I showed up at the wrong party one day

Well I survived yet another weekend
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Guest book and stuff
Chicken pie -- I know the rest of that little poem --
sorry about the surfer guy too

Heidi -- is the punching bag everlast? But remind me not to hang out on street corners in your neighborhood I really don't like getting a Beat down front of my crew. :)

Allie -- hey I'm good! how are you? oh and no problem on the guest book thingy thanks for the return

Emberly17 -- hey -- I haven't stopped by yet so I'll reserve my right to make a statement after the prosecution closes on the case

oh and I'm over 1000 guests visitors and what not and have 12 fave listings -- I am happy -- I am just so easily entertained its not even funny -- oh well keeping my sites low allows me to hit the mark more often then not --

of course you fall down a lot too but that's neither here nor there -- well actually it is sort or right there where your nose is on the ground and a pool of blood is forming right there --- yikes
Sorry I get going on something and then I just lose track of what I'm doing -- which is the secret to flying
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OK the weekend

One of the friends was having a Birthday party -- fortunately it also happened to be her birthday too

I went along with several other people

Well long and short -- I still don't have that much in common with any of my friends -- and I'm not sure how it is that I ended up in the circle I'm in right now

I think I showed up at the wrong party one day and I just sort of was picked up by this group --
which is odd too because I have a very odd reputation among the group....it seems that I have very little or few morals, but they all call me the priest -- I know it gets odder still

I have supposedly had knowledge of all the women in the group and undoubtedly if a new female person comes to some function --at the next one someone will be mad as hell at me for having knowledge of the new person -- which is entirely not true --
but it happens every single time -- My friend J thinks its funny as all get out which is good because I was rumored to have been with his wife too -- not true
Anyway that was Friday the 13th

Saturday the 14th
I pulled up some more old concrete to make way for the new driveway and then rented Snatch -- I like it but -- the nicknames were especially interesting --
I have an idea for a movie I wonder if I started dating Helen Hunt if I could get the thing made -- I know shes not as wealthy as Madonna --but her Dad's a director and she's has an Oscar --
so you know I could get this thing to film --If they will make Dude where's my car they will make anything you just have to know the right person

Sunday the 15th
I got up drank coffee,
watched HGTV, --Norm has mad skills on the wood working stuff
-- then I ate cold Pizza
-- worked on my class stuff
-- helped the neighbor guy --no not that one -- neighbor guy lives on the other side of the street
anyway
Neighbor guy had moved his kids play set and then needed help moving it back into the new area he built for it -- so I help which I like doing (king of the bastards my ass) --then we talk about guy stuff for awhile until neighbor guy's wife comes out and says Hi then looks at hubby and then he says see ya I gotta go now - I say OK see you around and wander back across the street -- neighbor guy was back out in the yard working again a few minutes later -- I guess all the guy talk was keeping him from the honey do list

--oh well so I went back to my place and continued reading the Sunday paper on my porch
-- I don't have to buy the paper -- the other neighbor guy -- yes the gay one -- has a paper route and he gives it to the people between his house and mine then I get it around 3 or so -- yesterday it was around 5 or so
--then I went in and watched VH1 for a minute no videos -- they are getting about as bad as MTV and I'm not calling the cable guys and saying I want MTV 2 I did it once in the 80's and now they broke the deal
-- then I did something else and then read and went to sleep
-- only to get up on Monday and come in to work but I get to do this so its all good