Ok so I had this whole other idea for the WTF Wednesday, which I’ll be saving for another time now. So I had this other thing that I wrote down on a piece of note paper. But I can’t read my writing because I got in a hurry.
I know I am my WTF Wednesday… eh… it was going to happen at some point. I’m a little surprised really that it has taken so long to be honest.
They say, yeah they, that is a whole other topic to talk about for another time, but they say we as people are our own worst critics. I may actually be a panel of people to pick on myself.
Now don’t get me wrong I am also my biggest fan and as far as I know am probably the best authority on … well everything there is to know about anything. Well you know unless I don’t know anything about it. Then I’ll either say I don’t know anything about that or I won’t say anything about it all and pretend I didn’t hear what you said.
What …oh sorry I was distracted, but back to me being my own worst critic. Oh, it is awful sometimes. I mean really if the things I say to myself in my head were out loud the neighbors would call the police.
Yes, officer… yes who ever is talking over there is being very mean and degrading … I had to look some of it up in the dictionary. I didn’t know there were so many mean things in there. You better hurry.
However being my biggest fan too I can usually counter back and I don’t spend more then an hour weeping in the corner.
I’m not the only one who does this though, there are books our there about this stuff. Hell I would bet there are counselors and therapists who fund whole offices on this stuff of self loathing.
We don’t like us. But why don’t we really like us. Because we make some stupid little mistake that most likely no one else but you noticed.
That’s what you hope, says the mean nasty voice in your head.
Then you hear a laugh, oh gawd they did see I’m sure they think I’m a complete dolt.
YES THEY DO says the mean nasty voice.
And on it goes.
We have whole arguments in our heads about something that isn’t even real and if it is what does it matter that someone you won’t ever see again saw you trip over the crack in the side walk.
Yeah they are sort of tricky to be sure. That’s why you aren’t supposed to set on them. They will make you fall down not really break your mother’s back. If that were true every mom anywhere near a side walk would be hospitalized any time she punished a child under the age of 10.
Take that you ….bleep, bleep… bleep. Scream of agony crumple fall moan.
Don’t do it again Simon you can play X-box …
Back to not liking ourselves, Why not like you, if you don’t like you no one else will.
The thing is we work out this whole OMB ( oh my bob) FML WTF you dumb@$$ thing in our heads and then you lash out at someone who has no idea about the whole gripe, bitch and moan fest and all the nasty-grams you have been sending yourself. Then when you grumble at them and bite their head off, they call you a lying evil nasty and then you start in again, see no one likes me I’m better off dead and I should probably just go eat worms like the song says.
Yeah you should.
Oh shut up you twit.
You shut up
You’re fired
You can’t fire me I’m you
Any way that was pretty tame I’m trying to be a more PG 13 blog, which means I can say phuck without the PH once an issue, but lawdy be, I can lay myself out something awful when I’m not typing it and I’m pressed for time.
I guess the WTF point of this is be nicer to you, and I’m sure you’ll see a nicer world around you. Sure you’ll phuck things up some times and in some cases a whole lot but I bet there are shit ton of people out there that like you.
What do you mean shit ton isn’t PG 13… bullocks
You’re not British either
Wanker
Oh name calling that’s really mature…oh and obscene finger gestures… nice no wonder you got pushed down the stairs in grammar school
Yeah I got your...
Ok time to end this now… So for the record I like me but in a healthy way not in the narcissistic way and I while rant on at myself at times mainly it is a way to keep me motivated to get things done and don’t we all need the metaphorical kick in the tail to keep us going. Just be a kinder gentler motivator when you do.
In other news
Doodle came over for dinner and we watched Despicable Me. We loved it
Litter box thought
Oops … guess you know where I’m going now so that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow
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