Oh my god there is country music on the radio again... (ARGH)

OH Happy Tuesday

I wasn't able to sleep very much last night -- I am still apparently "King of the Bastards" this time the confirmation came not from my brother the peace maker but from my father -- more on that later I doubt you want to hear about my dysfunctional life with the FAM. so I'll skip that until I'm feeling a bit more like opening some doors that have been closed for a very long time.
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Guest book and stuff
Lakefield -- not sure where that is but hey
Cleveland again -- man I love Cleveland
BCtel -- would that be British Columbia -- I love it there too
Sappygurl -- visited but didn't sign
HeidiFierce -- Well I'm not known for doing the advisable but then again I don't walk around too much in my nice quiet residential neighborhood either -- do you go to Temple?
Allie -- hey thanks for coming by again and I will sincerely try to stay out of trouble
Chickenpie & invisiblepal just 'cause I know you guys visited from the stat screen -- you guys (gals) are my most loyal readers -- I guess I should give you guys a gold star or something -- I'll see what I can do
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OK as promised why I am invisible
or
how I came to be invisible
by
Invisible Don
MS. Amrhines class (she was actually a teacher of mine 3rd grade to be exact)


The thing is that I have been invisible as long as I can remember Here is some proof of my invisibility
My aunt (who has passed away) said no one ever picked me up as a child -- I'm not sure why she told me this but she did, so apparently I was born invisible

at age 5 I was standing on a side walk and was run over by a motorcycle -- yes actually run over by a motorcycle -- that was a rather fun summer being wheeled to picnics and things and then sitting by myself away from everyone and no one coming over to talk to me

at age 7 I missed several weeks of school for something or other -- i was sick I'm sure -- no one noticed not even the teachers -- report card said no days missed and I know I missed like 15 or so

at age 10 I'm sitting in the middle of a family gathering and everyone is talking about me like I'm not there -- kinda like in A Christmas Carol except I wasn't being toted hither and fro by some spirit

at age 16 while working at a state park -- then Governor now US Senator Jay Rockefeller stepped on me or knocked me down not once, not twice but five separate times in completely different areas of the hall he was in for his meetings.

Then two weeks later his opponent the former Governor Arch Moore -- did the same thing
I was able to avoid detection in the military -- but it really came in rather helpful there so I can't complain

In college it allowed me to keep a focus on my studies and graduate early and with honors

Now I just am sort of used to people not seeing me that I don't even think about it much
anymore.

I didn't start referring to myself as invisible until about a year ago when ozz and I were discussing the movie Clerks -- and the comparison between myself and Kevin Smiths character Silent Bob was made so I said but I'm more like invisible don and I have used the handle ever since. So that's it

I think I need that Paul Harvey guy to say "now you know ...........the rest of the story"