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Well the weekend has come and gone.

After much bourbon and Guinness and some Spatten (German beer) I hadn't had since my last visit to the Oktoberfest in Munich several years ago. I was rather delighted to see it in the beer and wine section of the recently renovated Kroger store here in town.

Anyway the weekend drinking rather than thinking plan was much less drinking than I had planned. Over three days I drank 6 shots of bourbon, and 6 beers. See I'm no alcoholic
Sure that's what they all say

No honest Look I went an entire year without drinking

OH and why did you try to do that because you think you have a problem
No its nothing like that. Excuse me while I go beat the shit out of my inner voice

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OK now I'm back and I don't think we'll be hearing anymore from the peanut gallery

Guest book stuff
Well I had three never signed in before people visit
Allie -- thanks for the sign in - I went by your place and checked things out. Sorry about the chair it was some little blond girl Goldie something or other, I think she was from Scotland.

Shelia -- Thanks for the sign in too - I also went by your place and there was some guy with a velvet rope saying I wasn't on the list so HEY if you re in there I'M OUTSIDE

Reba -- thank to you as well -- it did flip by but I have the phones again and its not my job but didn't have time to sign yours yet but I will.

OH and I got a mention in invisible pals diary too

That's all I think Oh and I was googled again. Yeah I'm smiling not because I'm loved or anything but because the one that they keep hitting is titled I know curse words in Russian, etc. Well much to their disappointment I didn't include the words I know.

Its one of those things I could have put them all in there but where is the challenge in that -- you want to know curse words in other languages -- where was I going with this -- oh well it was something -- must not have been all that important -- the point is I was googled again
Nobody wanted to play my last guest book game either --that's fine I didn't think anyone would it was one of those rather sensitive topics --

So I figure with the rate of speed of the USPS -- my return mail to my Family they should receive my letter today -- maybe tomorrow they are still out in the middle of nowhere WV -- so either I will be hanging up the phone on them or getting a really nasty letter back telling me that I still can not give up the title King of the Bastards -- and believe me I really don't want the title -- So if there is anyone out there who thinks that they are qualified to be King of the Bastards please submit your resume to my guest book and I will make and announcement after the coming weekend as to who is to be the new king.

Sound fair -- too damn bad I'm the F*%$(ing King until then so there.

Aw now that was just mean -- see this is why I can't be King I just don't have the heart for the job. I can't be that mean and hateful. If you do run into my family (be careful they are tricky) remain calm they smell fear and will attack like a pack of wild dogs. They are easy to spot they aren't invisible.

So the museum is going along very well and I began my I will be a new me workout thing which is a slow start but this is just to get me back into the swing of things and make it a part of my day.

Its not that I'm big I just got soft -- damn office jobs -- sitting on my ass all the time you just lose energy and don't want to do anything but lay around on your ass after sitting around on your ass -- so then you get soft and then all you want to do is lay around on your ass -- so I dusted off the tread mill -- its amazing how much dust home workout stuff collects but it still works -- but I did pick the two hottest days of the year to begin this stuff over the weekend -- I almost used that as an excuse not to get started too. -- Oh its too hot you might pass out then what -- then I had to grab myself up off the chair and say look you soft middle management wussie this is only going to get worse and you know all those guys you see with the big ol bellies that make them look like they are candidates for the first male pregnancy
Yeah --
Well that's you if you don't get off your candy ass and get busy with some shit pronto --got it good
So I snap up and start the thing up and leave my glasses on so I spent the first 12 minuted on the thing pushing them back up onto my nose before I just got fed up with that silliness and tossed them across the room easily and much to my great happiness landed on the table on the stack of newspapers Yeah I'm cool -- doing my little celebration trot on the thing I nearly tripped but I recovered and decided that I shouldn't be phucking around on the thing just like it says right on the top next to the controls -- it should say
HEY YOU DUMBASS READ THIS BEFORE YOU TRY ANY TRICKY SHIT ON THE TREADMILL
Well I read it a year and half ago when I got the thing. It just didn't occur to me to read it again. That was until I nearly found out what a tread mill injury would feel like -- I hear its a lot like a carpet burn but bigger -- I've decided I don't want one so I hooked up the kill clip like a good boy and trotted on. I did it again on Sunday too.
So two days down the rest of my life to go
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Oh I rented "Proof of Life" and "Unbreakable" I liked both of them but that's me -- Unbreakable is a slow mover but it is good -- Proof of life is good too, better than a lot of movies.
David C. (can't spell the name) does a lot to repair his name in Hollywood - not sure why it got to be a bad name anyway because lord know K. Reeves can't act either.

Russel Crowe is good but not great but better then Meg Ryan who has moments in the movie but is more like a prop than an actual character -- but Russel some how just misses the mark on some things I don't rate movies its just me and I don't get paid to bad mouth movies I like them or I don't.

I liked the Peter Bowman guy and I should remember his name -- but I never do -- anyway he was really good
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Well that about it for now sorry about any errors I'm not going back over this I just need coffee right now and to go smoke before the staff meeting which starts in 3 minutes.