Don't worry, I'm fine

So my drink not think plan regarding the shambles of my family life is not a good plan, for several reasons. I'll get to those later.

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But first


a song and dance -- no I'm kidding I wouldn't wish that malediction on the devil himself -- yes it's that bad


Guestbook and stuff

sternchen visited

someone from Sprint

sdca ???

and my regular readers -- all of you guys & girls, are the cream in my coffee -- the apple in my pie, the cheese on my pizza -- well you get the picture I like it a lot that you all come by and read my ramble, dribble, rants, and other stupid stuff. Thanks


YankeeBelle -- yes I can relate and that has happened to me more times then I can count -- but the bright side is no one tries to take food from you


Heidi -- I think I've seen you guys on the TV -- you know there are so many people at those games -- I played Rugby in college but I still went to the football games to taunt the players when they did badly that was fun -- ah the good ol' college days


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OK the drink not think plan


Its just not a good idea


1. Cost -- liquor is expensive


2. Sleep -- well it isn't as restful when your body is working to burn up booze while your sleeping


3. Dehydration -- well it seems paradoxical but its not the more booze you suck in the less water that the body has for other stuff I know this but do I counteract this -- no -- why -- I don't know I'm drinking


4. Brain cells -- you need them and well they don't exactly play well with your "old grand dad" or any of his pals Johnny Walker, Bud Wiser, Jose Cuervo, Lord Calvert, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Sir Aurther Guinness, and Captain Morgan. I'm telling you these guys just hate brain cells -- who knows why but they kick the hell out of them every time they get together


5. Screaming at your sneakers -- the ol' techno colour yawn -- no it didn't and hasn't in a long time -- I know when to say when --I just need to come up with a new plan


Something like this


They call and say "Hello"

I say "Goodbye" or say "Has anyone ever done this to you before" and then hang up


I think that would be a much better plan and not cost a much hmmm why didn't I think of that earlier


Oh that's right my original plan drink not think -- its just a bad idea -- I'm sure many of you are beginning to wonder if I am in serious need of some AA meetings


No


I like coffee and cigarettes but not that much -- Have you ever been to one of those meetings. Man it's like oh ok lets give up one addiction and pick up two


Some of my clients, when I was a social worker, were court ordered to those meetings -- You might think the judge takes them because he says they have to go


-- nope some sorry bleeding heart social worker drags their formerly drunk asses to the caffine and nicotine fix in the basement of the local church --


now there is some thing to say ironic about -- we'll help you trade sins these wont get you in to hell as fast


Ok I need to play nice -- oh the effects of my family are just toxic they bring out the very worst in me after having been exposed to them -- I wonder if the chemical warfare gear I used to have would help subdue the effects -- hang on Mom I need to get the NBC gear on (NBC being nuclear, biological, and chemical)


Well I guess I should get some work done and don't worry, I'm fine