HEY DUMBASS IT'S STILL DARK OUT WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!

OH HAPPY DAY It is Monday again
Man I tell you having multiple days off in a row makes it extremely hard to come back to work
I just get so used to doing what I want to do I forget that I've sold my soul for 24 pieces of paper a year
Granted the pieces of paper let live indoors and keep my full and allow for Guinness when I want it but I like being in charge of my time
So I do my little morning dance or ritual otherwise known as force feeding coffee into my body which is screaming "HEY DUMBASS IT'S STILL DARK OUT WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
Then after I pour some coffee in me it says something like "oh yeah sure now you do something for me why not just sleep instead huh"
To this I have no logical answer, but I attempt to silence my bitching and drown them in the shower or at least scald them out -- or now that its so humid here in the south freeze them out
That has to be the most horrid thing about living in an area with high humidity -- taking a shower and then before you can dry off you begun to sweat -- oh I can't stand it -- lets just have another Ice Age -- the skiing would be great -- you know and think all these colds and other germy things -- they die off during the ice age
Well at least think about it I really need to ski --maybe I should go to Argentina its winter down there now and the skiing is supposed to be wonderful -- of course I would have to brush up on the spanish Me LLamo Invisible Don. -- see I really need the refresher course in that language except the curse words you don't seem to forget those -- I wonder why that is -- kinda like useless information -- like your phone number from 3 moves ago -- like your gonna call that one again why does it stay in there who the hell knows -- I still remember mine it was 304 -525- 9594 not that it was hard to remember but hey its still in there -- if you want to call it that fine its your phone bill and they will have no clue as to who I am -- if you do call tell them I said hey I used to have the number but I'm done with it now just wanted to let them know
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Ok guestbook and stuff
lobo 21 -- hey glad to know you're still out there and a guinness lover too
Sindy -- Hey i went to your pages -- interesting -- the pic at the Taj was cool -- I would love to go there someday
Summer -- that is a really cool name hope you had a good 4th -- sorry ernest moved on
Invisible pal -- just hey how you doin'
Yankee belle -- hey in Paris if you can get to the perfume factory its right across from the opera --takes a few minutes to go in and you can buy perfume the really good french stuff for like nearly nothing -- it would be worth it just for that -- oh and the metro is easy to figure out just look at the map for a few minutes -- its kinda like the metro in dc
Chicken Pie -- Hey you're back -- oh a was vegging in front of the TV and I saw chicken run -- I could make my self stop watching it --"I don't want to be a pie" -- any way it made me think about you 'cause of the chicken pie thing --sorry my mind just does that and then I have to tell someone about it
ok I think thats it -- well if not sorry I really like it that you all come by and read and stuff and don't make a mess --
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Ok so my weekend rather long weekend went like this
Wed night -- fireworks and picnic with golfing and fishing buddies -- I don't do either -- like I said I have to find more friends
Thurs -- got up around noon -- why -- because I spent the night with My old Grand Dad and Mr. Arther Guinness thats why -- then I laid around and watched TV -- then I went to the store -- then I came home watched TV and then -- well I pretty much laid around on my ass and watched tv -- then went to my night class
Friday -- my gay neighbor helped me start tearing out my driveway so we finished about a fifth of the job -- several tons of concrete fun stuff -- oh and I hit my ankle with an eight pound sledge hammer -- let me tell you that feels fantastic --
Friday Night -- Pool happy hour with -- yup -- golfin and fishin buddies *Shudder* well I really like Jon he is cool then went to Jons house drank more and watched almost famous
Saturday -- up early doing the driveway thing again and work on my class stuff
Sunday -- Rained in the morning so I watched my driveway turn into a mud slide --that was nice -- then it stopped raining so I went out and dug some of the more troublesome areas out -- why because I like to punish myself -- TV "six feet under" then bed
and now its monday and Im at work praying for it to be thursday night at 9 pm so I can go dig in my driveway again on friday and move several more tons of concrete out I can see my weekends are going to be rather boring for the next month or so -- I still haven't seen tomb raider man I need a social life --any one want to lend me theirs for a weekend you can come move out some concrete at my place -- any takers -- I didn't think so --well Hi HO its off to work I go © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007