How on earth did Russell Brand become famous? One day no one on earth other than his drug dealer and his parents know who the hell he is then the next day he’s famous. Granted it had been growing slowly but seriously why? WTF people are we getting that hard up for comedy that this guy is it?
I know I’m not the only one fed up with him. Hell, Mother Nature has been trying to kill the bloke since he married Cat E.
They, he and Cat E, go to India to marry... earthquakes floods and disasters like the day after.
Everywhere this guy goes there Mother Nature starts pooling her resources to try to kill this guy. I know I don’t want him coming to my house and spending any time. Seriously do the google searches Russell’s location and natural disasters. I think he was in Japan too. Just saying.
But the tabloids are saying the Cat E is nearly done with him. So we know that it is the whole truth if the Star, The Examiner and the Enquirer say it is true. They would never make up a story just to sell papers.
I wonder if Russell is the creation of these rags in an attempt to see if they can make a horribly not funny person famous.
Also on the Russell front and if you are as sickened by this guy as I am you may have missed this bit of news but the daft bastard has a plan to try to crash Will and Kate’s wedding next week dressed at the Queen.
Brilliant
I wonder if the SAS might accidentally snap his neck like a twig. Then what can you do really at that point. Scold ruthless trained killers for killing some twit for being a security risk.
Now boys you aren’t supposed to snap the necks of every person who tries to crash the party, but in this case we’ll let it slide. I wonder if that would make the news or not? Would they replay it with that warning, some viewers may find the following story upsetting so you should leave the room for the next few minutes while we show you in graphic detail the twist and snap and then an idiot slump to the ground dead.
Now he is trying to infect children with his nonsense dressing up as the Easter Bunny for a movie, well speaking for the EB. Look buddy I had that gig long before you so back off.
But if anyone can explain his fame please but I think you’ll be just as puzzled by it as me. WTF?
In other news
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