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Well it is Friday and I just got back from the lawyers office -- oh yeah -- so I will be done with the parental's bull about this stupid piece of land and I won't have to hear another word about it ever again -- oh yeah baby -- because they will never agree to do anything together.

So I have procrastinated and procrastinated and procrastinated -- well you get the point I'm a slacker. I would rather screw off than do anything productive -- yet I seem to obligate my self to do all these wonderful things

Why

I like laying around watching T.V. playing PlayStation (which I haven't done in a really long time -- like weeks before the beach trip -- tell the priest not to bring the PlayStation)

I'm not a priest either -- thought I wanted to be -- but a certain young lady presented a rather strong argument against that choice

What can I say she really made her point well. I recall that she made the point three times that night.

Plus can you imagine an invisible priest -- the host just sort of floating there -- creepy


OK I shouldn't poke fun at the priesthood it is a very serious ... profession, calling, order, something or other


Well that is neither here nor there - I didn't continue in the seminary after that and began my personal crusade to be ... what the hell was it I wanted to be then .. doesn't matter .. why because I didn't do it ..

My students are a bit odd this semester I have 3 classes at the college 36 in one class 20 in another and 15 in the other class. They just look at me and don't say anything -- well the invisible thing does keep them guessing where the hell I am but as long as I'm talking it shouldn't matter


Here is something you can do to make teachers, instructors, professors uncomfortable. Now it takes practice and you can't break off but look at them as if their fly is down -- they will eventually break and have to check


Get that I really don't understand what you just said look on your face when the teacher looks at you -- this is better than a question to get a teacher to not continue in the lecture -- try it and see if they don't say does everyone understand this -- then you have to say no --


Or pretend to raise you hand and when they say what to you or ask you what you want -- say I didn't raise my hand or I was just moving my arm


OK I guess that is enough classroom mayhem for now


I've noticed a lot of schools on the stats so that's why I included harmless classroom entertainment -- you need something to help keep you busy or awake in class -- oh here is something fun that I used to do in college


I graduated with honors in undergrad and had a 3.67 in grad school I know if worked harder it would have been better


Anyway the thing I did was well first I would sit in the back because they expected bad students only in the back


Ace the first test and then all the bad students who are back there anyway notice that hey you got an A


-- next test they are all looking to copy off your exam


-- I'm not saying cheat -- but if you can make a few bucks by making the answers visible enough for everyone to see hey there you are


-- make sure you mark a few wrong and then change them later so you don't look like the guilty party -- in the cheat thing --


oh and if they don't pay you by the third exam or final mark them all wrong then change the answers after they turn in their tests.


-- I had to do that once -- it benched the entire first string of our college basketball team -- man did we suck without those guys --which does open up the market for making some money on a game or two with the bookies


Not that placing bets is a good thing to do but if you have a sure thing hey use it



Thanks to PITT, Temple, Astate, UCONN,

and a few other for stopping by the site



I promise I'm going to do a g-book update soon I really need to because its getting big oh and Sunshine17 was number 200 on the g-book 100 and 200 OCD rules


Well I'm out for now I actually have to go do something which goes against my slacker code so don't tell anyone