I worried that I might run out of things to write about for this segment of the invisible don issues. Silly me I have so little faith in mankind with coming up with ample things for me to shake my head at, hell commiserating this morning with Hoover and the unnamed Marvel, I may have enough things in my own history to keep things going for awhile.
This weeks WTF is the stupidity of men
Sorry guys we aren’t that smart and you are going to be hard pressed to find a woman who seriously injures herself right after uttering, ‘Hey y’all watch me do this’. Just go to Darwin Awards and you’ll find ample evidence of men how have said this or at least thought it before exiting the gene pool.
Coming soon is April Fools Day. Now you are thinking this is harmless enough. Not anymore.
Here are the ingredients;
A large helping of male stupidity
The internet
Any type of video camera
A contest for a $1,000.00 Prize
Yeah, it’s that small and I am worried that this will generate a very bad result if not an entry or two dozen into the Darwin Awards.
If you don’t know you have to die to earn a Darwin Award, as you will no longer shape the landscape of the human genetic code.
The one thousand dollars is being offered for the best April Fools Day prank.
If you have watched anything on the internet you have seen the amazing fact that there seems to be no limit to how stupid people are out in the world. Because it isn’t just the US filming this stuff. 99.99999999999999% of the people in these videos are men.
Not a lot of ladies out there risking their lives, although I have seen a few ladies take the face plant or two.
These things have all or mostly been done for free.
Now you are going to have these dimwits battle it out for money too. WTF?
In other news…
I think I’ve written this before but if I could have a super ability it would be to emote physically.
Like when you were really happy about something to just explode into confetti and fire works and then reform at some point not long after.
Well If I were able to said thing or turning into confetti I would have, complete with buzzy little sound effects.
Ok…I’ll sweep myself up now.
That’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow
Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday
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Have a great day and play nice in the neighborhood.
Ciao,
Listening to: Yael Naim – New Soul
Gamer Tag: invisible don
PO Box 4425 Roanoke VA 24015
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
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