So go the days of our lives

OK my last entry before vacation.

It is kinda long so pace yourself you don't want to hurt yourself

Well the test failed only like 12 people and they were probably my loyal fan base -- i love you guys
No seriously I mean that you are so good to me
Anyway
There were no where near the number of hits I thought that it might bring
So now I'm closer to 300 but i was kinda hoping for 3000 so oh well
So I have 49 minutes before I'm off work until June 11
Can i hear a Hell ya!
(hell ya! from some where)
Let me hear you say woo ya
(woo ya)
Man you are such a cool crowd -- i should bring you all back some stuff but I don't know what you all like and stuff.
So I will drink a brew (GUINNESS) for you all.
Well OK more then one but not much more then that.
Today might be a good time to see if you have stock in Guinness. Because there is likely to be a boost in this quarters profit estimates.
So I will be sinking into the very bottom places of the d-lander list for my particular letter of the alphabet. its sooooooooooo sad
What if its scary down there
What if there is no light
What if there is no Guinness
oh no
What to do what to do
(someone slaps me)
Thanks I'm better now (whew I needed that)
You know I altered that show two guys a girl and a pizza place
Yes little ol' me
Let me tell you how I did this amazing thing by altering what millions of people see on the TV
(by the way not one penny in payment either)
Here it goes
So my brother and me (no the other one)
are in the airport in Vancouver, in a smoking lounge sitting there smoking.
and "Berg AKA Ryan Reynolds" walks in
No kidding
anyway
He asks if one of us has a smoke he can bum -- actors never have money --bet he does now
So we say ya and give him a smoke
and then We (the other one and me)say
"don't we know you" just like that too in unison
He says "Ya I'm in the new show on ABC 2 guys....
The other one says "oh ya that's right."
and I go "OH YA THE GUY WHO TESTS ALL THE PRODUCTS-- THAT STUFF IS FUNNY!" really loud too (hence the all caps thing) and everyone in the lounge turns and looks.
Well he smiles, more likely he wanted to say thanks you there that's what I want to be known as the guy who tests products on a comedy show.
Well you know what
He doesn't test product anymore --at least not on the show
So if you liked that little bit of the show and wondered why they don't do it anymore.
yup that's right its my fault
just thought you would like to know that
So I'm hoping to run into Dedra Hall on vacation because man I can't stand her on Days maybe I can get her to quit -- hey I should get one of those mini-polls and see who else hates her
I just wish Stefano would just get that crap right and rub the *&%(%*( out -- and he has the nerve to call himself a world class bad guy -- he can't even snuff an annoying shrink protected by that GQ flunky John Black --which by the way Roman should have punted that sissy bitch (john black) right in the .... well you know where then Bo wouldn't be going through all this crap with Hope now. ... ah I should stop there.

You know man I swear I should stop watching that show you know even the chief of police has no clue that the number one bad guy is like in his house all the time. Well I'll be able to catch up big time on the goings on with Days of our Lives in the next few days.
I missed the part with Jennifer wreaking on the bridge --well I'm sure shes still hanging there on the side its only been a week -- hell the shrink was in that pit for 6 months.

OK new game how should Stefano finally put and end to John Black or "Doc" or both

sign my guestbook and let me know -- I might be able to do something about it --look what i did to the 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place.

Well its time for me to get ready to leave for vacation see you all when I get back and I'll let you know what the underbelly of d-land is like
that is if I will be able to talk about it
(slap)
thanks OK I'm outta here