OK this Has to be short today I'm extremely busy
First 100 entries in my guestbook YAH!!!!
Thanks to sunshine17 for being the 100th person to sign -- well not actually 100 people but there are 100 entry so I am Happy
The Peacemaker told me "I'm not mad at you but you can Kiss my ass you Phuck" I guess I still retain the title King of the Bastards. You know I don't think that is anyway for him to speak to royalty.
Guards seize him throw him in the dungeon and have the lizards eat his toes
Naw -- I just wish he could make up his mind about if he is mad or not it is so hard to tell with the way he says things.
I could be reading that all wrong maybe he really does not hate me. What do you think.
Well gotta go more tomorrow I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest. that is something the peacemaker likes to say so I decided to share it with you
Tuesday, July 31, 2001
Monday, July 30, 2001
I just might stop to check you out
Happy Monday and Crying Babies(there is one outside the office)
Guestbook
So the weekend was too short.
I did get a rather lot of stuff done over the weekend. Mainly on my online class.
I do however still need to write a final exam for tomorrow. OH MY GOD ITS TOMORROW
No its mostly written I just have to type it, print and copy, and make a key.
I did spend Saturday with my brother -- the other one
He and his family are doing well -- the peacemaker is going to kick my ass, so the other one tells me --
Which is totally unlike the peacemaker -- but if he feels froggy -- I'll let him play
I wonder if I should get some contest agreement drawn up for him to sign
That way if we are discovered in the middle of an all out Mano a Mano knock down drag out rock'em sock'em sibling thing some innocent bystander can say hey they agreed to this and we sold tickets
and
That way he can't call the police after I knock the holyshit out of his dumbphuckass. (lions, tigers and bears oh my)
Not that he will get froggy on all this
He just likes to talk big.
He has always had a problem of overloading his ass with his mouthy punk ass crap
-- the boy never shuts up -- he just goes on and on and on
-- then whoever it is that he is mouthing off to will just say -- you know hitting him is just better then listening to him taunt you into a fight
The thing is he never fights back -- he talks it up and then BAM some one hits him and he drops his arms.
Then he starts running his mouth again
Oh no now its a bit late to talk your way out of it
Now this is not a normal entry for me --
I need to change my phone number and not give it to them.
So I saw Planet of the Apes
I liked it the ending was just trite and trying to be totally different then the first one but ended up being bad or at least I that's my impression
The movie and the acting was good -- and the very little bit the blond in the fur bikini got to say was done well too
but I think she had less line than Darth maul and at least he got to die well.
I also rented
Yards and Panic
Both are slow paced but good --
Joaquin Phoenix (or however its spelled)was in Yards -- can he play something other than a bad guy that has to be a whiny ass phuck -- I mean he does well but man that's a horrible type cast
Panic was really good all around
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Guestbook
Flutter thanks for signing my book and reading
sunshine17 I think we are both obsessing about it -- I can't help it though I do the same thing with boring as work and can't quit until I do this many or that many
Heidi Well I don't know if your drinking thing falls into the drink not think category -- but we are willing to put up to a committee vote in the mean time you do get to keep drinking -- the math thing -- well at least you are staying at the extreme ends of the scale
chickenpie Hey oh wow Chicken Pie you haven't been here in so long -- how have you been -- were is Yankeebelle and -- oh damn I forgot what it was
i.p. sorry about the pool thing -- do you go jet skiing and all the power boating thing at the lake
lobo21 Oh I know I worry about that all the time that some one will walk up and say hey "are you invisible don King of the Bastards" and I'll deny it
But then I will have to explain it to some one and then they will read this and then I will have said something about them in an entry and I'll be like ah oh well you see its like this .... It just can't end well
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Oh violent femmes on the radio
When I'm a walking I strut my stuff....
Man I'm so strung out
I'm High as kite
I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on
like I blister in the sun ....
OK now I have to go
and do something
Guestbook
So the weekend was too short.
I did get a rather lot of stuff done over the weekend. Mainly on my online class.
I do however still need to write a final exam for tomorrow. OH MY GOD ITS TOMORROW
No its mostly written I just have to type it, print and copy, and make a key.
I did spend Saturday with my brother -- the other one
He and his family are doing well -- the peacemaker is going to kick my ass, so the other one tells me --
Which is totally unlike the peacemaker -- but if he feels froggy -- I'll let him play
I wonder if I should get some contest agreement drawn up for him to sign
That way if we are discovered in the middle of an all out Mano a Mano knock down drag out rock'em sock'em sibling thing some innocent bystander can say hey they agreed to this and we sold tickets
and
That way he can't call the police after I knock the holyshit out of his dumbphuckass. (lions, tigers and bears oh my)
Not that he will get froggy on all this
He just likes to talk big.
He has always had a problem of overloading his ass with his mouthy punk ass crap
-- the boy never shuts up -- he just goes on and on and on
-- then whoever it is that he is mouthing off to will just say -- you know hitting him is just better then listening to him taunt you into a fight
The thing is he never fights back -- he talks it up and then BAM some one hits him and he drops his arms.
Then he starts running his mouth again
Oh no now its a bit late to talk your way out of it
Now this is not a normal entry for me --
I need to change my phone number and not give it to them.
So I saw Planet of the Apes
I liked it the ending was just trite and trying to be totally different then the first one but ended up being bad or at least I that's my impression
The movie and the acting was good -- and the very little bit the blond in the fur bikini got to say was done well too
but I think she had less line than Darth maul and at least he got to die well.
I also rented
Yards and Panic
Both are slow paced but good --
Joaquin Phoenix (or however its spelled)was in Yards -- can he play something other than a bad guy that has to be a whiny ass phuck -- I mean he does well but man that's a horrible type cast
Panic was really good all around
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Guestbook
Flutter thanks for signing my book and reading
sunshine17 I think we are both obsessing about it -- I can't help it though I do the same thing with boring as work and can't quit until I do this many or that many
Heidi Well I don't know if your drinking thing falls into the drink not think category -- but we are willing to put up to a committee vote in the mean time you do get to keep drinking -- the math thing -- well at least you are staying at the extreme ends of the scale
chickenpie Hey oh wow Chicken Pie you haven't been here in so long -- how have you been -- were is Yankeebelle and -- oh damn I forgot what it was
i.p. sorry about the pool thing -- do you go jet skiing and all the power boating thing at the lake
lobo21 Oh I know I worry about that all the time that some one will walk up and say hey "are you invisible don King of the Bastards" and I'll deny it
But then I will have to explain it to some one and then they will read this and then I will have said something about them in an entry and I'll be like ah oh well you see its like this .... It just can't end well
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Oh violent femmes on the radio
When I'm a walking I strut my stuff....
Man I'm so strung out
I'm High as kite
I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on
like I blister in the sun ....
OK now I have to go
and do something
Friday, July 27, 2001
Invisible don is way happy
OK Yes I know its Friday -- and Yes I know I'm not usually on this thing on Friday --
I've been in front of the computer all day actually doing some work -- yeah the stuff I get paid to do -- So I can rent movies and stuff.
Well this has to be short today and no guest book update either Just me checking in at d-land
Oh there are g-book entries and I got another fave listing -- Invisible Don is way happy -- I know my sad existence makes that a very thrilling thing for me -So if you want to see me Happy add me to your list
OK I have to run now --Everyone have a great weekend
I've been in front of the computer all day actually doing some work -- yeah the stuff I get paid to do -- So I can rent movies and stuff.
Well this has to be short today and no guest book update either Just me checking in at d-land
Oh there are g-book entries and I got another fave listing -- Invisible Don is way happy -- I know my sad existence makes that a very thrilling thing for me -So if you want to see me Happy add me to your list
OK I have to run now --Everyone have a great weekend
Thursday, July 26, 2001
I mean aren't they actors -- act stoned then -- that's your job
So it's Thursday again -- man do these four day work weeks really fly by --especially when they are only three days --like this week
guestbook update
Well the museum here is swamped with dino seekers and peepers.
Thanks in part to the unplanned coincidence of the Jurassic Park III movie. It's kinda funny to watch the people coming in mainly with the kids
The kids have two reactions
1. Yippee DINOSAURS -- scramble up to the things and try to get in to the displays with the robot monsters
2. YIKES BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wanna go home -- then of course the parents trying to drag a screaming youngster into the lair of the beast which only produces more BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW with the robot monsters yelling back with RRROOOOAAAAAAAARR
I have since bought a bag of dum dum lolly pops, suckers whatever you call them and keep a few on me
It tends to make the monsters seem a bit less terrorizing -- and the parents are extremely grateful that they don't have to hear their little monster yelling along with the DINO MONSTERS
So I saw in my stats that someone else from Roanoke is reading this -- I'm not sure how I should take that -- I mean one person out of 100,000 or 250,000 in the region which would use the ISPs around here the chances of them actually knowing me is slim and then bumping into me -- well being that I work in the only place around here with dinosaurs that might increase there chances
But anyway -- how are they going to know its me -- so I'm not really worried about it too much -- but then I wouldn't be invisible anymore or would I
I'll have to give that one some more thought
Well the big plan for the weekend
Dig more of the drive way out
Write a Final exam
Work on the Internet class
See Planet of the Apes this weekend -- I'm not waiting a month like I did for Tomb Raider
Maybe hang out with the golfing and fishing buddies if they aren't golfing and fishing --which they might be because they haven't in a while.
I watched 6 feet under last night -- I always hate it in movies when they try to show drug induced views of the characters perspective on things -- It just really makes the TV hard to watch and I find it doesn't really help the story along -- I mean aren't they actors -- act stoned then if you can't acted stoned re-write the script or hire another actor that can act stoned -- I mean distorting the picture and screwing with the audio is just irritating.
Anyway that's just me
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No one signed my guestbook -- invisible don is sad about that
However several of the regulars stopped by to read me
heidi hows school?
lobo I think maybe he did I'm not sure I don't recognize his server yet -- unlike Heidi who has two
crynn &
guestbook update
Well the museum here is swamped with dino seekers and peepers.
Thanks in part to the unplanned coincidence of the Jurassic Park III movie. It's kinda funny to watch the people coming in mainly with the kids
The kids have two reactions
1. Yippee DINOSAURS -- scramble up to the things and try to get in to the displays with the robot monsters
2. YIKES BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wanna go home -- then of course the parents trying to drag a screaming youngster into the lair of the beast which only produces more BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW with the robot monsters yelling back with RRROOOOAAAAAAAARR
I have since bought a bag of dum dum lolly pops, suckers whatever you call them and keep a few on me
It tends to make the monsters seem a bit less terrorizing -- and the parents are extremely grateful that they don't have to hear their little monster yelling along with the DINO MONSTERS
So I saw in my stats that someone else from Roanoke is reading this -- I'm not sure how I should take that -- I mean one person out of 100,000 or 250,000 in the region which would use the ISPs around here the chances of them actually knowing me is slim and then bumping into me -- well being that I work in the only place around here with dinosaurs that might increase there chances
But anyway -- how are they going to know its me -- so I'm not really worried about it too much -- but then I wouldn't be invisible anymore or would I
I'll have to give that one some more thought
Well the big plan for the weekend
Dig more of the drive way out
Write a Final exam
Work on the Internet class
See Planet of the Apes this weekend -- I'm not waiting a month like I did for Tomb Raider
Maybe hang out with the golfing and fishing buddies if they aren't golfing and fishing --which they might be because they haven't in a while.
I watched 6 feet under last night -- I always hate it in movies when they try to show drug induced views of the characters perspective on things -- It just really makes the TV hard to watch and I find it doesn't really help the story along -- I mean aren't they actors -- act stoned then if you can't acted stoned re-write the script or hire another actor that can act stoned -- I mean distorting the picture and screwing with the audio is just irritating.
Anyway that's just me
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No one signed my guestbook -- invisible don is sad about that
However several of the regulars stopped by to read me
heidi hows school?
lobo I think maybe he did I'm not sure I don't recognize his server yet -- unlike Heidi who has two
crynn &
Wednesday, July 25, 2001
What women say -- what a guy hears
Wednesday, oh my god -- I've been working my but off today --
Isn't that what you are suppose to do
Yes, but I don't like it
Guestbook click for info, I'm trying a new format for the entries -- it worked yesterday so lets see if it works today
So yesterday I wanted to go back and be a priest -- and I'm still thinking about that today
Don't worry I just go through these spells and this to will pass -- besides I'm not ready to trade in this set of complications just yet for a new set -- I'm actually starting to figure these out why would I want to start over again
I don't have a movie to review -- sadly I was in class last night -- well not so sadly -- but it was one of those days when you just don't want to do anything else -- and I still had to do the class thing.
Oh by the way I have a stack of papers to read and grade now too
oh my life is so much fun -- I used to think having to do a paper was bad -- NOT -- try reading them sometime -- that sucks
anyway enough of that
Has anything happened in my life that would make an interesting entry. Well yes in fact there are plenty the question is which do I write about
Oh I don't know what to write I've actually started several things and then deleted them --not that you would know that but now you do
Oh I thought of something Chicken pie mentioned something about a guy taking "lets rent a movie" as the go ahead for sex later
Well today I received a joke/story about a guy who didn't understand what his wife said -- now there is a theme
What women say -- what a guy hears
Lets rent a movie -- does indeed sound like lets have sex(don't ask me to explain its just the way it works)
What women say -- what a guy hears
Want to go to a movie -- lets have sex
Want to go to a concert -- lets have sex
Want to go anywhere with me -- lets have sex
What women say -- what a guy hears
Hey Honey(other pet name) -- nothing
What women say -- what a guy hears
Hey Honey(same as above)repeated several times -- Still nothing
you get it now right so I can stop repeating this
What women say -- what a guy hears
Dinners ready -- Dinners ready we might have sex later
Can you take out the trash -- If you move I'm going to jam a knife in your eye(same thing for any house work)
Where is the remote -- give me everything you own
I want you to meet my parents -- See if this noose fits
I think we should spend the holiday with my family -- You better marry me soon or I'm going to start seeing your best friend
I want to go out with the girls --I'm going out to find a new guy because you suck
Would you like to watch(insert chick flick)-- come over to my place,watch me cry all night and by the way no sex
You can go out with your buddies -- you step out that door Mister and you are a dead man
We need to talk -- Oh now you've done it
Do you want sex -- we think we are in heaven and just smile
OK enough of that
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guestbook and stuff
Chickenpie
Well sometimes but not often the only one I have near the stereo is on the mantel and I can't see my feet -- let me guess you stood in line from about 4 am to buy the new CD as soon as the stores opened ??? -- No I don't own a CD by them -- well that's not true I have one, no its two -- oh no I'm a fan -- but it is on the shelf next to Marilyn Manson which makes me feel just a bit better about it all
Lobo well that's not true the Guinness thing is OK let me splain -- 1st the Church really doesn't frown on alcohol use -- 2nd Monks invented the stuff to begin with and Finally -- being part Irish its required I think, we might even actually die if we don't drink the stuff -- Yeah I think its still OK at least that's what Father Pat said and he's from Dublin -- hope the party goes well
M To stand in the midst of the silent roar and be awashed in the darkness and to know that all the while it is you
Heidi I'm not sure that Ive ever enjoyed the beatings handed down in rugby nearly as much as being tackle and slammed against the wall by someone who can't seem to keep their hands off you -- or I never really tried to compare the two -- because to think that the 250 post wants to put his hands on me --- eeeww yuck *shudder* that was a path I shouldn't have gone down
invisiblepal so was I invisible or did people know what I looked like ??
OK now I have to get some more work done
Isn't that what you are suppose to do
Yes, but I don't like it
Guestbook click for info, I'm trying a new format for the entries -- it worked yesterday so lets see if it works today
So yesterday I wanted to go back and be a priest -- and I'm still thinking about that today
Don't worry I just go through these spells and this to will pass -- besides I'm not ready to trade in this set of complications just yet for a new set -- I'm actually starting to figure these out why would I want to start over again
I don't have a movie to review -- sadly I was in class last night -- well not so sadly -- but it was one of those days when you just don't want to do anything else -- and I still had to do the class thing.
Oh by the way I have a stack of papers to read and grade now too
oh my life is so much fun -- I used to think having to do a paper was bad -- NOT -- try reading them sometime -- that sucks
anyway enough of that
Has anything happened in my life that would make an interesting entry. Well yes in fact there are plenty the question is which do I write about
Oh I don't know what to write I've actually started several things and then deleted them --not that you would know that but now you do
Oh I thought of something Chicken pie mentioned something about a guy taking "lets rent a movie" as the go ahead for sex later
Well today I received a joke/story about a guy who didn't understand what his wife said -- now there is a theme
What women say -- what a guy hears
Lets rent a movie -- does indeed sound like lets have sex(don't ask me to explain its just the way it works)
What women say -- what a guy hears
Want to go to a movie -- lets have sex
Want to go to a concert -- lets have sex
Want to go anywhere with me -- lets have sex
What women say -- what a guy hears
Hey Honey(other pet name) -- nothing
What women say -- what a guy hears
Hey Honey(same as above)repeated several times -- Still nothing
you get it now right so I can stop repeating this
What women say -- what a guy hears
Dinners ready -- Dinners ready we might have sex later
Can you take out the trash -- If you move I'm going to jam a knife in your eye(same thing for any house work)
Where is the remote -- give me everything you own
I want you to meet my parents -- See if this noose fits
I think we should spend the holiday with my family -- You better marry me soon or I'm going to start seeing your best friend
I want to go out with the girls --I'm going out to find a new guy because you suck
Would you like to watch(insert chick flick)-- come over to my place,watch me cry all night and by the way no sex
You can go out with your buddies -- you step out that door Mister and you are a dead man
We need to talk -- Oh now you've done it
Do you want sex -- we think we are in heaven and just smile
OK enough of that
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guestbook and stuff
Chickenpie
Well sometimes but not often the only one I have near the stereo is on the mantel and I can't see my feet -- let me guess you stood in line from about 4 am to buy the new CD as soon as the stores opened ??? -- No I don't own a CD by them -- well that's not true I have one, no its two -- oh no I'm a fan -- but it is on the shelf next to Marilyn Manson which makes me feel just a bit better about it all
Lobo well that's not true the Guinness thing is OK let me splain -- 1st the Church really doesn't frown on alcohol use -- 2nd Monks invented the stuff to begin with and Finally -- being part Irish its required I think, we might even actually die if we don't drink the stuff -- Yeah I think its still OK at least that's what Father Pat said and he's from Dublin -- hope the party goes well
M To stand in the midst of the silent roar and be awashed in the darkness and to know that all the while it is you
Heidi I'm not sure that Ive ever enjoyed the beatings handed down in rugby nearly as much as being tackle and slammed against the wall by someone who can't seem to keep their hands off you -- or I never really tried to compare the two -- because to think that the 250 post wants to put his hands on me --- eeeww yuck *shudder* that was a path I shouldn't have gone down
invisiblepal so was I invisible or did people know what I looked like ??
OK now I have to get some more work done
Tuesday, July 24, 2001
So I will only bring the anti toxin shots and not the stun grenades and TASER
So its Tuesday -- this is the best thing I can think to say about the day so far. I have been IMing my brother this morning
no the other one
He is doing OK and I will -- most likely be going to see him this weekend -- however with this much notice I smell an ambush could be in the works -- that he might set one up -- this would not be out of character for him -- but is unlikely
So I will only bring the anti toxin shots and not the stun grenades and TASER
OK experiment time -- attempting to create a link in the page so I hope this works
guestbook
So if is does oh yeah and if it doesn't DOH!
this is fun stuff of course I still remember writing a program to convert temperatures which worked eventually but not until I nearly went insane -- or did I don't remember
anyway
So I was watching Stigmata the other day -- not for the first time
I began to wonder if I had finish the priest thing and actually been ordained would I have gotten to do really cool stuff like investigating claims of visions and what not
or
Would I have been stuck in some small parish with an apathetic congregation and the general misinterpretation of those involved enough with the church but only enough to support what they already believe. More likely than not the latter and I would begin to question my own belief and then eventually break some vow and then be damned
*shudder*
OK so maybe not a good place to go -- but I still wonder if I didn't make the wrong choice by not going down that road. I unlike Frost did not pick the road less traveled and I wonder if I am not less of a person for it.
Who knows
So to switch gears completely the weekend was fun -- I didn't have to come into work on Monday -- oh yeah
and I still don't have to work Friday -- oh yeah
and Planet of the ape comes out on Friday - say it with me --
oh yeah
OK enough of the oh yeah stuff -- Oh I got mail
FYI -- Not us -- Mary
That was my mail -- so sad I get these brief little answers back to my very serious inquiries
anyway
Fear factor is so funny -- I don't know that I would do all that stuff or not gag and scream at my sneakers if I ate a sheep eyeball but hey at least they weren't lamb fries -- "Funny Farm"
I think I could eat a lot of things for $50,000.00 I've done something similar to falling 120 feet out of building so no problem - I would have stayed under until I sucked in water -- what they gonna let you die on TV -- hell no and imagine the ratings they would have for the next show -- they would pay extra after that -- well I guess I better get some stuff done
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So guest book and stuff
Monday was a heavy day however I don't have any specific stats on the day other than I was hit a lot -- so thanks if you came by on Monday
sunshine17 thanks for coming in and I'll try to better next year on your b-day
snowgrrl gave me some props in her diary for being a faithful reader
chickenpie ok you got me I even like the stuff when I don't turn the channel -- I have even been know to sing along and practice the moves -- oh i know * hangs head* "Oh the shame of it all" the lets rent a movie is not the only phrase that is translated to something else
invisible pal mentioned me in her d :)
lifelessgirl visited too
yankeebelle where are you? -- hey if you are in Paris hope you are having a great time
no the other one
He is doing OK and I will -- most likely be going to see him this weekend -- however with this much notice I smell an ambush could be in the works -- that he might set one up -- this would not be out of character for him -- but is unlikely
So I will only bring the anti toxin shots and not the stun grenades and TASER
OK experiment time -- attempting to create a link in the page so I hope this works
guestbook
So if is does oh yeah and if it doesn't DOH!
this is fun stuff of course I still remember writing a program to convert temperatures which worked eventually but not until I nearly went insane -- or did I don't remember
anyway
So I was watching Stigmata the other day -- not for the first time
I began to wonder if I had finish the priest thing and actually been ordained would I have gotten to do really cool stuff like investigating claims of visions and what not
or
Would I have been stuck in some small parish with an apathetic congregation and the general misinterpretation of those involved enough with the church but only enough to support what they already believe. More likely than not the latter and I would begin to question my own belief and then eventually break some vow and then be damned
*shudder*
OK so maybe not a good place to go -- but I still wonder if I didn't make the wrong choice by not going down that road. I unlike Frost did not pick the road less traveled and I wonder if I am not less of a person for it.
Who knows
So to switch gears completely the weekend was fun -- I didn't have to come into work on Monday -- oh yeah
and I still don't have to work Friday -- oh yeah
and Planet of the ape comes out on Friday - say it with me --
oh yeah
OK enough of the oh yeah stuff -- Oh I got mail
FYI -- Not us -- Mary
That was my mail -- so sad I get these brief little answers back to my very serious inquiries
anyway
Fear factor is so funny -- I don't know that I would do all that stuff or not gag and scream at my sneakers if I ate a sheep eyeball but hey at least they weren't lamb fries -- "Funny Farm"
I think I could eat a lot of things for $50,000.00 I've done something similar to falling 120 feet out of building so no problem - I would have stayed under until I sucked in water -- what they gonna let you die on TV -- hell no and imagine the ratings they would have for the next show -- they would pay extra after that -- well I guess I better get some stuff done
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So guest book and stuff
Monday was a heavy day however I don't have any specific stats on the day other than I was hit a lot -- so thanks if you came by on Monday
sunshine17 thanks for coming in and I'll try to better next year on your b-day
snowgrrl gave me some props in her diary for being a faithful reader
chickenpie ok you got me I even like the stuff when I don't turn the channel -- I have even been know to sing along and practice the moves -- oh i know * hangs head* "Oh the shame of it all" the lets rent a movie is not the only phrase that is translated to something else
invisible pal mentioned me in her d :)
lifelessgirl visited too
yankeebelle where are you? -- hey if you are in Paris hope you are having a great time
Sunday, July 22, 2001
Well Tommy, Pete and Delmer here just got baptized and saved , looks like I'm the only one not affiliated
OK I know its a Sunday and what the hell is invisible don doing on this thing on a Sunday -- well it's not because I have the Internet at home yet
yes I know this is a sad bit of news
But I was working on my computer class -- or more to the point mapping out how I'm going to put the thing on line. Well then I thought before I go I will check this place out d-land and maybe add an entry
As you can see I decided to do just that
So without further ado my normal routine
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Guest book and stuff
Stats -- well its mostly numbers and junk but I did get a google hit again Google tip -- put some kind of curse word in the title -- IE Flemish Curse words --you'll get some hits not a flood but some
OK guest book
Chickenpie yes I'm sure there are worse things you could be -- but I won't hold the nsync thing against you they are actually not too bad -- mind you I don't own a CD -- they are just on the TV sometimes and *hangs head* I -- I don't turn the channel
lifelessgirl I'm sure I had that once its just maddening -- but I'm sorry to hear that you know my brother
Lobo hey let me know what stocks you buy and I can enjoy the benefits of both our drink not think plans -- hell maybe we can try to get everyone in dland to buy one bottle of something a week -- oh man we'd be rich rich I tell you -- sorry I'm OK now -- and the brother thing -- the other one and I are fine with no gift exchange thing we just call each other on the b-days -- he just forgets when mine is and then calls a month later or so
allie I like the one with black wings -- and thanks
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So I saw O brother where art thou
that is a good movie and being more or less familiar with Homer it was all the more interesting
and even if it wasn't George singing he is fun to watch pretending to do it
I am a man of constant sorrow
I've known trouble all my days
I left my home in ol' Kentucky
the place where I was born and raised
I'm going to get the CD just for that song alone -- I wasn't born in Kentucky its the song -- anyway I really enjoyed that movie and plan to enjoy the CD even more
Well that's about it for this Sunday I really do need to get back to work on my class thing -- i need to write a final exam for my summer class too -- should they have to write an essay or not hmmmm
hell no i don't want to read one from 20 students Well I'm off tomorrow so see you Tuesday
yes I know this is a sad bit of news
But I was working on my computer class -- or more to the point mapping out how I'm going to put the thing on line. Well then I thought before I go I will check this place out d-land and maybe add an entry
As you can see I decided to do just that
So without further ado my normal routine
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Guest book and stuff
Stats -- well its mostly numbers and junk but I did get a google hit again Google tip -- put some kind of curse word in the title -- IE Flemish Curse words --you'll get some hits not a flood but some
OK guest book
Chickenpie yes I'm sure there are worse things you could be -- but I won't hold the nsync thing against you they are actually not too bad -- mind you I don't own a CD -- they are just on the TV sometimes and *hangs head* I -- I don't turn the channel
lifelessgirl I'm sure I had that once its just maddening -- but I'm sorry to hear that you know my brother
Lobo hey let me know what stocks you buy and I can enjoy the benefits of both our drink not think plans -- hell maybe we can try to get everyone in dland to buy one bottle of something a week -- oh man we'd be rich rich I tell you -- sorry I'm OK now -- and the brother thing -- the other one and I are fine with no gift exchange thing we just call each other on the b-days -- he just forgets when mine is and then calls a month later or so
allie I like the one with black wings -- and thanks
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So I saw O brother where art thou
that is a good movie and being more or less familiar with Homer it was all the more interesting
and even if it wasn't George singing he is fun to watch pretending to do it
I am a man of constant sorrow
I've known trouble all my days
I left my home in ol' Kentucky
the place where I was born and raised
I'm going to get the CD just for that song alone -- I wasn't born in Kentucky its the song -- anyway I really enjoyed that movie and plan to enjoy the CD even more
Well that's about it for this Sunday I really do need to get back to work on my class thing -- i need to write a final exam for my summer class too -- should they have to write an essay or not hmmmm
hell no i don't want to read one from 20 students Well I'm off tomorrow so see you Tuesday
Thursday, July 19, 2001
My cheering subjects below my fifth story office window
So I saw the wedding planner last night
Wasn't that predictable -- like that ever happens life is just not that sugar coated - it was funny but you just knew that they were going to end up together
Lets have unpredictable endings in movies -- you know that stuff that you didn't figure out
Like in the 6th sense -- I'm sure there are a lot of people who saw right through it but I didn't and I liked that i was surprised at the end
However if people don't like the ending to movies the critics trash the whole movie -- like in To live and die in LA -- the good guy dies and nobody likes it -- Hell good guys die, so do the bad guys but we want everything to work out all good
I think I even fell prey to my own complaint in a previous entry when I mentioned the ending to pay it forward sucked -- so I'm as guilty as everyone else -- so I'll just shut up now and talk about something else
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Guest book and stuff
Davelobo21 -- sorry about the in-laws but if you do plan on adopting the drink not think plan buy stock in whatever booze you decide to medicate yourself with in the end it will start to pay for itself with the returns on the shares
stat stuff -- all my faithful readers visit = invisible don is a happy boy -- see it doesn't take much to make me happy
a bunch of number things came up &
shawcable
mediaone
sticnet
blazenet
swbell
dauunet
primenet
brokentoy
a link from unclebob's page
OH and I still have that notify list in case you don't want to list me as a favorite but you like to read my....... well you like to read the crap I type into this -- oh and sorry about all the playing around yesterday -- I'm still trying to figure out how I want the thing to look
OK I'm done with my shameless self promotion
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Tomorrow is my brothers b-day
no the other one
I suppose I should explain why my brothers are called the peacemaker and the other one
Well the peacemaker is fairly self-explanatory -- no matter the situation he tries to make peace or more to the point if you are mad at the parental units you are wrong and he attempts to get you to forget about it and tell the units its OK for them to crap all over you it was probably my own fault anyway. Yeah right -- but that's what he does.
the other one -- he is the youngest and all that goes with the youngest sibling thing -- we get along but aren't close but we aren't distant either oh and I'm the oldest of the three of us too in case you were wondering -- anyway he is the otherone because anytime I am actually in a conversation with anyone and I would be telling some anecdote about my life and would include something about a brother so I say something like "so my brother and I were..." and whoever it is that I'm talking to says "the peacemaker" and I say "no the other one" so hes the other one
anyway it's his birthday tomorrow -- I haven't gotten him anything and I don't think I'm going to -- I'm not mad at him or anything but how long do you keep getting birthday presents for people I'll call him and say happy day dude or something like that -- that's what he gets for me but he calls like a month late but that's not here nor there
Maybe I am such a horrible rotten thoughtless person who dashes peoples emotions and feelings on the rock shores -- which reminds me no one laid claim to the King of the Bastards title so I guess I have to keep it -- long live the king vive la Bastard vive la Bastard vive la Bastard -- you can just see the throngs of people outside my window chanting can't you. Well with that happy note and my cheering subjects below my fifth story office window I must depart for another weekend -- I have Monday off too ha four day weekend I'm not going to do anything but I have four days off in a row and I'm going to stay out of trouble. I hope
Wasn't that predictable -- like that ever happens life is just not that sugar coated - it was funny but you just knew that they were going to end up together
Lets have unpredictable endings in movies -- you know that stuff that you didn't figure out
Like in the 6th sense -- I'm sure there are a lot of people who saw right through it but I didn't and I liked that i was surprised at the end
However if people don't like the ending to movies the critics trash the whole movie -- like in To live and die in LA -- the good guy dies and nobody likes it -- Hell good guys die, so do the bad guys but we want everything to work out all good
I think I even fell prey to my own complaint in a previous entry when I mentioned the ending to pay it forward sucked -- so I'm as guilty as everyone else -- so I'll just shut up now and talk about something else
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Guest book and stuff
Davelobo21 -- sorry about the in-laws but if you do plan on adopting the drink not think plan buy stock in whatever booze you decide to medicate yourself with in the end it will start to pay for itself with the returns on the shares
stat stuff -- all my faithful readers visit = invisible don is a happy boy -- see it doesn't take much to make me happy
a bunch of number things came up &
shawcable
mediaone
sticnet
blazenet
swbell
dauunet
primenet
brokentoy
a link from unclebob's page
OH and I still have that notify list in case you don't want to list me as a favorite but you like to read my....... well you like to read the crap I type into this -- oh and sorry about all the playing around yesterday -- I'm still trying to figure out how I want the thing to look
OK I'm done with my shameless self promotion
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Tomorrow is my brothers b-day
no the other one
I suppose I should explain why my brothers are called the peacemaker and the other one
Well the peacemaker is fairly self-explanatory -- no matter the situation he tries to make peace or more to the point if you are mad at the parental units you are wrong and he attempts to get you to forget about it and tell the units its OK for them to crap all over you it was probably my own fault anyway. Yeah right -- but that's what he does.
the other one -- he is the youngest and all that goes with the youngest sibling thing -- we get along but aren't close but we aren't distant either oh and I'm the oldest of the three of us too in case you were wondering -- anyway he is the otherone because anytime I am actually in a conversation with anyone and I would be telling some anecdote about my life and would include something about a brother so I say something like "so my brother and I were..." and whoever it is that I'm talking to says "the peacemaker" and I say "no the other one" so hes the other one
anyway it's his birthday tomorrow -- I haven't gotten him anything and I don't think I'm going to -- I'm not mad at him or anything but how long do you keep getting birthday presents for people I'll call him and say happy day dude or something like that -- that's what he gets for me but he calls like a month late but that's not here nor there
Maybe I am such a horrible rotten thoughtless person who dashes peoples emotions and feelings on the rock shores -- which reminds me no one laid claim to the King of the Bastards title so I guess I have to keep it -- long live the king vive la Bastard vive la Bastard vive la Bastard -- you can just see the throngs of people outside my window chanting can't you. Well with that happy note and my cheering subjects below my fifth story office window I must depart for another weekend -- I have Monday off too ha four day weekend I'm not going to do anything but I have four days off in a row and I'm going to stay out of trouble. I hope
Wednesday, July 18, 2001
Don't worry, I'm fine
So my drink not think plan regarding the shambles of my family life is not a good plan, for several reasons. I'll get to those later.
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But first
a song and dance -- no I'm kidding I wouldn't wish that malediction on the devil himself -- yes it's that bad
Guestbook and stuff
sternchen visited
someone from Sprint
sdca ???
and my regular readers -- all of you guys & girls, are the cream in my coffee -- the apple in my pie, the cheese on my pizza -- well you get the picture I like it a lot that you all come by and read my ramble, dribble, rants, and other stupid stuff. Thanks
YankeeBelle -- yes I can relate and that has happened to me more times then I can count -- but the bright side is no one tries to take food from you
Heidi -- I think I've seen you guys on the TV -- you know there are so many people at those games -- I played Rugby in college but I still went to the football games to taunt the players when they did badly that was fun -- ah the good ol' college days
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OK the drink not think plan
Its just not a good idea
1. Cost -- liquor is expensive
2. Sleep -- well it isn't as restful when your body is working to burn up booze while your sleeping
3. Dehydration -- well it seems paradoxical but its not the more booze you suck in the less water that the body has for other stuff I know this but do I counteract this -- no -- why -- I don't know I'm drinking
4. Brain cells -- you need them and well they don't exactly play well with your "old grand dad" or any of his pals Johnny Walker, Bud Wiser, Jose Cuervo, Lord Calvert, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Sir Aurther Guinness, and Captain Morgan. I'm telling you these guys just hate brain cells -- who knows why but they kick the hell out of them every time they get together
5. Screaming at your sneakers -- the ol' techno colour yawn -- no it didn't and hasn't in a long time -- I know when to say when --I just need to come up with a new plan
Something like this
They call and say "Hello"
I say "Goodbye" or say "Has anyone ever done this to you before" and then hang up
I think that would be a much better plan and not cost a much hmmm why didn't I think of that earlier
Oh that's right my original plan drink not think -- its just a bad idea -- I'm sure many of you are beginning to wonder if I am in serious need of some AA meetings
No
I like coffee and cigarettes but not that much -- Have you ever been to one of those meetings. Man it's like oh ok lets give up one addiction and pick up two
Some of my clients, when I was a social worker, were court ordered to those meetings -- You might think the judge takes them because he says they have to go
-- nope some sorry bleeding heart social worker drags their formerly drunk asses to the caffine and nicotine fix in the basement of the local church --
now there is some thing to say ironic about -- we'll help you trade sins these wont get you in to hell as fast
Ok I need to play nice -- oh the effects of my family are just toxic they bring out the very worst in me after having been exposed to them -- I wonder if the chemical warfare gear I used to have would help subdue the effects -- hang on Mom I need to get the NBC gear on (NBC being nuclear, biological, and chemical)
Well I guess I should get some work done and don't worry, I'm fine
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But first
a song and dance -- no I'm kidding I wouldn't wish that malediction on the devil himself -- yes it's that bad
Guestbook and stuff
sternchen visited
someone from Sprint
sdca ???
and my regular readers -- all of you guys & girls, are the cream in my coffee -- the apple in my pie, the cheese on my pizza -- well you get the picture I like it a lot that you all come by and read my ramble, dribble, rants, and other stupid stuff. Thanks
YankeeBelle -- yes I can relate and that has happened to me more times then I can count -- but the bright side is no one tries to take food from you
Heidi -- I think I've seen you guys on the TV -- you know there are so many people at those games -- I played Rugby in college but I still went to the football games to taunt the players when they did badly that was fun -- ah the good ol' college days
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OK the drink not think plan
Its just not a good idea
1. Cost -- liquor is expensive
2. Sleep -- well it isn't as restful when your body is working to burn up booze while your sleeping
3. Dehydration -- well it seems paradoxical but its not the more booze you suck in the less water that the body has for other stuff I know this but do I counteract this -- no -- why -- I don't know I'm drinking
4. Brain cells -- you need them and well they don't exactly play well with your "old grand dad" or any of his pals Johnny Walker, Bud Wiser, Jose Cuervo, Lord Calvert, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Sir Aurther Guinness, and Captain Morgan. I'm telling you these guys just hate brain cells -- who knows why but they kick the hell out of them every time they get together
5. Screaming at your sneakers -- the ol' techno colour yawn -- no it didn't and hasn't in a long time -- I know when to say when --I just need to come up with a new plan
Something like this
They call and say "Hello"
I say "Goodbye" or say "Has anyone ever done this to you before" and then hang up
I think that would be a much better plan and not cost a much hmmm why didn't I think of that earlier
Oh that's right my original plan drink not think -- its just a bad idea -- I'm sure many of you are beginning to wonder if I am in serious need of some AA meetings
No
I like coffee and cigarettes but not that much -- Have you ever been to one of those meetings. Man it's like oh ok lets give up one addiction and pick up two
Some of my clients, when I was a social worker, were court ordered to those meetings -- You might think the judge takes them because he says they have to go
-- nope some sorry bleeding heart social worker drags their formerly drunk asses to the caffine and nicotine fix in the basement of the local church --
now there is some thing to say ironic about -- we'll help you trade sins these wont get you in to hell as fast
Ok I need to play nice -- oh the effects of my family are just toxic they bring out the very worst in me after having been exposed to them -- I wonder if the chemical warfare gear I used to have would help subdue the effects -- hang on Mom I need to get the NBC gear on (NBC being nuclear, biological, and chemical)
Well I guess I should get some work done and don't worry, I'm fine
Tuesday, July 17, 2001
Oh my god there is country music on the radio again... (ARGH)
OH Happy Tuesday
I wasn't able to sleep very much last night -- I am still apparently "King of the Bastards" this time the confirmation came not from my brother the peace maker but from my father -- more on that later I doubt you want to hear about my dysfunctional life with the FAM. so I'll skip that until I'm feeling a bit more like opening some doors that have been closed for a very long time.
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Guest book and stuff
Lakefield -- not sure where that is but hey
Cleveland again -- man I love Cleveland
BCtel -- would that be British Columbia -- I love it there too
Sappygurl -- visited but didn't sign
HeidiFierce -- Well I'm not known for doing the advisable but then again I don't walk around too much in my nice quiet residential neighborhood either -- do you go to Temple?
Allie -- hey thanks for coming by again and I will sincerely try to stay out of trouble
Chickenpie & invisiblepal just 'cause I know you guys visited from the stat screen -- you guys (gals) are my most loyal readers -- I guess I should give you guys a gold star or something -- I'll see what I can do
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OK as promised why I am invisible
or
how I came to be invisible
by
Invisible Don
MS. Amrhines class (she was actually a teacher of mine 3rd grade to be exact)
The thing is that I have been invisible as long as I can remember Here is some proof of my invisibility
My aunt (who has passed away) said no one ever picked me up as a child -- I'm not sure why she told me this but she did, so apparently I was born invisible
at age 5 I was standing on a side walk and was run over by a motorcycle -- yes actually run over by a motorcycle -- that was a rather fun summer being wheeled to picnics and things and then sitting by myself away from everyone and no one coming over to talk to me
at age 7 I missed several weeks of school for something or other -- i was sick I'm sure -- no one noticed not even the teachers -- report card said no days missed and I know I missed like 15 or so
at age 10 I'm sitting in the middle of a family gathering and everyone is talking about me like I'm not there -- kinda like in A Christmas Carol except I wasn't being toted hither and fro by some spirit
at age 16 while working at a state park -- then Governor now US Senator Jay Rockefeller stepped on me or knocked me down not once, not twice but five separate times in completely different areas of the hall he was in for his meetings.
Then two weeks later his opponent the former Governor Arch Moore -- did the same thing
I was able to avoid detection in the military -- but it really came in rather helpful there so I can't complain
In college it allowed me to keep a focus on my studies and graduate early and with honors
Now I just am sort of used to people not seeing me that I don't even think about it much
anymore.
I didn't start referring to myself as invisible until about a year ago when ozz and I were discussing the movie Clerks -- and the comparison between myself and Kevin Smiths character Silent Bob was made so I said but I'm more like invisible don and I have used the handle ever since. So that's it
I think I need that Paul Harvey guy to say "now you know ...........the rest of the story"
I wasn't able to sleep very much last night -- I am still apparently "King of the Bastards" this time the confirmation came not from my brother the peace maker but from my father -- more on that later I doubt you want to hear about my dysfunctional life with the FAM. so I'll skip that until I'm feeling a bit more like opening some doors that have been closed for a very long time.
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Guest book and stuff
Lakefield -- not sure where that is but hey
Cleveland again -- man I love Cleveland
BCtel -- would that be British Columbia -- I love it there too
Sappygurl -- visited but didn't sign
HeidiFierce -- Well I'm not known for doing the advisable but then again I don't walk around too much in my nice quiet residential neighborhood either -- do you go to Temple?
Allie -- hey thanks for coming by again and I will sincerely try to stay out of trouble
Chickenpie & invisiblepal just 'cause I know you guys visited from the stat screen -- you guys (gals) are my most loyal readers -- I guess I should give you guys a gold star or something -- I'll see what I can do
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OK as promised why I am invisible
or
how I came to be invisible
by
Invisible Don
MS. Amrhines class (she was actually a teacher of mine 3rd grade to be exact)
The thing is that I have been invisible as long as I can remember Here is some proof of my invisibility
My aunt (who has passed away) said no one ever picked me up as a child -- I'm not sure why she told me this but she did, so apparently I was born invisible
at age 5 I was standing on a side walk and was run over by a motorcycle -- yes actually run over by a motorcycle -- that was a rather fun summer being wheeled to picnics and things and then sitting by myself away from everyone and no one coming over to talk to me
at age 7 I missed several weeks of school for something or other -- i was sick I'm sure -- no one noticed not even the teachers -- report card said no days missed and I know I missed like 15 or so
at age 10 I'm sitting in the middle of a family gathering and everyone is talking about me like I'm not there -- kinda like in A Christmas Carol except I wasn't being toted hither and fro by some spirit
at age 16 while working at a state park -- then Governor now US Senator Jay Rockefeller stepped on me or knocked me down not once, not twice but five separate times in completely different areas of the hall he was in for his meetings.
Then two weeks later his opponent the former Governor Arch Moore -- did the same thing
I was able to avoid detection in the military -- but it really came in rather helpful there so I can't complain
In college it allowed me to keep a focus on my studies and graduate early and with honors
Now I just am sort of used to people not seeing me that I don't even think about it much
anymore.
I didn't start referring to myself as invisible until about a year ago when ozz and I were discussing the movie Clerks -- and the comparison between myself and Kevin Smiths character Silent Bob was made so I said but I'm more like invisible don and I have used the handle ever since. So that's it
I think I need that Paul Harvey guy to say "now you know ...........the rest of the story"
Monday, July 16, 2001
I showed up at the wrong party one day
Well I survived yet another weekend
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Guest book and stuff
Chicken pie -- I know the rest of that little poem --
sorry about the surfer guy too
Heidi -- is the punching bag everlast? But remind me not to hang out on street corners in your neighborhood I really don't like getting a Beat down front of my crew. :)
Allie -- hey I'm good! how are you? oh and no problem on the guest book thingy thanks for the return
Emberly17 -- hey -- I haven't stopped by yet so I'll reserve my right to make a statement after the prosecution closes on the case
oh and I'm over 1000 guests visitors and what not and have 12 fave listings -- I am happy -- I am just so easily entertained its not even funny -- oh well keeping my sites low allows me to hit the mark more often then not --
of course you fall down a lot too but that's neither here nor there -- well actually it is sort or right there where your nose is on the ground and a pool of blood is forming right there --- yikes
Sorry I get going on something and then I just lose track of what I'm doing -- which is the secret to flying
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OK the weekend
One of the friends was having a Birthday party -- fortunately it also happened to be her birthday too
I went along with several other people
Well long and short -- I still don't have that much in common with any of my friends -- and I'm not sure how it is that I ended up in the circle I'm in right now
I think I showed up at the wrong party one day and I just sort of was picked up by this group --
which is odd too because I have a very odd reputation among the group....it seems that I have very little or few morals, but they all call me the priest -- I know it gets odder still
I have supposedly had knowledge of all the women in the group and undoubtedly if a new female person comes to some function --at the next one someone will be mad as hell at me for having knowledge of the new person -- which is entirely not true --
but it happens every single time -- My friend J thinks its funny as all get out which is good because I was rumored to have been with his wife too -- not true
Anyway that was Friday the 13th
Saturday the 14th
I pulled up some more old concrete to make way for the new driveway and then rented Snatch -- I like it but -- the nicknames were especially interesting --
I have an idea for a movie I wonder if I started dating Helen Hunt if I could get the thing made -- I know shes not as wealthy as Madonna --but her Dad's a director and she's has an Oscar --
so you know I could get this thing to film --If they will make Dude where's my car they will make anything you just have to know the right person
Sunday the 15th
I got up drank coffee,
watched HGTV, --Norm has mad skills on the wood working stuff
-- then I ate cold Pizza
-- worked on my class stuff
-- helped the neighbor guy --no not that one -- neighbor guy lives on the other side of the street
anyway
Neighbor guy had moved his kids play set and then needed help moving it back into the new area he built for it -- so I help which I like doing (king of the bastards my ass) --then we talk about guy stuff for awhile until neighbor guy's wife comes out and says Hi then looks at hubby and then he says see ya I gotta go now - I say OK see you around and wander back across the street -- neighbor guy was back out in the yard working again a few minutes later -- I guess all the guy talk was keeping him from the honey do list
--oh well so I went back to my place and continued reading the Sunday paper on my porch
-- I don't have to buy the paper -- the other neighbor guy -- yes the gay one -- has a paper route and he gives it to the people between his house and mine then I get it around 3 or so -- yesterday it was around 5 or so
--then I went in and watched VH1 for a minute no videos -- they are getting about as bad as MTV and I'm not calling the cable guys and saying I want MTV 2 I did it once in the 80's and now they broke the deal
-- then I did something else and then read and went to sleep
-- only to get up on Monday and come in to work but I get to do this so its all good
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Guest book and stuff
Chicken pie -- I know the rest of that little poem --
sorry about the surfer guy too
Heidi -- is the punching bag everlast? But remind me not to hang out on street corners in your neighborhood I really don't like getting a Beat down front of my crew. :)
Allie -- hey I'm good! how are you? oh and no problem on the guest book thingy thanks for the return
Emberly17 -- hey -- I haven't stopped by yet so I'll reserve my right to make a statement after the prosecution closes on the case
oh and I'm over 1000 guests visitors and what not and have 12 fave listings -- I am happy -- I am just so easily entertained its not even funny -- oh well keeping my sites low allows me to hit the mark more often then not --
of course you fall down a lot too but that's neither here nor there -- well actually it is sort or right there where your nose is on the ground and a pool of blood is forming right there --- yikes
Sorry I get going on something and then I just lose track of what I'm doing -- which is the secret to flying
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OK the weekend
One of the friends was having a Birthday party -- fortunately it also happened to be her birthday too
I went along with several other people
Well long and short -- I still don't have that much in common with any of my friends -- and I'm not sure how it is that I ended up in the circle I'm in right now
I think I showed up at the wrong party one day and I just sort of was picked up by this group --
which is odd too because I have a very odd reputation among the group....it seems that I have very little or few morals, but they all call me the priest -- I know it gets odder still
I have supposedly had knowledge of all the women in the group and undoubtedly if a new female person comes to some function --at the next one someone will be mad as hell at me for having knowledge of the new person -- which is entirely not true --
but it happens every single time -- My friend J thinks its funny as all get out which is good because I was rumored to have been with his wife too -- not true
Anyway that was Friday the 13th
Saturday the 14th
I pulled up some more old concrete to make way for the new driveway and then rented Snatch -- I like it but -- the nicknames were especially interesting --
I have an idea for a movie I wonder if I started dating Helen Hunt if I could get the thing made -- I know shes not as wealthy as Madonna --but her Dad's a director and she's has an Oscar --
so you know I could get this thing to film --If they will make Dude where's my car they will make anything you just have to know the right person
Sunday the 15th
I got up drank coffee,
watched HGTV, --Norm has mad skills on the wood working stuff
-- then I ate cold Pizza
-- worked on my class stuff
-- helped the neighbor guy --no not that one -- neighbor guy lives on the other side of the street
anyway
Neighbor guy had moved his kids play set and then needed help moving it back into the new area he built for it -- so I help which I like doing (king of the bastards my ass) --then we talk about guy stuff for awhile until neighbor guy's wife comes out and says Hi then looks at hubby and then he says see ya I gotta go now - I say OK see you around and wander back across the street -- neighbor guy was back out in the yard working again a few minutes later -- I guess all the guy talk was keeping him from the honey do list
--oh well so I went back to my place and continued reading the Sunday paper on my porch
-- I don't have to buy the paper -- the other neighbor guy -- yes the gay one -- has a paper route and he gives it to the people between his house and mine then I get it around 3 or so -- yesterday it was around 5 or so
--then I went in and watched VH1 for a minute no videos -- they are getting about as bad as MTV and I'm not calling the cable guys and saying I want MTV 2 I did it once in the 80's and now they broke the deal
-- then I did something else and then read and went to sleep
-- only to get up on Monday and come in to work but I get to do this so its all good
Thursday, July 12, 2001
Take that superstar rock band guy
So it is the last day of the week for me again man does time fly or in the immortal words of Groucho Marx time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.(LOL)
Alright its not funny but ...Well its just not that funny but I like it.
The thing from the last entry is actually the name of a sumo wrestler Kaio -- he won the emperors cup back in March -- in case you were wondering if I had lost my mind -- I have but just so you know
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Guestbook and Stuff -- OK since this one is rather long I put it at the end so if you just came to see your name jump down to the bottom and look for the guestbook thingy again I'll change the colour 'cause I know how to do that -- yippee for me
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OK so the weekend is fast approaching for me and I am so looking forward to it
Why you ask
I don't know I'm not going to do anything fun but hey its not work
Yikes the country western station somehow found its way onto the radio brb
OK much better now I have the local rock radio station on Z101 they are alright and play good music a play list ... sure , but who doesn't have one now -- but man the afternoon DJ is a dumbass I can't stand him I turn him off nearly every time he speaks especially at 4:20 and he knows why and if you hear him it is just this horrible shrieking noise that he thinks is soooooo coooooooool -- well its not its just annoying noise and it sucks so stop it -- OK -- and Gardener said so too in case you read this
OK enough of that
So I've been getting up in the mornings now at 4am to workout the treadmill makes too much noise and I can't hear the TV or the radio without blasting it way up load and I think the neighbors might not like to hear Nine Inch Nails playing that loud at 4am I don't mind it but they might -- I'm making myself listen to them again -- for a while I couldn't
Why
Well I was seeing this girl -- really nice ...anyway -- yes it was the one that hated the anyway thing--
anyway she had tickets to go to see nine inch nails and I couldn't go because of some thing or another -- well long story short she ended up getting back stage and then she slept with the drummer -- seriously -- well they actually started dating for awhile -- so I quit listening to the band -- I showed them huh -- hey he got the message and hasn't taken anymore of my dates away -- take that superstar rock band guy. Yeah.
I think I'm going to take off early today I have a ton of things to do from my class and a quiz to write and all that jazz but I needed to do this and get a few things done around here from the monster but then I'll be free for the weekend -- I think I'll be hooked up at home soon with the digital Internet.
I know it will be so cool
Well I guess that about all for now hope every one has a great weekend and plays well with others
now stay tuned for the guest book stuff below
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guestbook and stuff
From the stats some of you may have signed some of you did not -- You know how happy I get when people write me -- I just can hardly contain myself.
brokentoy,invisibleink, ronni, ozz, throcky,lostfaith, and deadgurls all visited --Thanks
also maine, shawcable, uswest,cache register, socal, telisp, philly, blazenet, bellsouth, spider, and Temple University edu all had hits here -- thanks
Sign ins
Perdufoi -- oh well next time you'll know to follow her around on her nature walks and take a camera -- did you guys go to the movie last night -- i went to see Tomb Raider -- not great buy hey it's lara croft
Heidi Fierce Yes I am most spectacularly happy now and you're right I wish I did and I really want the action figure -- I would probably spend to much on all the accessories though.
Sunshine17 -- now see someone who knows how to treat a diary owner with a guestbook -- you don't have to sign in every time you come but its nice to know when new people visit -- oh and thanks for the comment on my rambles
lifelessgirl -- oh I really like raspberries I wish I could have some -- the stains are a pain but you can always deny that you were eating them it works for William Carlos Williams -- I don't remember what the fruit was, plums maybe -- thanks and you take care too
nic -- hey thanks for thinking that people would actually buy what I write -- hey maybe that's a way to pay of these student loans
invisible pal -- next week I'm sure I will have something on the invisible thing -- so your class sound fun I need to take one rather than just teach them
Chicken pie -- her she comes to save the day -- I know you signed the other day but I couldn't help myself -- I know I like seeing my name all over the place but that's just me you besides being King of the Bastards apparently I'm also ego maniacal again according to the peacemaker -- but I don't think I am.
OK I'm gone now (its the invisible thing I like to tell people when I leave so they can talk about me without worrying that I'm still there)
Alright its not funny but ...Well its just not that funny but I like it.
The thing from the last entry is actually the name of a sumo wrestler Kaio -- he won the emperors cup back in March -- in case you were wondering if I had lost my mind -- I have but just so you know
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Guestbook and Stuff -- OK since this one is rather long I put it at the end so if you just came to see your name jump down to the bottom and look for the guestbook thingy again I'll change the colour 'cause I know how to do that -- yippee for me
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OK so the weekend is fast approaching for me and I am so looking forward to it
Why you ask
I don't know I'm not going to do anything fun but hey its not work
Yikes the country western station somehow found its way onto the radio brb
OK much better now I have the local rock radio station on Z101 they are alright and play good music a play list ... sure , but who doesn't have one now -- but man the afternoon DJ is a dumbass I can't stand him I turn him off nearly every time he speaks especially at 4:20 and he knows why and if you hear him it is just this horrible shrieking noise that he thinks is soooooo coooooooool -- well its not its just annoying noise and it sucks so stop it -- OK -- and Gardener said so too in case you read this
OK enough of that
So I've been getting up in the mornings now at 4am to workout the treadmill makes too much noise and I can't hear the TV or the radio without blasting it way up load and I think the neighbors might not like to hear Nine Inch Nails playing that loud at 4am I don't mind it but they might -- I'm making myself listen to them again -- for a while I couldn't
Why
Well I was seeing this girl -- really nice ...anyway -- yes it was the one that hated the anyway thing--
anyway she had tickets to go to see nine inch nails and I couldn't go because of some thing or another -- well long story short she ended up getting back stage and then she slept with the drummer -- seriously -- well they actually started dating for awhile -- so I quit listening to the band -- I showed them huh -- hey he got the message and hasn't taken anymore of my dates away -- take that superstar rock band guy. Yeah.
I think I'm going to take off early today I have a ton of things to do from my class and a quiz to write and all that jazz but I needed to do this and get a few things done around here from the monster but then I'll be free for the weekend -- I think I'll be hooked up at home soon with the digital Internet.
I know it will be so cool
Well I guess that about all for now hope every one has a great weekend and plays well with others
now stay tuned for the guest book stuff below
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guestbook and stuff
From the stats some of you may have signed some of you did not -- You know how happy I get when people write me -- I just can hardly contain myself.
brokentoy,invisibleink, ronni, ozz, throcky,lostfaith, and deadgurls all visited --Thanks
also maine, shawcable, uswest,cache register, socal, telisp, philly, blazenet, bellsouth, spider, and Temple University edu all had hits here -- thanks
Sign ins
Perdufoi -- oh well next time you'll know to follow her around on her nature walks and take a camera -- did you guys go to the movie last night -- i went to see Tomb Raider -- not great buy hey it's lara croft
Heidi Fierce Yes I am most spectacularly happy now and you're right I wish I did and I really want the action figure -- I would probably spend to much on all the accessories though.
Sunshine17 -- now see someone who knows how to treat a diary owner with a guestbook -- you don't have to sign in every time you come but its nice to know when new people visit -- oh and thanks for the comment on my rambles
lifelessgirl -- oh I really like raspberries I wish I could have some -- the stains are a pain but you can always deny that you were eating them it works for William Carlos Williams -- I don't remember what the fruit was, plums maybe -- thanks and you take care too
nic -- hey thanks for thinking that people would actually buy what I write -- hey maybe that's a way to pay of these student loans
invisible pal -- next week I'm sure I will have something on the invisible thing -- so your class sound fun I need to take one rather than just teach them
Chicken pie -- her she comes to save the day -- I know you signed the other day but I couldn't help myself -- I know I like seeing my name all over the place but that's just me you besides being King of the Bastards apparently I'm also ego maniacal again according to the peacemaker -- but I don't think I am.
OK I'm gone now (its the invisible thing I like to tell people when I leave so they can talk about me without worrying that I'm still there)
Wednesday, July 11, 2001
I fell in love with a girl at the Rock show
I have people signing my guest book again *GRINS*
I swear I'm so easily amused
Which is good because I would simply good stark raving mad if I weren't easily entertained.
anyway enough of me being simple.
Guestbook & stuff
First stuff from the stats -- UK, philly, and Salt lake city all checked in with the curious other onlookers with numbers and dashes and other things I don't understand.
Google tip -- title something curse words in some language IE "Russian curse words" -- you'll get some hits -- I've gotten about 15 or so just on that phrase -- I mean if you are interested in that kinda thing .
Several people came from Uncle Bob's diary o'chuckles -- he is funny
several of the places I visited -- visited me but didn't leave a note -- how rude
Heidi fierce signed twice - thanks -- hmmm I'm not sure why -- I'll get back to you on that
Chicken Pie -- the ever faithful always signing in here and there -- I hope you do watch chicken run and you look better than a melted Tupperware thing
Invisible pal -- I know you didn't sign or anything but I still have to do the why I'm invisible thing -- I still remember but it won't be today
OK now back to my pathetic life
Well not exactly pathetic but nearly there -- I took a month long break from reading anything -- I just didn't pick up a non-work related book at all -- and I was rather disappointed with myself for that -- I still read things for me even in grad school but now i have let work become the driving and defining thing in my life which is no way to be.
I am slowly getting it into my head that no matter how hard you work for someone
and no matter how many good things you do -- you are always replaceable
-- just like that -- so to hell with the company and to hell with sucking up to the boss and all that office nice nice stuff
I own me and not the other way around -- I'll get to that pile of stuff when I want to -- you want it sooner get it to my desk in a timely manner and not hold onto it for two weeks and then give it to me a day before you need the thing back -- two weeks ago I would have said hey no problem I'll shoot this right back to you in a day or two -- but cram it down my throat because you have a deadline now - I think not thank you very much I'm not your toady, flunky, etc.
OK I'm done now I had to rant about work for a bit
Alright I rant really well -- or at least I ranted some -- now I have to tuck my tail and start working on the monster -- the large pile of stuff -- so i can get my piece of paper this Friday -- oh no its number 13 of 24 is that unlucky or is just this Friday -- ironic though 13th pay period and its Friday the 13th *shudder* Someone pass the holy water and a rabbits foot, i have a four leaf clover I'll share with you
I swear I'm so easily amused
Which is good because I would simply good stark raving mad if I weren't easily entertained.
anyway enough of me being simple.
Guestbook & stuff
First stuff from the stats -- UK, philly, and Salt lake city all checked in with the curious other onlookers with numbers and dashes and other things I don't understand.
Google tip -- title something curse words in some language IE "Russian curse words" -- you'll get some hits -- I've gotten about 15 or so just on that phrase -- I mean if you are interested in that kinda thing .
Several people came from Uncle Bob's diary o'chuckles -- he is funny
several of the places I visited -- visited me but didn't leave a note -- how rude
Heidi fierce signed twice - thanks -- hmmm I'm not sure why -- I'll get back to you on that
Chicken Pie -- the ever faithful always signing in here and there -- I hope you do watch chicken run and you look better than a melted Tupperware thing
Invisible pal -- I know you didn't sign or anything but I still have to do the why I'm invisible thing -- I still remember but it won't be today
OK now back to my pathetic life
Well not exactly pathetic but nearly there -- I took a month long break from reading anything -- I just didn't pick up a non-work related book at all -- and I was rather disappointed with myself for that -- I still read things for me even in grad school but now i have let work become the driving and defining thing in my life which is no way to be.
I am slowly getting it into my head that no matter how hard you work for someone
and no matter how many good things you do -- you are always replaceable
-- just like that -- so to hell with the company and to hell with sucking up to the boss and all that office nice nice stuff
I own me and not the other way around -- I'll get to that pile of stuff when I want to -- you want it sooner get it to my desk in a timely manner and not hold onto it for two weeks and then give it to me a day before you need the thing back -- two weeks ago I would have said hey no problem I'll shoot this right back to you in a day or two -- but cram it down my throat because you have a deadline now - I think not thank you very much I'm not your toady, flunky, etc.
OK I'm done now I had to rant about work for a bit
Alright I rant really well -- or at least I ranted some -- now I have to tuck my tail and start working on the monster -- the large pile of stuff -- so i can get my piece of paper this Friday -- oh no its number 13 of 24 is that unlucky or is just this Friday -- ironic though 13th pay period and its Friday the 13th *shudder* Someone pass the holy water and a rabbits foot, i have a four leaf clover I'll share with you
Tuesday, July 10, 2001
OK I'm better now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
OK I'm better now
I have a huge pile of stuff to do that others have kept in their little piles and now they all bring them to me on the same day so I have a big pile of things to do -- little piles make for really big piles later.
Plus I'm stuck doing the phone thing again and its not my job -- I'm just always in my office and no one else can seem to multi-task.
-- I really hate the phone thing --
I seriously wonder how some of them even figured out how to work the phone to call me and bother me -- you want to ask how have you lived this long -- I am just not a stupid friendly person -- I'm sure I give me true feelings away when I am face to face with them -- thank god there isn't a picture phone yet for mass market -- I would seriously get into major trouble then -- because the would see the "can you really be that dumb" look or the "I really don't care one bit about whats going on in your life just ask the Ph*(&^)(*&^ question" look.
Well I need to try to make this pile of junk go away -- hmmm the trash can looks tempting
OK I'm better now
I have a huge pile of stuff to do that others have kept in their little piles and now they all bring them to me on the same day so I have a big pile of things to do -- little piles make for really big piles later.
Plus I'm stuck doing the phone thing again and its not my job -- I'm just always in my office and no one else can seem to multi-task.
-- I really hate the phone thing --
I seriously wonder how some of them even figured out how to work the phone to call me and bother me -- you want to ask how have you lived this long -- I am just not a stupid friendly person -- I'm sure I give me true feelings away when I am face to face with them -- thank god there isn't a picture phone yet for mass market -- I would seriously get into major trouble then -- because the would see the "can you really be that dumb" look or the "I really don't care one bit about whats going on in your life just ask the Ph*(&^)(*&^ question" look.
Well I need to try to make this pile of junk go away -- hmmm the trash can looks tempting
Monday, July 9, 2001
HEY DUMBASS IT'S STILL DARK OUT WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
OH HAPPY DAY It is Monday again
Man I tell you having multiple days off in a row makes it extremely hard to come back to work
I just get so used to doing what I want to do I forget that I've sold my soul for 24 pieces of paper a year
Granted the pieces of paper let live indoors and keep my full and allow for Guinness when I want it but I like being in charge of my time
So I do my little morning dance or ritual otherwise known as force feeding coffee into my body which is screaming "HEY DUMBASS IT'S STILL DARK OUT WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
Then after I pour some coffee in me it says something like "oh yeah sure now you do something for me why not just sleep instead huh"
To this I have no logical answer, but I attempt to silence my bitching and drown them in the shower or at least scald them out -- or now that its so humid here in the south freeze them out
That has to be the most horrid thing about living in an area with high humidity -- taking a shower and then before you can dry off you begun to sweat -- oh I can't stand it -- lets just have another Ice Age -- the skiing would be great -- you know and think all these colds and other germy things -- they die off during the ice age
Well at least think about it I really need to ski --maybe I should go to Argentina its winter down there now and the skiing is supposed to be wonderful -- of course I would have to brush up on the spanish Me LLamo Invisible Don. -- see I really need the refresher course in that language except the curse words you don't seem to forget those -- I wonder why that is -- kinda like useless information -- like your phone number from 3 moves ago -- like your gonna call that one again why does it stay in there who the hell knows -- I still remember mine it was 304 -525- 9594 not that it was hard to remember but hey its still in there -- if you want to call it that fine its your phone bill and they will have no clue as to who I am -- if you do call tell them I said hey I used to have the number but I'm done with it now just wanted to let them know
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Ok guestbook and stuff
lobo 21 -- hey glad to know you're still out there and a guinness lover too
Sindy -- Hey i went to your pages -- interesting -- the pic at the Taj was cool -- I would love to go there someday
Summer -- that is a really cool name hope you had a good 4th -- sorry ernest moved on
Invisible pal -- just hey how you doin'
Yankee belle -- hey in Paris if you can get to the perfume factory its right across from the opera --takes a few minutes to go in and you can buy perfume the really good french stuff for like nearly nothing -- it would be worth it just for that -- oh and the metro is easy to figure out just look at the map for a few minutes -- its kinda like the metro in dc
Chicken Pie -- Hey you're back -- oh a was vegging in front of the TV and I saw chicken run -- I could make my self stop watching it --"I don't want to be a pie" -- any way it made me think about you 'cause of the chicken pie thing --sorry my mind just does that and then I have to tell someone about it
ok I think thats it -- well if not sorry I really like it that you all come by and read and stuff and don't make a mess --
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Ok so my weekend rather long weekend went like this
Wed night -- fireworks and picnic with golfing and fishing buddies -- I don't do either -- like I said I have to find more friends
Thurs -- got up around noon -- why -- because I spent the night with My old Grand Dad and Mr. Arther Guinness thats why -- then I laid around and watched TV -- then I went to the store -- then I came home watched TV and then -- well I pretty much laid around on my ass and watched tv -- then went to my night class
Friday -- my gay neighbor helped me start tearing out my driveway so we finished about a fifth of the job -- several tons of concrete fun stuff -- oh and I hit my ankle with an eight pound sledge hammer -- let me tell you that feels fantastic --
Friday Night -- Pool happy hour with -- yup -- golfin and fishin buddies *Shudder* well I really like Jon he is cool then went to Jons house drank more and watched almost famous
Saturday -- up early doing the driveway thing again and work on my class stuff
Sunday -- Rained in the morning so I watched my driveway turn into a mud slide --that was nice -- then it stopped raining so I went out and dug some of the more troublesome areas out -- why because I like to punish myself -- TV "six feet under" then bed
and now its monday and Im at work praying for it to be thursday night at 9 pm so I can go dig in my driveway again on friday and move several more tons of concrete out I can see my weekends are going to be rather boring for the next month or so -- I still haven't seen tomb raider man I need a social life --any one want to lend me theirs for a weekend you can come move out some concrete at my place -- any takers -- I didn't think so --well Hi HO its off to work I go © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
Man I tell you having multiple days off in a row makes it extremely hard to come back to work
I just get so used to doing what I want to do I forget that I've sold my soul for 24 pieces of paper a year
Granted the pieces of paper let live indoors and keep my full and allow for Guinness when I want it but I like being in charge of my time
So I do my little morning dance or ritual otherwise known as force feeding coffee into my body which is screaming "HEY DUMBASS IT'S STILL DARK OUT WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
Then after I pour some coffee in me it says something like "oh yeah sure now you do something for me why not just sleep instead huh"
To this I have no logical answer, but I attempt to silence my bitching and drown them in the shower or at least scald them out -- or now that its so humid here in the south freeze them out
That has to be the most horrid thing about living in an area with high humidity -- taking a shower and then before you can dry off you begun to sweat -- oh I can't stand it -- lets just have another Ice Age -- the skiing would be great -- you know and think all these colds and other germy things -- they die off during the ice age
Well at least think about it I really need to ski --maybe I should go to Argentina its winter down there now and the skiing is supposed to be wonderful -- of course I would have to brush up on the spanish Me LLamo Invisible Don. -- see I really need the refresher course in that language except the curse words you don't seem to forget those -- I wonder why that is -- kinda like useless information -- like your phone number from 3 moves ago -- like your gonna call that one again why does it stay in there who the hell knows -- I still remember mine it was 304 -525- 9594 not that it was hard to remember but hey its still in there -- if you want to call it that fine its your phone bill and they will have no clue as to who I am -- if you do call tell them I said hey I used to have the number but I'm done with it now just wanted to let them know
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Ok guestbook and stuff
lobo 21 -- hey glad to know you're still out there and a guinness lover too
Sindy -- Hey i went to your pages -- interesting -- the pic at the Taj was cool -- I would love to go there someday
Summer -- that is a really cool name hope you had a good 4th -- sorry ernest moved on
Invisible pal -- just hey how you doin'
Yankee belle -- hey in Paris if you can get to the perfume factory its right across from the opera --takes a few minutes to go in and you can buy perfume the really good french stuff for like nearly nothing -- it would be worth it just for that -- oh and the metro is easy to figure out just look at the map for a few minutes -- its kinda like the metro in dc
Chicken Pie -- Hey you're back -- oh a was vegging in front of the TV and I saw chicken run -- I could make my self stop watching it --"I don't want to be a pie" -- any way it made me think about you 'cause of the chicken pie thing --sorry my mind just does that and then I have to tell someone about it
ok I think thats it -- well if not sorry I really like it that you all come by and read and stuff and don't make a mess --
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Ok so my weekend rather long weekend went like this
Wed night -- fireworks and picnic with golfing and fishing buddies -- I don't do either -- like I said I have to find more friends
Thurs -- got up around noon -- why -- because I spent the night with My old Grand Dad and Mr. Arther Guinness thats why -- then I laid around and watched TV -- then I went to the store -- then I came home watched TV and then -- well I pretty much laid around on my ass and watched tv -- then went to my night class
Friday -- my gay neighbor helped me start tearing out my driveway so we finished about a fifth of the job -- several tons of concrete fun stuff -- oh and I hit my ankle with an eight pound sledge hammer -- let me tell you that feels fantastic --
Friday Night -- Pool happy hour with -- yup -- golfin and fishin buddies *Shudder* well I really like Jon he is cool then went to Jons house drank more and watched almost famous
Saturday -- up early doing the driveway thing again and work on my class stuff
Sunday -- Rained in the morning so I watched my driveway turn into a mud slide --that was nice -- then it stopped raining so I went out and dug some of the more troublesome areas out -- why because I like to punish myself -- TV "six feet under" then bed
and now its monday and Im at work praying for it to be thursday night at 9 pm so I can go dig in my driveway again on friday and move several more tons of concrete out I can see my weekends are going to be rather boring for the next month or so -- I still haven't seen tomb raider man I need a social life --any one want to lend me theirs for a weekend you can come move out some concrete at my place -- any takers -- I didn't think so --well Hi HO its off to work I go © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
Wednesday, July 4, 2001
Where are we going and why am I in a handbasket?
So it's July 4th 2001, the first offical July 4th of the new millennium
Irresponsible media hacks blasting away with the year 2000 say it was the new Millennium
-- it wasn't and why am I bitching this late about
-- because I can't think of anything else to write about so this is how I start my mind grab some random dumbass thought and start ranting and then hopefully something that makes some kind of sense pours out of my head
Well it isn't working
So hmmmmm
I don't think I have the steam right now to do a list of 100 things about me -- however fair warning this is something I am working on -- yup you'll know more about me than you care to know
Well we are mostly closed today -- only thing that is going on is a play at 2pm -- because of this we are getting a bunch of dumbass phone calls -- and who is in office
-- me thats right just me -- but hey its not that bad I have the rest of the week off
Thats right the four day weekend
-- oh yeah
-- laying around being a bum
-- I am truly living up to my fullest potential now
-- pushing the envelope further and further with each passing day
--yeah right I phuck off more than a high school freshman -- which doesn't bother me I know more than they do and I make my own money so there take that frosh
bumper stickers I've seen
"Yes but not with you" -- actually this was on my car -- my previous POS not my current POS -- it would only do about 25 to 30 up hills -- I was the happy receiver of many a middle finger because of my cars inability to climb hills so I got the sticker
"Jesus is coming, look busy" -- well its a fall back to the priesthood thing -- I think I find it funnier than most people for other reasons too I think
"My kid beat your honor student's ass"
"Your village called -- Their idiot is missing"
"Where are we going, and why am I in a handbasket"
Ok I don't see that many bumper stickers
Ok today Im going to go somewhere and watch fireworks, eat some picnic food, drink some Guinness, hang out with the golging and fishing buddies -- oh wait I don't golf or fish --
I really need to find some people who like to do the the things I like to do
Man is Billy Bob Thornton the luckiest man alive or what -- well except for that "all the pretty horses" thing -- but have you seen the cover of the Rolling Stone -- Angelina Jolie is on the cover -- ok its shallow of me I know but hey -- plus this might get a google link -- and if I add Tomb Raider its sure to get a hit or two --
I'm luring people in with the Curse words entry and I didn't think there was an interest in russian curse words anymore
-- ok here you go people who are looking a russian curse word
it's not spelled right but this is how it sound
Yev Tu*voy*tu Mata -- means Phuck your mother --thats not how its used in the language but thats what it means
Hope that helps all the curious out there looking for something to say in russian
Ok well Im out of things to say and my brain is just spinning around Happy 4th to everyone © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
Irresponsible media hacks blasting away with the year 2000 say it was the new Millennium
-- it wasn't and why am I bitching this late about
-- because I can't think of anything else to write about so this is how I start my mind grab some random dumbass thought and start ranting and then hopefully something that makes some kind of sense pours out of my head
Well it isn't working
So hmmmmm
I don't think I have the steam right now to do a list of 100 things about me -- however fair warning this is something I am working on -- yup you'll know more about me than you care to know
Well we are mostly closed today -- only thing that is going on is a play at 2pm -- because of this we are getting a bunch of dumbass phone calls -- and who is in office
-- me thats right just me -- but hey its not that bad I have the rest of the week off
Thats right the four day weekend
-- oh yeah
-- laying around being a bum
-- I am truly living up to my fullest potential now
-- pushing the envelope further and further with each passing day
--yeah right I phuck off more than a high school freshman -- which doesn't bother me I know more than they do and I make my own money so there take that frosh
bumper stickers I've seen
"Yes but not with you" -- actually this was on my car -- my previous POS not my current POS -- it would only do about 25 to 30 up hills -- I was the happy receiver of many a middle finger because of my cars inability to climb hills so I got the sticker
"Jesus is coming, look busy" -- well its a fall back to the priesthood thing -- I think I find it funnier than most people for other reasons too I think
"My kid beat your honor student's ass"
"Your village called -- Their idiot is missing"
"Where are we going, and why am I in a handbasket"
Ok I don't see that many bumper stickers
Ok today Im going to go somewhere and watch fireworks, eat some picnic food, drink some Guinness, hang out with the golging and fishing buddies -- oh wait I don't golf or fish --
I really need to find some people who like to do the the things I like to do
Man is Billy Bob Thornton the luckiest man alive or what -- well except for that "all the pretty horses" thing -- but have you seen the cover of the Rolling Stone -- Angelina Jolie is on the cover -- ok its shallow of me I know but hey -- plus this might get a google link -- and if I add Tomb Raider its sure to get a hit or two --
I'm luring people in with the Curse words entry and I didn't think there was an interest in russian curse words anymore
-- ok here you go people who are looking a russian curse word
it's not spelled right but this is how it sound
Yev Tu*voy*tu Mata -- means Phuck your mother --thats not how its used in the language but thats what it means
Hope that helps all the curious out there looking for something to say in russian
Ok well Im out of things to say and my brain is just spinning around Happy 4th to everyone © 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
A low down, dirty snake in the grass who would sell a puppy for a bag of smack
OK this is a drive by entry (borrowed that)
Guestbook and stuff
Chicken Pie -- hey I understand life just Phucking sucks some days but you know and this will sound trite -- It doesn't phuckning suck everyday some days it just sucks-- but seriously it will get better
Invisible pal -- I'll explain the whole invisible thing in another entry -- oh and i liked your 100 things facts about you entry I'll have to try to come up with a list -- and have a great day swimming
OH somebody in the government -- I'm thinking in Illinois was on google they hit my curse word site its rather popular -- too bad I don't tell any of them and they end up find out stuff about me -- I bet they curse in English then HA -- Maybe my brother is on to something with this King of the Bastards thing -- which by the way is still up for grabs so if you think you are a low down, dirty snake in the grass who would sell your puppy for a bag of smack, or just a mean SOB, or just want to be King of the Bastards -- tell me in my guest book I'll pass the title on -- no takers so far -- I guess I'll always be king
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Guestbook and stuff
Chicken Pie -- hey I understand life just Phucking sucks some days but you know and this will sound trite -- It doesn't phuckning suck everyday some days it just sucks-- but seriously it will get better
Invisible pal -- I'll explain the whole invisible thing in another entry -- oh and i liked your 100 things facts about you entry I'll have to try to come up with a list -- and have a great day swimming
OH somebody in the government -- I'm thinking in Illinois was on google they hit my curse word site its rather popular -- too bad I don't tell any of them and they end up find out stuff about me -- I bet they curse in English then HA -- Maybe my brother is on to something with this King of the Bastards thing -- which by the way is still up for grabs so if you think you are a low down, dirty snake in the grass who would sell your puppy for a bag of smack, or just a mean SOB, or just want to be King of the Bastards -- tell me in my guest book I'll pass the title on -- no takers so far -- I guess I'll always be king
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Tuesday, July 3, 2001
What???
Ok I have to do a quick entry
Guest book stuff
Thanks to
Summer -- No I'm not stalking you I really don't think I can fit it into my schedule right now -- If you want I will have some time around August but I won't be able to leave town so that might be a problem unless you live near me which I don't think is the case oh well I guess I can't stalk you sorry
Chicken pie -- What???
Hey to Duke University financial aid office someone stopped by from there -- I saw the Devils beat up on UVA a few years ago
Hey to SDSC -- San Diego State College, South Dakota State College, or some other thingy that is SDSC
Well that's about all I have time for right now I might have some screw off time this afternoon and remember you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose -- I don't know why i remembered that just now but I did so I shared with you aren't you happy
Guest book stuff
Thanks to
Summer -- No I'm not stalking you I really don't think I can fit it into my schedule right now -- If you want I will have some time around August but I won't be able to leave town so that might be a problem unless you live near me which I don't think is the case oh well I guess I can't stalk you sorry
Chicken pie -- What???
Hey to Duke University financial aid office someone stopped by from there -- I saw the Devils beat up on UVA a few years ago
Hey to SDSC -- San Diego State College, South Dakota State College, or some other thingy that is SDSC
Well that's about all I have time for right now I might have some screw off time this afternoon and remember you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose -- I don't know why i remembered that just now but I did so I shared with you aren't you happy
Monday, July 2, 2001
The next few moments have been deleted due to extreme violence thank you for your cooperation
Well the weekend has come and gone.
After much bourbon and Guinness and some Spatten (German beer) I hadn't had since my last visit to the Oktoberfest in Munich several years ago. I was rather delighted to see it in the beer and wine section of the recently renovated Kroger store here in town.
Anyway the weekend drinking rather than thinking plan was much less drinking than I had planned. Over three days I drank 6 shots of bourbon, and 6 beers. See I'm no alcoholic
Sure that's what they all say
No honest Look I went an entire year without drinking
OH and why did you try to do that because you think you have a problem
No its nothing like that. Excuse me while I go beat the shit out of my inner voice
********* the next few moments have been deleted due to extreme violence thank you for your cooperation***************
OK now I'm back and I don't think we'll be hearing anymore from the peanut gallery
Guest book stuff
Well I had three never signed in before people visit
Allie -- thanks for the sign in - I went by your place and checked things out. Sorry about the chair it was some little blond girl Goldie something or other, I think she was from Scotland.
Shelia -- Thanks for the sign in too - I also went by your place and there was some guy with a velvet rope saying I wasn't on the list so HEY if you re in there I'M OUTSIDE
Reba -- thank to you as well -- it did flip by but I have the phones again and its not my job but didn't have time to sign yours yet but I will.
OH and I got a mention in invisible pals diary too
That's all I think Oh and I was googled again. Yeah I'm smiling not because I'm loved or anything but because the one that they keep hitting is titled I know curse words in Russian, etc. Well much to their disappointment I didn't include the words I know.
Its one of those things I could have put them all in there but where is the challenge in that -- you want to know curse words in other languages -- where was I going with this -- oh well it was something -- must not have been all that important -- the point is I was googled again
Nobody wanted to play my last guest book game either --that's fine I didn't think anyone would it was one of those rather sensitive topics --
So I figure with the rate of speed of the USPS -- my return mail to my Family they should receive my letter today -- maybe tomorrow they are still out in the middle of nowhere WV -- so either I will be hanging up the phone on them or getting a really nasty letter back telling me that I still can not give up the title King of the Bastards -- and believe me I really don't want the title -- So if there is anyone out there who thinks that they are qualified to be King of the Bastards please submit your resume to my guest book and I will make and announcement after the coming weekend as to who is to be the new king.
Sound fair -- too damn bad I'm the F*%$(ing King until then so there.
Aw now that was just mean -- see this is why I can't be King I just don't have the heart for the job. I can't be that mean and hateful. If you do run into my family (be careful they are tricky) remain calm they smell fear and will attack like a pack of wild dogs. They are easy to spot they aren't invisible.
So the museum is going along very well and I began my I will be a new me workout thing which is a slow start but this is just to get me back into the swing of things and make it a part of my day.
Its not that I'm big I just got soft -- damn office jobs -- sitting on my ass all the time you just lose energy and don't want to do anything but lay around on your ass after sitting around on your ass -- so then you get soft and then all you want to do is lay around on your ass -- so I dusted off the tread mill -- its amazing how much dust home workout stuff collects but it still works -- but I did pick the two hottest days of the year to begin this stuff over the weekend -- I almost used that as an excuse not to get started too. -- Oh its too hot you might pass out then what -- then I had to grab myself up off the chair and say look you soft middle management wussie this is only going to get worse and you know all those guys you see with the big ol bellies that make them look like they are candidates for the first male pregnancy
Yeah --
Well that's you if you don't get off your candy ass and get busy with some shit pronto --got it good
So I snap up and start the thing up and leave my glasses on so I spent the first 12 minuted on the thing pushing them back up onto my nose before I just got fed up with that silliness and tossed them across the room easily and much to my great happiness landed on the table on the stack of newspapers Yeah I'm cool -- doing my little celebration trot on the thing I nearly tripped but I recovered and decided that I shouldn't be phucking around on the thing just like it says right on the top next to the controls -- it should say
HEY YOU DUMBASS READ THIS BEFORE YOU TRY ANY TRICKY SHIT ON THE TREADMILL
Well I read it a year and half ago when I got the thing. It just didn't occur to me to read it again. That was until I nearly found out what a tread mill injury would feel like -- I hear its a lot like a carpet burn but bigger -- I've decided I don't want one so I hooked up the kill clip like a good boy and trotted on. I did it again on Sunday too.
So two days down the rest of my life to go
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Oh I rented "Proof of Life" and "Unbreakable" I liked both of them but that's me -- Unbreakable is a slow mover but it is good -- Proof of life is good too, better than a lot of movies.
David C. (can't spell the name) does a lot to repair his name in Hollywood - not sure why it got to be a bad name anyway because lord know K. Reeves can't act either.
Russel Crowe is good but not great but better then Meg Ryan who has moments in the movie but is more like a prop than an actual character -- but Russel some how just misses the mark on some things I don't rate movies its just me and I don't get paid to bad mouth movies I like them or I don't.
I liked the Peter Bowman guy and I should remember his name -- but I never do -- anyway he was really good
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Well that about it for now sorry about any errors I'm not going back over this I just need coffee right now and to go smoke before the staff meeting which starts in 3 minutes.
After much bourbon and Guinness and some Spatten (German beer) I hadn't had since my last visit to the Oktoberfest in Munich several years ago. I was rather delighted to see it in the beer and wine section of the recently renovated Kroger store here in town.
Anyway the weekend drinking rather than thinking plan was much less drinking than I had planned. Over three days I drank 6 shots of bourbon, and 6 beers. See I'm no alcoholic
Sure that's what they all say
No honest Look I went an entire year without drinking
OH and why did you try to do that because you think you have a problem
No its nothing like that. Excuse me while I go beat the shit out of my inner voice
********* the next few moments have been deleted due to extreme violence thank you for your cooperation***************
OK now I'm back and I don't think we'll be hearing anymore from the peanut gallery
Guest book stuff
Well I had three never signed in before people visit
Allie -- thanks for the sign in - I went by your place and checked things out. Sorry about the chair it was some little blond girl Goldie something or other, I think she was from Scotland.
Shelia -- Thanks for the sign in too - I also went by your place and there was some guy with a velvet rope saying I wasn't on the list so HEY if you re in there I'M OUTSIDE
Reba -- thank to you as well -- it did flip by but I have the phones again and its not my job but didn't have time to sign yours yet but I will.
OH and I got a mention in invisible pals diary too
That's all I think Oh and I was googled again. Yeah I'm smiling not because I'm loved or anything but because the one that they keep hitting is titled I know curse words in Russian, etc. Well much to their disappointment I didn't include the words I know.
Its one of those things I could have put them all in there but where is the challenge in that -- you want to know curse words in other languages -- where was I going with this -- oh well it was something -- must not have been all that important -- the point is I was googled again
Nobody wanted to play my last guest book game either --that's fine I didn't think anyone would it was one of those rather sensitive topics --
So I figure with the rate of speed of the USPS -- my return mail to my Family they should receive my letter today -- maybe tomorrow they are still out in the middle of nowhere WV -- so either I will be hanging up the phone on them or getting a really nasty letter back telling me that I still can not give up the title King of the Bastards -- and believe me I really don't want the title -- So if there is anyone out there who thinks that they are qualified to be King of the Bastards please submit your resume to my guest book and I will make and announcement after the coming weekend as to who is to be the new king.
Sound fair -- too damn bad I'm the F*%$(ing King until then so there.
Aw now that was just mean -- see this is why I can't be King I just don't have the heart for the job. I can't be that mean and hateful. If you do run into my family (be careful they are tricky) remain calm they smell fear and will attack like a pack of wild dogs. They are easy to spot they aren't invisible.
So the museum is going along very well and I began my I will be a new me workout thing which is a slow start but this is just to get me back into the swing of things and make it a part of my day.
Its not that I'm big I just got soft -- damn office jobs -- sitting on my ass all the time you just lose energy and don't want to do anything but lay around on your ass after sitting around on your ass -- so then you get soft and then all you want to do is lay around on your ass -- so I dusted off the tread mill -- its amazing how much dust home workout stuff collects but it still works -- but I did pick the two hottest days of the year to begin this stuff over the weekend -- I almost used that as an excuse not to get started too. -- Oh its too hot you might pass out then what -- then I had to grab myself up off the chair and say look you soft middle management wussie this is only going to get worse and you know all those guys you see with the big ol bellies that make them look like they are candidates for the first male pregnancy
Yeah --
Well that's you if you don't get off your candy ass and get busy with some shit pronto --got it good
So I snap up and start the thing up and leave my glasses on so I spent the first 12 minuted on the thing pushing them back up onto my nose before I just got fed up with that silliness and tossed them across the room easily and much to my great happiness landed on the table on the stack of newspapers Yeah I'm cool -- doing my little celebration trot on the thing I nearly tripped but I recovered and decided that I shouldn't be phucking around on the thing just like it says right on the top next to the controls -- it should say
HEY YOU DUMBASS READ THIS BEFORE YOU TRY ANY TRICKY SHIT ON THE TREADMILL
Well I read it a year and half ago when I got the thing. It just didn't occur to me to read it again. That was until I nearly found out what a tread mill injury would feel like -- I hear its a lot like a carpet burn but bigger -- I've decided I don't want one so I hooked up the kill clip like a good boy and trotted on. I did it again on Sunday too.
So two days down the rest of my life to go
____________________________________________________
Oh I rented "Proof of Life" and "Unbreakable" I liked both of them but that's me -- Unbreakable is a slow mover but it is good -- Proof of life is good too, better than a lot of movies.
David C. (can't spell the name) does a lot to repair his name in Hollywood - not sure why it got to be a bad name anyway because lord know K. Reeves can't act either.
Russel Crowe is good but not great but better then Meg Ryan who has moments in the movie but is more like a prop than an actual character -- but Russel some how just misses the mark on some things I don't rate movies its just me and I don't get paid to bad mouth movies I like them or I don't.
I liked the Peter Bowman guy and I should remember his name -- but I never do -- anyway he was really good
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Well that about it for now sorry about any errors I'm not going back over this I just need coffee right now and to go smoke before the staff meeting which starts in 3 minutes.
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