Two drivers and three passengers with the windows down jamming to loud music in a YUGO at 3 am

Wednesday -- Guestbook


Well my students all showed up to take there-- with the exception of one -- oh well doom and gloom in the forecast for the lad I am afraid.


The Peacemaker is still HOT oh well so sad for him


The other one says "Oh well too"


So I left work and I'm driving home a black cat runs in front of me -- well the cat isn't completely black -- it has white paws and a white patch on its chest -- is that still a black cat?


I have no idea what to write here now


The city I live in Roanoke, Va -- its small as far as cities go-- only 100,000 people -- which means that every single person here would fit into the soccer stadium in Rio and it is not so boring but you just get into a rut after living someplace for a while -- you know.


So I'm still drawing a blank _______(get it Ha Ha)

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OK this is really long so you may not want to read all of this page down


OK a story which we (me and the other one) talked about this weekend.


Well oddly enough the peacemaker is in this one too, but since he isn't talking to me he didn't talk about this past weekend.


It all begins the day before my brothers wedding -- the other one -- of course this is about the infamous bachelor parties that happen the day before weddings.


We decide to meet at this Mexican restaurant near the other ones house -- after many helpings of burritos, tacos, and various other Mexican entries and many pints of our favorite beer (Guinness) It is now time to head out to a dancing Establishment -- we asked our server at the restaurant if she would like to come with us -- sadly she declined.


The we in all this is yours truly invisible don, the other one, the peacemaker, the best man, and the bride to be's brother


We are all travelling in a YUGO -- Yes that's right a YUGO


Well the other ones brother in law now is the plan maker -- mistake one


He can't remember how to get to the club -- the peacemaker is also our DD -- see we are safe -- he doesn't know the DC area.


Well we pull over and pick a club out of the phone book -- mistake 2


Never pick a club out of the phone book, unless you confirm it with someone else. It was not a good place -- however the other one was getting married the next day and wanted to see naked ladies dancing.


So we stayed -- the first girl out -- it was her first day -- she should have really considered another career -- maybe she did


girl number 2 was our mothers age --yikes


well none of us are really paying any attention -- but the other one is like a kid in a candy shop because the rule was only he could get the attention from the dancers -- our rule not the clubs.


Well the dancers didn't get much better or younger as the night went on -- the now brother in law finally remembers where we were supposed to go to being with -- so we gladly leave the first place


In the parking lot a guy is sitting in his car next to the YUGO well 5 guys don't exactly slide into a YUGO so we have to see what happens while we are getting into our car


Guy parked in the lot in his car has a penis pump -- yup that right and he is using it -- and is not deterred by the fact that 5 other people are now standing around


It was like being a deer in head lights you could make yourself look away


PUMP PUMP PUMP


Well he was nearly finished when we got there which we found out when the guy stopped pumping remove a hose from the side and ......



sucked up his own cum *SHUDDER*



Well we were able to get into the YUGO much faster now and drove off in a really big hurry


Mistake number 3 -- when leaving a really bad club to go to a better one you should check the time -- we didn't so when we got to the really better club it was closed


Well now we are in the middle of DC on like M street or something


Now driving in DC is not that hard but you should really have a map if you aren't from there -- we didn't


Brother in law to be also has some thing about not stopping at red lights at 3 am in Washington DC -- so peacemaker stops at all of them -- brother in law to be steps over and pushes the gas down


we spin out into every intersection


Well all of us in the back the other one best man and invisible me are just sort of wedged into the YUGO and can't do much but we are well warmed by the nights refreshments and telling jokes and not really paying attention to the driving by both the driver and the passenger This all would be the next mistake


two drivers and three passengers with the windows down jamming to loud music in a YUGO at 3 am is going to get someones attention


We did just about the time we are in the middle of Alexandria -- the attention we received was in the form of three police cars -- two officers each


the peacemaker didn't pull over for them when he first saw them thinking they were going to go by him so he kept driving


The police pulled up beside us and began to tell us to pull over then work their car closer to ours forcing us to pull over.


Well you would think the fun ended here Nope


Best Man asks the other one how he thinks his bride to be will take it if he is in jail for the wedding.


We all laugh except the peacemaker who is attempting to explain that he is the DD and hasn't had anything to drink


Here is where it gets interesting We are in a YUGO with Maryland tags, it belongs to future brother in laws girl friend -- she has registered the car to Virginia but doesn't have plates


So Maryland Plates Virginia registration and


Peacemaker is a resident of WV -- he has a West Virginia Drivers License -- plus the car doesn't belong to anyone in the car -- and the girlfriend has already moved again so the address on the registration is already wrong and brother in law to be doesn't know her current address and doesn't really know how to spell her last name -- he and she had had a fight about that earlier


Police officer 1 of 6 decides to give us a fighting chance and offers a spelling of the name -- brother in law to be says "NOPE That's not it" -- we in the back laugh -- not helping the mood of the police officers -- we are sure we are going to jail and can't stop laughing because this is not even funny but it is because this will really mess up the wedding which is not funny either -- We now have been surrounded by officer 2 3 4 and 5


Officer 1 is making a phone call and officer 6 is giving our DD a field sobriety test -- which the peacemaker isn't passing because he is scared out of his mind because we are now going to jail in the DC area or so he thinks -- finally they do a breath test on him because he has failed all the field tests -- which thankfully reveals he is indeed not like the rest of us.


But not before brother in law to be puts us one step closer to jail -- officer 1 comes back and says "no one is answering at the number you gave us do you know why"


Brother in law to be says "Maybe because it is 330 in the morning and they are asleep."


Officer 1 say "shut up" We say "OK" and try really really hard not to laugh but we don't succeed with that


the officer were kind enough to let us leave Alexandria in our YUGO with a police escort out of the area and very real warning about not being seen anywhere else or we would be in jail very quickly


Well we still didn't stop laughing at that either but we were really glad we weren't in jail. Have an interesting bachelor party story let me know in the guestbook.


pagedown


VASCO VASCO VASCO -- if you know what it is OK -- if you don't sorry



Guestbook update


lobo Oh well hey you are the first one for the second 100. The wild west is reborn my hat is red actually and say machete -- ironically enough it was a gift from the peacemaker


chickenpie Well at least you only want one of them -- and aren't trying for all six -- you aren't trying to get all six are you -- don't worry I'll never tell -- does this count?


savecraig Hey thanks I like the title too -- No its from Vagrant Story


invisiblepal Ok I guess I will get used to it -- but I'm sure the typing won't be the same now -- you know hair has so much to do with typing.


M Do you really want letters?