I know curse words in Russian, French, German, Spanish, English and Italian

Looking back at all the previous entries one thing comes to mind.
I use I a whole bunch in many of the entries -- this one is no different but it is longer
oh well its about me *smile*
There is one thing absent that I am finding in other diaries
-- yes I read other peoples diaries -- oh no
anyway
(this girl I knew Julee hated that anyway thing)
the thing that is absent is stuff about myself a resume per se of who I am
so here it is the resume of invisible don
random facts and information
-- I actually work in a museum and teach for a college
-- I really was in the seminary to become a catholic priest -- a girl I meet gave a rather convincing argument about why I shouldn't do that -- she was right
-- I was in the Air Force ( I can't say what i did but it was fun and I got to travel a good little bit)
-- I finished undergraduate college with honors and in less than 4 years -- I had a social life too
-- I finished graduate school with a Master of Science degree -- no honors in grad school either you make good grades or they kick your slack ass out
-- I like football and baseball but don't watch the games much on TV --but I read the box scores
-- I ski snow not water -- member of PSIA -- other than being alive this is the only other thing I have done longer than anything else
-- I like mint chocolate chip ice cream -- the green stuff from BR 31
-- I like to read but don't do it as much as I should
-- I listen to almost any music as long as it doesn't suck -- Oh CCR is cool they are on the radio now
-- I procrastinate like a mutherf*cker
-- I once set fire to a term project to lighten the mood of the class -I'll have to do an entry about that
-- I was in a Fraternity -- i know -- but hey they had a house and a pool -- well they didn't really have a pool unless it rained and the basement flooded -- but it was fun and we won the academic cup every year
-- I have a PlayStation but not a PlayStation 2 -- yet
-- I don't play the PlayStation as much as I would like
-- I can sign in ASL a bit -- taught some deaf kids to ski
-- I had a job cleaning up explosives with an environmental company -- still have all the fingers and toes -- i never worried until one day when they said we don't know what that is better not toss it around --after we had been doing just that
-- i have driven a hum vee (military version)
-- I know curse words in Russian, French, German, Spanish, English and Italian -- i can't tell them to you -- its not polite to curse
-- I have two brothers -- the peacemaker and the other one -- they are both married
-- I can keep a secret if I have too
-- I like movies with subtitles
-- I actually got to fly in an f-16 trainer and had the controls for about a minute until I very nearly killed myself and the pilot by dropping 3000 feet in about 10 seconds
-- i used to have extremely long hair but now I don't
-- I wear a goat-tee and sometimes my earrings
-- pizza should only have two toppings -- if you want a salad get one don't put it on the pie
-- Guinness is quite possibly the most perfect beverage in the world period.
-- Coffee is the only other beverage that even comes close to Guinness
-- The best foods in the world are the worst things for you
-- The south IE southern states VA NC SC GA FL AL Miss, KY TN LA and a few others are actually a bit different than the rest of the world --its a good and bad thing
-- I like living in the south I just don't really fit in all the time
-- my neighbor two doors down is gay and he calls me Brutus -- he won't say why and I'm not sure I want to know -- but he and his boyfriend are good neighbors
-- rainstorms are very cool
-- the coldest weather I have ever been in was 75 below -- the hottest weather I was ever in was 120 or at least that is as high as the them. would read
-- no tattoos but I did designed one
-- the tick is probably the best super hero around after Spiderman and the X-men
-- I like myself most of the time
-- i know about a 1000 jokes and i get invited to parties because of this
-- some of my nicknames have been, goose,flea,hey you there, the priest, the pope, and King of the Bastards
-- I meet one of the guys from two guys and a girl-- i guess they lost the pizza place (Ryan Reynolds)
-- I'm in the crowd shots of "a man with one red shoe" --the part in the airport-- which they tell you is National Airport but was really filmed at LAX -- I meet Edward Herman that day -- he does the dodge commercial now
-- you can make 35 to 50 dollars in a few hours hustling smart carts at the airport -- I made five at National on my way back from Brazil in about 10 minutes -- the quarters get really heavy after a while
I guess that's about it other than my favorite color is green and I did kindergarten twice -- I loved nap time