller Derby

Everyone is still sort of looking like, Ok if you say so. You have the mic and we don’t have a knowledge base to argue with what you are telling us.

Shortly later the bout starts and then I see this thing happened and then that thing happen. And I’m getting it. I think I understand Roller Derby I have a count in my head, I think that both teams have scored points and the Roanoke team is behind following Jam number one.

I’m right. OH yeah I understand how Roller Derby is played. A few more jams later I am into it. I’m able to keep a close count on the score and thinking this is so cool. Doodle says she likes it too.

So if you too are a Roller Derby Virgin I’ll ‘splain the best I can.

A game is called a Bout.
Two teams play in a Bout
Each Teams have five players on the track at a time: four blocker and a jammer.

A Bout is two halves of 30 minutes

A half is played in 2 minute segments called Jams

So far so good.

A Jam may last 2 minutes or not.

Yeah this is where is gets confusing. But I’ll try to clear it up.

A Jam starts with a whistle. At this whistle the blockers are the only players who can move at this point. Once all 8 blockers pass the blocker line. The two Jammers are released with a second whistle.

Now both the Jammers try to pass all 8 blockers. Collectively during a Jam the blockers are called a Pack The Pack must say with in a twenty foot area in front and back of the largest group of blockers.

The first Jammer to pass all 8 members of the Pack is the Lead Jammer and may now score points and stop the Jam at any point during the 2 minutes. Once the other Jammer passes the Pack she may score too but may not stop the Jam.

In a Jam once established the lead Jammer doesn’t change.

Scoring happens when the Jammer who has cleared the pack than starts to pass the opposing team member in the Pack. One point per player passed.

The lead Jammer can stop the Jam at any time even without scoring points or let the two minute clock run down.

If you are confused no worries you are not alone. I think everyone is until you see it happen. Then it clicks and it’s exciting.

A few more things
The Jammers wear helmet covers with Stars on them and the lead blocker has a cover with a stripe.

The lead blocker basically attempts to set the pace of the pack..

That is the basics there are a lot more rules, Four Officials, a penalty box, suicide seating, Flat Track or Slanted Track Roller Derby. If you have seen the movie “Whip It.” That is Slanted Track Roller Derby. Your local area skating center is flat track. The team here plays on a flat track.

If you are local to the ‘noke then the team here is the Star City Roller Girls, they are on face book or on the web at Star City Roller Girls

I’m going next month are you?

In other news

Random stuff.

Wow, didn’t expect that
Man I really wish I was there
I’m not sure what the heck was going on.

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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