I'm just the *&%*$&_& phone monkey

Ok I've gotten a ton of work done and I am so happy
Why
Because the weekend is only a few hours away
Well for me it is anyway -- I don't work on Friday
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sorry I couldn't resist to do a rasberry it will most likely look just like it does here but you never know
I really need to learn more of the html stuff I tell you it is fairly simple stuff but it just takes time to read and piddle and then "BAM"
Which reminds me Im going to ask to be on the Food network now -- Keith from Survivor II is getting a show - how messed up is that?
I wanna be on the Iron chef though -- do you think they need an Iron Chef Grilled cheese and franks I could kick Bobby Flays ass -- hey if you are reading this on Iron chef I'm ready to come and dominate kitchen stadium -- oh ya
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ok now for something completely different
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Thanks to lovenrockets for signing my guest book -- I know its phat to be given props by the peeps who come by the D
(how'd you like my slang speak-- oh I know but its fun to break out of the shell and throw down some wicked verbage -- ok I'll stop)
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So the dinoSMELL is down to barely noticable now which is so much better than yesterday -- either that or I have just gotten used to the odor already -- I really hope its gone
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ok so I hate stupid people on the phone
Me: Good afternoon (the place I work) this is Invisible Don may I help you
Stupid Person: yes I was leaving a message and I was cut off in the middle of my message
Me: Whom were you calling (pleasantry either Sir/ma'am you can pick as you see fit I won't say which)
Stupid person: the supscription department
Me: (pleasantry) there are several different supscription handled by various office in the building, which were you tring to reach (pleasantry)
Stupid person: Well I called the number and the message cut off
Me: which organization were you trying to reach, the Theatre, the Art Museum, the Science Museum, History Museum, or the Main offices
Stupid person: Well the message said push zero and then you answered the phone
ME: (Pleasantry )I should just write this down and I will track down the person for you
Stupid person: oh would you, you are so sweet (personal info) We want to make sure our season tickets are still being held
Me thinking
Season tickets means theatre
and I just asked you about that a few seconds ago
still thinking
do you not Phucking listen you dumb ()^)*&%)(*^)*
whatthehellisthatallabout
you don't have to listen to me because you think I'm just the *&%*$&_& phone monkey
Me: *Speaking again* (pleasantry), That is the Theatre I have your information and will send it in the in-house mail but let me transfer you down to the theatre office hold on just one moment please
Stupid person: thank you
Me: thank you (Transfer)
I get several call like that a day -- and because we are located near other places we get those calls too
THEM : do you know if this restaurant is open --
ME: Hmmmm I don't know let me call them and I'll call you back
Well I have to look the number up in the phone book first cause I don't have a clue what their phone number is oh wait I can't find my phone book can you look it up for me
Them : Sure oh I have it its 555-5678
ME: Great did you write that down
Them: yes
ME: Good (hang up)
Well I gotta go for now and try to enjoy my weekend and hopefully I won't get too many stupid phone calls between now and the time I walk out the door