The first rule of Project Mayham is ...

OK so it's only Tuesday but it feels like it should be Saturday


One of the accountants just returned from Turkey and brought back two boxes of candy -- not your typical stuff -- but I do like them --


So if you are ever in a shop that sells Turkish candies I would say ask to have a sample if possible


if not they are good but if you don't like them I'm sorry


Hmmm littlecutie Hey welcome back how was your summer?? Are you back in school now?


To answer your note first I would prefer chocolate syrup over the green slime - just a personal preference


Second why would you want to cover me in chocolate syrup, but at least you didn't suggest oh I don't know molten steel.


Third -- I think you would be able to see me but whenever I have been covered in chocolate syrup -- well I've never been covered in chocolate syrup a girl poured a 2 litre of sprite on us during ... well that's a different story


invisiblepal Hey where have you been? Are you doing a disappearing act on me -- how is school? work? pool? et al


I'm still busy as hell and I am beginning to worry about my mental stability -- I saw part of fight club this morning getting ready for work the office scene were Ed Norton beats himself up in front of his boss and I wondered --- hey now there is a way to get out of all these meetings


Only one problem being invisible would anyone notice what was going on and then when the authorities got there would they know where I was or if I was hurt or just making it up and well there are a lot of what ifs and but that's to the situation.


However it was all beginning to sound pretty good to me -- yeah


The first rule of Project Mayham is ...


Well then sadly reality sank back in and I got my things together and came to work and then I began the day feeling somewhat better about myself and thinking today would be a glorious day one in which I could really smile and feel good about it all


but no -- work has to be like work -- always phuckingitallup can't have anyone having a good time don't you know that would be wrong that would upset the natural order of things which can not allow for a bright and happy episode.


That's not true I do have a good day from time to time like yesterday after work I went to the dentist -- I like the dentist because the ladies in the office flirt with me -- the dentist thinks its the funniest thing because they talk about it all day before I even get there and then when I am there everything but my visit stops until they start working on me -- which is getting to be less and less because I am taking good care of my teeth -- I should really just let them go and I could be in there all the time


However I think that if I had a mouthful of nasty teeth they would like me less and talk to me not at all.


The assistant didn't get a chance to do her hair this time either but it was different than the last visit. You know they put pictures on the ceiling so you have something to look at while your in the chair -- I think that's pretty cool


I would tell you who my dentist is but that would be bad for my invisibility.


OK now I have to get back to my work stuff Oh and the college has a check for me -- So hey this might not be such a bad day after all and I'll do a guest book update later in the week -- thanks for visiting and signing in I really like that Oh and I have a banner Have you seen it if so let me know what you think OK thanks OK now I'm gone Honest you can go on about your regular stuff now .... no really I'm gone