I try not to talk about co-workers because well it gets back to them if you do but I really don’t have much to say about any of them … well that came out badly … mostly they are a good group of people, whom I respect as colleagues and would have lots of nice things to say about them if I were to say anything … mostly… insert peter rabbit principle now. If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything …so I won’t. Tends to keep you from getting fired.
Which is odd, talk all the smack you want about a co-worker in the office that’s ok. Well it’s not but you get the “don’t gossip” and the slap on the wrist while you hang your head while you get for the tongue wagging for gossiping in the office. Post it in a blog and then OMG it’s slander, it’s defamation of character, it’s the end of civilization as we know it and such stuff don’t cha know. Cheese and Rice. Believe me I have scads of funny stuff I could rant about…. Yes scads… enough to keep you in stitches for weeks and stuff but I can’t, so I shan’t
Scad or Scads means a large number or quantity most likely is a bastardization of the old English word scald meaning a multitude. So basically a lot of something … I googled it
So as I shan’t be speaking about the coworkers today I may in the future but only the nice things about the people I likes … I be a pirate .. Tis true ask the RIAA. Yeah they are bastards and I’m a pirate. Arg and such pirate like things.
Anyway on to random stuff from days past. I saw a sham WOW … no kidding at the CVS .. Seriously
I know I nearly peed right there in the store I was so excited … If I actually had peed I would have used the sham wow to hide the evidence that I had actually just peed with excitement .. Which is part of the reason I didn’t purchase said shamWOW that and I don’t really have that many things I would really use a sham wow for other than trying to stay completely dry in running shower. Which I’m afraid that if this thing is as absorbent as the commercials say it may actually make you use more water because it will draw the water by the gallons right out of the pipes and that can’t be a good thing. Gallons per second all thanks to the sham wow … it could happen … it could
But I sooooooooooooo want one that thing seems soooooooo cool .. It was right next to a slap chop… I know I can’t even begin to talk about that because I’m still all a flutter about the sham wow. No seriously those two things if I owned them would be so cool like snoopy flipping out at meal time, like a dead head and a bong, like finding a magic lamp, like being first at the office and getting rock star parking, like waking up and realizing it’s Saturday when you thought it was Friday. Finding your favorites shoes on sale BOGO
Ok I’m all better now… well for me.
Should I mention this other person or not… mention or not, mention or not ???? Hmmm maybe later.
Yes, I do, no I won’t - not ever, why - well because … hideous
The previous line of answers to this statement are for the debate previous to the answers . The answers are for the questions you probably asked after reading the first statement and me saying maybe later. You should be happy I answered your questions. Well they may not be in the right order for everyone but you asked them not me. No I’m not crazy or insane.
They make utterly useless stuff and put it in kid aisles
Why can the lay out of a store make absolutely no sense ... Why … As in what do charcoal briquettes have to do with breakfast cereal? Hmmm? Yeah that’s what I thought … You got nothing either
I’ve accidentally been dropping a period out of my ellipses lately as I’ve been typing and then have to go back and add them or take them away if I’ve done too many.
The straight across bangs look is really … ok I’m not sharing. (too many that time)
I wanna new tattoo but I can’t afford it
Doodle had dinner with Stunt boy and I the other day. That was really nice we didn’t talk a bunch but we hung out some and she went through some of her things which are still here. I miss her a lot and think of her every day.
My toes hurt (left foot)
Yeah I’m still at a loss for that one… I don’t know either
Nearly a year with out the smokes but I still have the pack in the freezer in case I freak out. Tick tock tick tock
2700 days since the jones… we all jones for the jones but it’s been 2700 days. (too many)
Ambulances were busy today here in the ’noke if you didn’t notice or aren’t from here how would you know.
Like three on the way home … Yeah (not enough)
It’s too hot to mow and muggy … so I’m not at least not for a little while longer… maybe tomorrow (both just right ; ) that time)
Spricket24 on you tube makes me laugh… like a lot and… never mind
On to other internet and household excitements until next time.
Have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
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