well it’s better left alone… well better is relative

Time, time, time, there never seems to be enough of it. Certainly not enough to do all the things that we want to do and do all the things the we need to do in the world of working class slavery. That may be a rather harsh assessment of things but most of my time isn’t really my own and that isn’t the point of this. This is actually about time. I’ve sort of come up with a good way to solve part of this problem. Well this largely depends on how loosely you are willing to go with the definition of good.

Hoover and I are going to learn nuclear physics. Now I may be out on a limb here but I’m not going to lie my learning this is not going to go quickly and probably won’t be easy and I’m going to need a bit of extra time to learn this stuff. Hoover was unclear on the whole if it would take him longer or as long as me to pick this up with any effectiveness and or skill. As we are not the gang from the big bang we have a few minor, incidental hiccoughs in the plan.

Now you may be asking a lot of questions as to why we want to learn nuclear physics and how we are going to accomplish this and what the heck does this have to do with time. Well there really isn’t a good reason for this so the real reason is probably as good as any.

Do you know the end of the world animated skit that has the kangaroo in Australia going WTF mate in a snow fall of nuclear ash? If not just got to you tube and search for end of the world, it is the one with the really badly drawn French people next to a really worse drawing of the Tour de Eiffel. Ok go, watch, come back… I’ll wait.

Now that we’re on the same page or at least the same level of hey that’s a lot of ash snow. We were wondering how many nuclear explosions would it take to make it snow in Australia. No so much the amount but just get it to snow there. Well in order for us to know this without actually blowing up the world which we decided would be bad for… well, for most of us. That’s when we thought the best way to do this would to just learn about it. The drawback there is a time factor and money but one problem at a time and as this is about time we’ll tackle the time thing. The money thing will be a simple as putting all our money in a bank account with a good rate of return.

To make all this possible in our own life times we will go into space with all the necessary items to learn this nuclear physics stuff then orbit really fast or is it slow? Anyway it’s the whole space time thing that Einstein was talking about. While we are in space time will go slower for us then those of you here on the mud-ball and then we can come back about the same age as when we left but mainly things will be better here or they will be worse but we’ll be smarter. Either way we win, you may win too but that isn’t part of the plan.

Hoover stated that he isn’t willing to go without his wife because he would still be young and then she would be old and that would be bad for them. So she is on the trip too but we aren’t sure if she’s going to study with us or not. I don’t have a current Mrs. Invisible Don so I would take the dynamic duo with me. They can learn if they want. Stuntboy wil most likely be working on something similar to a real life HALO thing but who wouldn’t think that was cool.

See then we have the answer to that nuclear snowfall without a lot of destruction. On the upside the whole Jeston car in a brief case thing might being happening and not to put too fine a point on it my whole CPG thing would be solved too. But this is more about time and not having a lot of it. Not sure that the DD would be ok with that CPG resolution part but I’m not bringing her on the trip. Well frankly, because I’m not doing that to the future.

In the end we get a lot smarter in a minimum of time to answer a really meaningless question and technically get to time travel. Also we’ll be BANK on cash, yeah remember we put all that money in the interest bearing accounts. Yeah we’ll pay off all the money and have lots to spare its like the time travel lottery. So I’m thinking if anyone reading this has any pull with the space travel folks to make this happen give me shout. No seriously. You may also be happy to know this wasn’t even my strangest thought of the day. Yeah I know, me too.


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