Thursday, August 30, 2001

The yet further still adventures of invisible don King of the Bastards

OK I'm feeling much better today -- thanks for asking.


The doctor gave me meds and now I am a medicated invisible don


No you can't see the pills go down either.


So why is it that every one wants to cover me in things like chocolate. I just don't understand


So being at home all day when you feel bad is not as much fun as I remembered


Being that I don't take ill that often -- despite my bad habits


So I remember that being home sick when I was in school was a whole lot of fun -- except for the being sick part -- but I usually stayed at my grandparents and they would be extra nice to me -- ginger ale and chicken soup -- that was so cool


I miss them a lot but such is life and they have gone on -- not that --well I won't go there right now it all goes back to capitalizing or not capitalizing a certain entity's name or not and I don't want to get that deep today.


So I am on my third lawyer trying to resolve my unwanted inheritance, hopefully I will be able to resolve this neatly and quickly and in a cost effective manner --


I have had my faith in our legal system tested severely over the last few months -- no offence yankeebell -- I know not all lawyers are heartless, soulless, uncaring, your time is less valuable then mine, dirty snakes in the grass but the ones I have encountered lately have been not what you would call helpful.


So I wonder if I give up the inheritance do I lose the title King of the Bastard or not --


We rather think we should keep the title not that we have many responsibilities but we do like having subjects. It is so nice to see our loyal subjects giving praise. (it's the collective we and our referring exclusively to me invisible don King of the Bastards)


The peacemaker hasn't spoken to me and the other one is speaking to me and has placed himself in a bit of a spot involving all of this -- because the peacemaker called the other ones wife about all of this and she said good for him (him being me invisibledon) its about time that someone finally stood up to them (the parental).


See the parentals don't particularly like the other ones wife which I don't really understand because she is really nice and the other one is really happy so I don't see the problem -- but I didn't think they would actually say and do the things they have done over the last few weeks and months and years


OK i did know they would do it I was just kidding myself into thinking that because they had this biological link to me that they wouldn't --


I was watching the croc. hunter last night -- and saw it very clearly


our relationship (the parentals and me) is more or less reptile in nature-- here you go you are alive now, you are on your own -- if you come around at feeding time and we haven't eaten you might be the main course --


now that's love if you can't be huggable you might as well be digestible.


Well I have to get some work done before I leave today -- so see you all later and if you haven't figured it out yet I have a computer at home now so I hope to update more if I can not be so damn busy -- I'll sleep when I'm dead

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