What women say -- what a guy hears

Wednesday, oh my god -- I've been working my but off today --


Isn't that what you are suppose to do


Yes, but I don't like it


Guestbook click for info, I'm trying a new format for the entries -- it worked yesterday so lets see if it works today


So yesterday I wanted to go back and be a priest -- and I'm still thinking about that today


Don't worry I just go through these spells and this to will pass -- besides I'm not ready to trade in this set of complications just yet for a new set -- I'm actually starting to figure these out why would I want to start over again


I don't have a movie to review -- sadly I was in class last night -- well not so sadly -- but it was one of those days when you just don't want to do anything else -- and I still had to do the class thing.


Oh by the way I have a stack of papers to read and grade now too


oh my life is so much fun -- I used to think having to do a paper was bad -- NOT -- try reading them sometime -- that sucks


anyway enough of that


Has anything happened in my life that would make an interesting entry. Well yes in fact there are plenty the question is which do I write about


Oh I don't know what to write I've actually started several things and then deleted them --not that you would know that but now you do


Oh I thought of something Chicken pie mentioned something about a guy taking "lets rent a movie" as the go ahead for sex later


Well today I received a joke/story about a guy who didn't understand what his wife said -- now there is a theme




What women say -- what a guy hears



Lets rent a movie -- does indeed sound like lets have sex(don't ask me to explain its just the way it works)


What women say -- what a guy hears

Want to go to a movie -- lets have sex

Want to go to a concert -- lets have sex

Want to go anywhere with me -- lets have sex



What women say -- what a guy hears

Hey Honey(other pet name) -- nothing


What women say -- what a guy hears

Hey Honey(same as above)repeated several times -- Still nothing


you get it now right so I can stop repeating this

What women say -- what a guy hears

Dinners ready -- Dinners ready we might have sex later


Can you take out the trash -- If you move I'm going to jam a knife in your eye(same thing for any house work)


Where is the remote -- give me everything you own


I want you to meet my parents -- See if this noose fits


I think we should spend the holiday with my family -- You better marry me soon or I'm going to start seeing your best friend


I want to go out with the girls --I'm going out to find a new guy because you suck


Would you like to watch(insert chick flick)-- come over to my place,watch me cry all night and by the way no sex


You can go out with your buddies -- you step out that door Mister and you are a dead man


We need to talk -- Oh now you've done it


Do you want sex -- we think we are in heaven and just smile


OK enough of that

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Chickenpie

Well sometimes but not often the only one I have near the stereo is on the mantel and I can't see my feet -- let me guess you stood in line from about 4 am to buy the new CD as soon as the stores opened ??? -- No I don't own a CD by them -- well that's not true I have one, no its two -- oh no I'm a fan -- but it is on the shelf next to Marilyn Manson which makes me feel just a bit better about it all


Lobo well that's not true the Guinness thing is OK let me splain -- 1st the Church really doesn't frown on alcohol use -- 2nd Monks invented the stuff to begin with and Finally -- being part Irish its required I think, we might even actually die if we don't drink the stuff -- Yeah I think its still OK at least that's what Father Pat said and he's from Dublin -- hope the party goes well


M To stand in the midst of the silent roar and be awashed in the darkness and to know that all the while it is you


Heidi I'm not sure that Ive ever enjoyed the beatings handed down in rugby nearly as much as being tackle and slammed against the wall by someone who can't seem to keep their hands off you -- or I never really tried to compare the two -- because to think that the 250 post wants to put his hands on me --- eeeww yuck *shudder* that was a path I shouldn't have gone down


invisiblepal so was I invisible or did people know what I looked like ??


OK now I have to get some more work done