Wednesday, April 13, 2011

WTF Wednesday #9

WTF Wednesday number 9

I don’t really think I’m ever going to get to that one thing I been trying to put in here for the WTF issue. Next time I promise… most likely.

It’s bag on invisible don day again, but in a much nicer way than I normally bag on myself.

Somehow I’m turning into a morning person…WTF… seriously I’m waking up before my alarm every freaking day now and it’s getting a bit crazy. At least I’m not a chipper and up beat morning person or else I would just have to kill myself.

You know the type, the ones who say, OMG it’s such a wonderful day, I’m happy to be awake… and blah happiness blah…you just want to choke the life out of people like that… am I right?

So the one good thing in all of it is that I’m not happy about being a morning person but boom …awake… look at the clock / phone … ugh … seriously?... WTF

I really like sleep… as in a lot.

Now granted I don’t really try to do a lot of sleeping in the first place but I try to a lot a certain amount 5 to 6 hours is good right? So waking up before the alarm is messing with the system in a major way.

I’m not exactly sure what has brought all of this on but I recently made some changes based on the fact that I didn’t die when I thought I would. Yeah, I wasn’t certain I would make it this far along the game board. Rather than get into a lot of detail, we’ll just say that I made some questionable choices a few times and harm has had a way of finding me. There are things which I can’t write about too because, well they are classified and what not. But even when I’m just minding my own business, Karma chose me as a whipping boy for some reason. I’m not all that clear what that reason is but who am I to question it I just roll with the punches, car crashes, and other random stuff.

So as the clock went pasted the time that I figured would be the end of invisible don and it doesn’t look like the end is all that nearish unless you believe the Mayans I should probably develop a couple of …ugh… healthier habits. I know I’m nearly ashamed too.

I have developed unmentioned healthy habits and a side effect of that choice appears to be that I get to be a morning person … Yea!…


Not Yea… because I still like being a night person. Better stuff happens at night. Vampires, werewolves ok maybe not werewolves, other spooky stuff and better TV. Seriously if you’ve even been stuck at home during the day, TV in the day time sucks in a big big way. Thank god for the internet and netflix

The other day I just rejected being a morning person. I held my own one man protest and told morning person me, No. No, I’m not getting up and I laid there awake, eyes closed in defiance and justified to myself saying in bed, laying there awake for the entire fourteen minutes or so that I was awake before the alarm. And then some more just to thumb my nose at the morning person I’m becoming. Didn’t matter because what did I do today

I got out of bed before the alarm.

I know I’m sorry, I’m a goner I have cheated on the alarm clock, I’ve been untrue to my night owl ways and not hit the snooze button in over a week, I even thought about…I’m not even sure I can say this next part it is awful …you may want to sit down if you aren’t already sitting… it is horrific …I thought … I though about… I can’t believe it actually crossed my mind… I though about drinking less coffee.

I am sorry I don’t know what has come over me. I should just tie on a massive drunk sleep until noon just to see how morning person me likes night person me.

I won’t do it though …WTF is happening to me?

In other news.

Hoover decided that I might be a little Emo but not is the wearing funny clothes and not bathing sort of way but other aspects. I’ll give it some thought

Litter box thought

Stuntboy had it as his chore today so there isn’t one

Shower thought of the day

What direction do most people face in the shower … toward the water or away from the water?

That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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Have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao,





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