As always there are cigarettes and coffee in the back and we’ll use the standard protocol for questions and answers. Any questions on standards and practices… No … then without further ado... Invisible don King of the Bastards, all around good guy, newly ordained baby whisperer and all those other nicknames and monikers. Well begin with the reporter from the Herald
Herald Reporter: So you’ve been brushing up on your Boston accent. Reasons and is it good.
Invisible Don: I like to play around with the idea that I’m actually funnier in accent than I am in regular voice so I try things on. The accent isn’t bad but I don’t curse enough really to a be a good southie and if you can’t pepper the accent with a lot of the f bombs well you’re just going to get called out and possibly beat up. Yes the reporter from the Times.
Times Reporter: You started that WTF series about two months ago. How is that going?
Invisible Don: I think well, there are always things that make you think WTF. I’m trying to branch out a bit and not gripe bitch and moan about myself too much there and have for the most part stayed away from myself as the primary subject. Maybe there will be some money in it some day. Yes you from the London Times.
London Times Reporter: The Royal Wedding is coming up as a monarch have you been invited and what are your thoughts
Invisible Don: Well I’m no monarch the title king was given more as an insult and I’ve just adopted it as a gift rather than despise it. I am not on Will and Kate’s guest list but do wish them the best. I have some thoughts on this regarding Harry but really those things are best kept to oneself if you know what I mean.
London Times Reporter: Harry?
Invisible Don: Really I can’t it’s just a personal feeling and I have no basis for it. Yes you from Ohio, where
Cleveland Reporter: The Nine are off to a good start this season any thoughts?
Invisible Don: Not really April isn’t a time to start tossing out who will be playing in October. Yes you in the green dress, I don’t see your pass.
Reader: No pass just wandered in the coffee smelled so good. Is that pie?
Invisible Don: Oh please stay have some coffee and yes it is pie, apple pie.
Reader: Did you make it yourself?
Invisible Don: I did
New York Times Reporter: Cleveland stands no chance of making it to October and really you made pie?
Invisible Don: Well given statistics you are correct but your follow up question is more important so I won’t have you killed. I kid but seriously don’t talk out of turn. I really made pie all on my own too. Crust and all peeled the apples and baked it right in the invisible fortress.
NY Times Reporter: Why?
Invisible Don: Well stunt boy and I were talking while doing stuff around the house (watching Icarly) Sam says to Carly, you want me to be happy make me a pie. Stunt boy says, Pie is pretty good. So I thought I have apples and I have all the other stuff I need to make the crust. So I peeled the apples while we were watching the next show popped in and made the crust and presto (more like 2 hours later) there was pie. It isn’t really that hard. Yes you from the Examiner.
Examiner Reporter: Is it a good pie?
Invisible Don: I don’t know I didn’t have a piece yet. Stunt boy has and he says it’s wonderful.
Examiner Reporter: Why haven’t you had a slice?
Invisible Don: It was late when the pie came out of the oven and I didn’t want to have nightmares… I guess. Yes you from the Waverly Democrat.
Waverly Reporter: You have been uncharacteristically up beat lately the readers are more than a bit curious as to the cause and what or more precisely who is at the center of all of this mirth.
Invisible Don: You know for a small town Iowa rag you ask a pretty fancy question, I like that, good things can come in small packages. I’m usually up beat I just don’t say it, (gasp from the crowd) well I’m not morose for certain but I will give you melancholy at times. Recently things have occurred that have me hopeful not that I was hopeless before just reserved.
Waverly Reporter: And as to the second part of my question, the what, or who is behind this new found hope?
Invisible Don: Ah, you caught that, I knew you would but was hoping you would leave it be. I’m not a liberty to disclose that information and you have been here a while and know that I don’t talk about such things here. We’ll just say that I’m happy and there is a reason for it. Wow a local paper you from the Roanoke Times.
Roanoke Times Reporter: Oh I’m just here for the free cigarettes and coffee. But as you caught me here, why are you waking up so early?
Invisible Don: I should have expected that much, clean living I suppose, who knew it had such awful repercussions. Ok well that’s all I think for this morning I have other things that need to be done in other places, hopefully you are sufficiently entertained and if not confused
In other news
March Mission was a bust and the Press conferences aren’t me thinking I’m really all that just doing a bit of creative writing which may or may not be all that creative but I’m trying to be more creative and I like doing it.
Litter box thought
Thinking about not so far away from here and swimming in my mind
That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow
Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday
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