People having babies like it is a contagion … seriously
Everybody is having babies… well not everybody but a lot
Which generally brings about the whole men are such wimps humanity would have gone extinct long ago if it were up to men to have the babies.
I really don’t like this thinking, A… because it is sexist and I don’t deal it out so I don’t expect to take any B… it is simply not true. And before you wheel out the femi-nazi torture wagon I’ll explain.
First and I know you women will agree. Men are just stupid. It is true we just aren’t smart when it comes to this sort of stuff. We won’t buy the very simplest form of birth control and use it now. Do you think we would remember to take a pill everyday? Hell do you think we would ever get to the doctor to have them prescribed? Yeah, we don’t go to doctors and we wouldn’t start just because we got pregnant.
Second, we like sex too much and coupled with not being on birth control means lots of getting pregnant. We just would and we wouldn’t get better even with counseling. We will have sex if we are dying… getting a little pregnant isn’t going to be a real turn off.
Third men will make a game out of everything. Do you really think getting knocked up would be any different? No, lots of men already consider sex a game, getting pregnant would just go right along with that. I got pregnant within 5 minutes of my ovulation. I bet I can do it in three. You’re on. Sad thing is, you know it’s true.
Not only would we be making a game out of who could get pregnant the fastest. We would see who could have the most kids, the biggest kid, fastest birth, longest birth, longest pregnancy
Men would be bragging oh hell I was pregnant for 11 months, just held that little bastard in there and wouldn’t let him out. OH yeah My kid was in me so long he could walk when he came out.
Yes we are big wimps when we get sick or pass a kidney stone but if there is pride on the line we will suck up all sorts of pain and not utter a sound
Simply put we are not a responsible bunch and if the baby making bit was up to us the world would be so over populated it wouldn’t be funny and the humans would become extinct not because we just died out due to dwindling numbers. It would because there just wasn’t enough food on the planet to feed all the people.
So see it is probably for the best that you are the ones having the babies and not us.
Well, that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow most likely
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