If you think of a good name let me know

So I was in a church the other day. No, I’m fine thanks for your concern. However when I was in the church I notice on the dais there were Saloon doors and I think now that is a dogma which might stir some interest.

However to my dismay I was informed that it wasn’t a new faith but part of some thing about the perils and sin of strong drink.

Exasperated sigh … really? Well that’s no fun I muttered to myself and walked away. But I thought hmmm… what would a church be like if there were a bar inside.

Now before you get all hells yeah and stuff this isn’t going to be the church of drunken iniquity but one of moderation and enjoyment of the finer spirits

So some commandments might be:

1. Thou shalt not partake in the spirit until thou hast reached 21 years
2. Thou shalt no take another’s spirit when they go to the restroom
3. Thou shalt not allow the creeper to put GHB or Rohipnol in the drinks
4. Thou shalt not waste the spirit which included vomiting it up on the day of partaking or before one has slept after partaking of the spirit
5. Thou shalt not partake whilst in the performance of deeds or operating a conveyance of any sort

Those are just a few of the ones that come to me on the top of my head

The day of partaking can be any day really so there isn’t really a high holy day in the church of the spirits I haven’t really thought of a really cool name for this church, religion, whatever.

Then you the sermons could be interesting

Today we read from the Gospel according to Jack Daniels

In the beginning there was nothing and it was sad. Then the lord said there should be something to spread joy through the universe and then there was whiskey. The lord partook of the whiskey and said it was good and shots were passed to all.

Then on the second day someone said I would prefer a blend that was bit smoother. The lord waved his hand and there was bourbon. The lord partook of the bourdon and said it too was good and shots were passed to all.

Then on the third day someone said I prefer a spirit which is clear. The lord pulled from the earth a potato and squeezed it and vodka flowed forth. The lord partook of the vodka and said it was good also and shots were passed to all.

Well you can see were all this goes. There are even high profits other then Jack Daniels, there is Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Jose Cuervo, Sir Arthur Guinness, Lord Calvert, Captain Morgan and many many others.

The Legendary Cutty Sark which sailed far and wide to spread the word to the faithful.

I think attendance in the churches might be a bit higher if you got a shot on your way in and of course you have to wait an hour before you drive so if the faithful partake again they are there for two.

If you are feeling low the lord sayeth unto thee taketh a shot and all will be well but thou shalt not taketh more than three or there shall be woe and despair.

Now who can argue with that sort of thinking?

This may even be a long lost faith. Ben Franklin said Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Perhaps he was quoting some lost scripture verse from the letter of Bud to the Wisarians. We just don’t know

The tower of Babel story was because the people lost their way and were building the maddest rave palace in all the lands and partook too much of the spirits and blasphemed the spirits and each spirit was cast to a different land.

We just don’t know but really if there were a way to make the partaking of spirits a part of the faith maybe it would be seen with some respect and not abused. Who knows?

I’ll drink on it and let you know … see that even works well

Or Lets have a drink together and discuss this matter.

It just really works to bonding all of humanity

In other news

I’m just not sure how to put this but I’m not sure that I can get to where I want to be because where I want to be is not where I can be and getting there isn’t possible even though I know I would be good at things were I able to get there but I can’t






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