I'm sure many of you linksters think skiing is moronic so we're even

I'm back from the beach trip
No sunburn -- woo hoo
No golfing -- oh hell ya -- sorry all you golfers its just the way I feel about the game -- I'm sure many of you linksters think snow skiing is moronic so we're even
Thanks to everyone who signed my guestbook
Chickenpie -- I m back thanks for missing me -- bring you guest book back please -- oh and the d-land soap it sounds like a cool plan we'll have to talk about that email me I have my people work on something --seriously
Yankeebelle -- thanks for the guest book love -- I wish I was there too -- maybe someday we'll have a Guinness in the same bar so until then Cheers
Heidi Fierce -- was it a cool pic on your arm
Jess -- Meow Meow Meow oh and Meow -- I'm not sure if I said that right but I hope I did
Invisiblepal-- the only one person who played the how should "doc" be killed off game which is OK because I didn't run into anyone who could do anything about it. Sorry I'll try harder
OK now for more details on the non golf beach trip
now that I have more time to 'splain
I did spend ten minutes one day talking to a guy who felt obligated to tell me about this other guy he knew of through someone else which was kin to this other guy whose Grandfather was in WWII and was able to bring back a complete Nazi SS officers uniform including the side arm and saber.
Well needless to say I would like to have those ten minutes of my life back. I was sucked into the conversation at an antiques shop which had Nazi items
which when seeing them I happened to comment that they were going to be much harder to get because of some of the recent changes in how these things can be sold
-- well make a comment and someone is bound to answer
even if it was not a question but simply oh by the way did you know this and besides I wasn't talking to you in the first place
but no
you get pulled into a story that you wish you could get away from
Anyway
The beach trip was fun I was the last one up every day -- woo hoo which is cool because I am usually the first person awake of the group
other things I did
Saw light houses
Rode on a ferry boat
play mini golf -- oh I know but its not the same
swam
tanned
eat
slept
built a sand castle
collected sea shells
The only bad part of the sleeping late thing was that the coffee was nearly gone by that time of the day but I suffered that minor burden without a gripe
I managed to resist the golfing taunts and not go -- ha take that you duffers -- one of the golf guys got all bummed out while we were on the trip and didn't talk to anyone from Wednesday on (WRFS) three and a half days.
Some of the other people were starting to feel sorry for him for being all bummed about his not having a good time but
I said "phuck 'em he just wants everyone to feel bad for him and no one have a good time because he isn't having a good time -- which was his fault anyway
maybe I wouldn't have made such a good priest -- cause once I said it everyone was like 'the priest' said phuck 'em
Well is it my fault that the 'dumbass' went golfing all day on his second wedding anniversary? and that when he got back his wife didn't want to talk to him?
Sorry if he didn't want to have a good time that's his problem not mine or the problem of anyone else there
Well after everyone rolled up their jaws from my burst of insensitivity they said you know that's right this is our vacation too just because he isn't having a good time doesn't mean we can't
So then we all enjoyed the last part of the vacation of course the silent one then lurked and sulked around the house the rest of the time which was a bit odd at times but I got over it quickly and I think everyone else did too
I did drink some most every day but I drank far too much that first day (previous entry) oh my god -- that was a horrible feeling it was like my head was cracked in half and someone was using it for a bongo.
Well I learned my lesson and I participated in the festivities the rest of the week in moderation. which was a much better plan than what i first had planned
Plan A -- drink a lot -- not a good plan
Plan B -- drink not a lot -- worked much better
Plus under plan B I was able to carry one conversations in understandable English rather then drunken English
whisch shounds shomething like dis am youb hash tube telb peoples hows musch youb really lub dem am youb hash to shay the thinks youb shay at leashed shree timebs before youb are shure theyb hash heard youb
well I wasn't nearly that bad but I know I repeated my self and I tried to explain things that were perfectly clear before I tried to explain them
Fortunately everyone I was talking to was doing the same thing -- I did wake up before everyone that day but it didn't matter because I was up to get pain medication and a big glass of water and then I promptly went back to bed and pulled a pillow over my head and slept until noon and still was out of bed before most everyone.
The rest of the week was at the beach sitting in the sun or shade mainly in my case and talking and moderate drinking
I recommend moderate drinking because
1 it costs a lot less
2 it hurts a lot less
3 it allows for less stupid comments
4 you don't wake up wondering if you did or said something stupid
5. you are less likely to have to say you are sorry for something later
I'm sure that there are many other reasons
Oh and I got some sun too -- well you can't really tell (the invisible thing) but trust me I got some sun and I actually look like I've been outside in the last century.
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