I'll say "hey" from behind the revos

OK what to write about today --
First thanks to
Invisiblepal -- for playing the dumbest thing you've ever done in your life game -- hope you at least got his number so you could make a better impression -- as opposed to the one in the display --sorry couldn't resist that
and to
David -- for the encouragement on the stop smoking thing
Mainly I should be doing a bunch of other stuff and the beach trip is in 8 days --
I'm really mixed about this because -- I get so sunburned that it just isn't worth it for me to even take my shirt off -- anyway enough about that
Well all the guys who are going on the trip play golf except me
Oh and where are we staying -- near a golf course.
Now don't get me wrong here golf is a very complex game --it takes a helluva lotuv skill but
Why in the hell do you want to whack a little white ball (other colors too) as far as you can with a stick and then chase after it. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Well my attitude about the game has endeared me to many a linkster -- but such is life
I have actually attempted the game and I don't play well at all
game 1 175
game 2 150
game 3 130
game 4 120
That was it I never played again despite the amazing improvement -- or so some duffers have told me.
Well now I have to find something to do that will not get me into too much trouble -- I could take my baseball bat and use it to play golf
I'll probably just try to avoid the whole topic of golf stay up late and be asleep in the mornings so I won't be asked to go along on the trips to the links. I mean do you think they would play Rugby with me if I got them up at 5am to go to a match?
I'm sure I will find something to do -- but I've been forbidden to bring the PlayStation
I'm told via the other guys from the girlfriends "Tell the priest not to bring the PlayStation or else"
-- its because all the other guys want to sit around and play with that after the golf games and not hang out with their girlfriends so I get blamed for bringing it --they don't get blamed because they are video game junkies who can't just stop playing the games
So anyway I can't take it and play responsibly or there will be very big trouble. I wonder how far the arcade is from where we are staying
I might get a kite and see just how high I can fly the thing -- I did that once as a kid -- put a kite on to 3 different spools of twine (900 feet total in case you are wondering)
My dad didn't think it was such a cool thing because as I'm trying to wind in 900 feet of string its taking too long for him to stand around and wait on me
So he breaks the string and lets the kite float away (I have a name for him but its not really very nice and all so I won't share)
Well that was a pleasant little jaunt down memory lane. Hope we can do it again sometime -- have to lock that door a little better.
So anyway the beach trip is going to be cool --
I'm actually going to tour the area for lighthouses and older homes and that kinda thing
-- just so you don't worry that I'll be sitting all alone in the condo drinking for 10 days
-- I might even take a hang gliding lesson -- they have a school for that near where we are staying in Kill Devil Hills --the school is there not me --
so now all you with good geography skills or an atlas will know where I'll be -- I'll wear red ball cap so you'll be able to say
"hey you there, aren't you invisible don, King of the Bastards"
and
I'll say "Hey" from behind my revos "wanna Guinness"
Well I'll be away from the computer world for the next few days so every have a great weekend. Oh and don't worry my life doesn't suck that bad, and I don't drink that much either -- really
Ask anyone -- well not anyone -- there are a few billion people around that don't have a clue as to who I am and I can't tell you what they might say about me.
Anyway have a great weekend all