Not exactly knight in shining armour stuff

Well the training was not as bad as all that and no heads were taken.

Yes, that is terrible I was hoping for some action in that department -- there is one person here I wouldn't mind seeing wheeled to the window and toppled out -- Where is Dr. Lecter when you need him?

Well again there is no guest book update
tis true there is much sadness, wailing, and gnashing of teeth -- bleak days have been had by all in my invisible world
Well there were at least several drop ins to the diary even though no on signed in
I even got a google search -- Im thrilled I think -- hmmm - yup thrilled
the intern locked herself out of her office today -- well what are you going to do -- well me -- I broke into it for her -- not exactly knight in shining armour stuff but at least Im nice -- I mean I could have let her stand around in the halls -- and I always wondered if my wayward skills would ever have any legit purpose -- so everybody wins
Hark What Ho -- OH NO the radio has been changed to a country music station -- losing strength -- must act quickly before I fall into its coma -- ah there Dave Mathews Band -- mind becoming more alert -- strength returning -- WHEW -- thought I was a goner for a sec
OH AH the pres. just waved at me -- thats right I'm the bomb -- hmm I wonder if that last sentence will attract the secret service to the site ???? -- I let you know if guys in suits start coming around the office wearing dark sunglasses and asking why I don't like the "W"
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You know I should probably try to actually write about something
You know as opposed to just cracking my head open and letting any random idea spill out onto the page
oh messages for readers
Hey if you are the one from cleveland sign the book -- I love Cleveland -- you know all the little girls with the crimson lips say cleveland rocks
Yankeebelle -- hey I hope you are alright after your spill
Chicken Pie -- I dressed up like a rabbit for a fund raising gig -- it was fun
Chicken pie and Yankee belle -- is that what we are going after on the SOAPland thing ???? Do you like the comments or is it too much -- I need feed back and you need to put some stuff on there too -- You know my little almost being asked out by Jeff is fairly embarassing so it can't be that bad
invisible pal -- nothing -- glad you got the thing about the hair -- so what are you going to do grow or no grow -- chickenpie is having the same crisis
Ozz- your never on line anymore
Oh and everyone else that comes by welcome -- have fun kick back relax read around for awhile -- check out some of the older stuff sign my guest book -- I just love that stuff -- being a raging egomaniac it is like -- well hell I don't know -- but it makes me happy and you know you like to make people happy
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Ok guest book game
last night I was watching six feet under and Nate and Brenda got caught doing the 69 without the nine or the 6 -- whichever -- but brenda was definately finding out that it is better to receive than to give
the game part have you ever been caught in a pseudo sexual or outright sexual encounter or walked in on a similar situation.
here in the museum I walked up on a couple that was so inspired by the art work that they just couldn't wait to show their appriciation for the work -- so into the stairs they went and up went her skirt and well lets say the guy was not identifable by mug shots but he wasn't losing any hair on the back of his head -- Well I say "ah you know this isn't really the place for that" Well they decided that their lives were for the moment enriched enough by the whole arts and culture experience. We also have numerous accounts of people unable to resist each other at our annual black tie affair -- we usually just find the evidence -- no not that -- get your mind out of the gutter -- Im talking about undergarments that they are unable to figure out how to put back on in a hurry so they are abandoned -- last year I was walking around doing the mingle suffle - you know -- you are at the party but you aren't at the party because you are working thing -- so Im walking down the main stairs through the atrium and the guy in front of me turns around and says " my date isn't wearing underware"
What the hell do you say back to something like that
Shock -- Oh MY
Disbelief -- NO
Curious -- Can I see
Rude -- I know (then smile)
Grateful, yet ungratefull -- Thats nice (chagrin)
I choose to say "does she know you tell people" Which she heard and said "tell people what?" Im not sure what that would fall under but she did hit him on the arm
Well thats about it for this one -- and its Thursday Friday for me no work again until monday -- after tonight that is my summer class starts tonight. I don't know if I should keep them the whole time or not -- Everyone have a good weekend I will be drinking Guinness again -- I got more hate mail from the family --but thats another issue that I'll write about later -- right now Im just going to drink for a solution rather than think about one -- of course I won't find it that way but it doesn't hurt to try