How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two more days until I go on vacation
I am so excited
Because the other day some jack*&%$^&$#&(%
came in here and well.......
the long and the short of it he really peeved me so I am so glad that I am going to be out of here for 10 days --
of course I will be away from computers for a while so I won't get to up date and I will slowly be worked down in to the hollow places of d-land where those who don't update are pushed into by the daily updaters
-- maybe -i'll slip into the public library and do an update on the tides or something -- I doubt it --
Hey if you are near where I am bring some Guinness and we'll have a party. Do the research and you will find me -- (IE look in the older entries)
OK so I'm getting ready to leave for the day today and I have to tell a lawyer joke
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one -- they just hold it up and the world revolves around them.
OK enough of the lawyer jokes I have another one but I think it might offend people so I'll save it for another time.
Well I'm going home and going to go to sleep soon 4am was way to early today and now its 4pm well not yet but soon.