Where are we going and why am I in a handbasket?

So it's July 4th 2001, the first offical July 4th of the new millennium
Irresponsible media hacks blasting away with the year 2000 say it was the new Millennium
-- it wasn't and why am I bitching this late about
-- because I can't think of anything else to write about so this is how I start my mind grab some random dumbass thought and start ranting and then hopefully something that makes some kind of sense pours out of my head
Well it isn't working
So hmmmmm
I don't think I have the steam right now to do a list of 100 things about me -- however fair warning this is something I am working on -- yup you'll know more about me than you care to know
Well we are mostly closed today -- only thing that is going on is a play at 2pm -- because of this we are getting a bunch of dumbass phone calls -- and who is in office
-- me thats right just me -- but hey its not that bad I have the rest of the week off
Thats right the four day weekend
-- oh yeah
-- laying around being a bum
-- I am truly living up to my fullest potential now
-- pushing the envelope further and further with each passing day
--yeah right I phuck off more than a high school freshman -- which doesn't bother me I know more than they do and I make my own money so there take that frosh
bumper stickers I've seen
"Yes but not with you" -- actually this was on my car -- my previous POS not my current POS -- it would only do about 25 to 30 up hills -- I was the happy receiver of many a middle finger because of my cars inability to climb hills so I got the sticker
"Jesus is coming, look busy" -- well its a fall back to the priesthood thing -- I think I find it funnier than most people for other reasons too I think
"My kid beat your honor student's ass"
"Your village called -- Their idiot is missing"
"Where are we going, and why am I in a handbasket"
Ok I don't see that many bumper stickers
Ok today Im going to go somewhere and watch fireworks, eat some picnic food, drink some Guinness, hang out with the golging and fishing buddies -- oh wait I don't golf or fish --
I really need to find some people who like to do the the things I like to do
Man is Billy Bob Thornton the luckiest man alive or what -- well except for that "all the pretty horses" thing -- but have you seen the cover of the Rolling Stone -- Angelina Jolie is on the cover -- ok its shallow of me I know but hey -- plus this might get a google link -- and if I add Tomb Raider its sure to get a hit or two --
I'm luring people in with the Curse words entry and I didn't think there was an interest in russian curse words anymore
-- ok here you go people who are looking a russian curse word
it's not spelled right but this is how it sound
Yev Tu*voy*tu Mata -- means Phuck your mother --thats not how its used in the language but thats what it means
Hope that helps all the curious out there looking for something to say in russian
Ok well Im out of things to say and my brain is just spinning around Happy 4th to everyone © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007