The quirky little things that make it uniquely interesting
One of the things is lying, or trying to tell a version of the truth with the least incriminating facts about the teller in the story, which we talked about yesterday.
Today’s topic is that sometimes there are bugs in my job and I am not an exterminator. From the great big buggies like OMG I didn’t think that many roaches could be in one place.
To the ugh I freaking itch all over my body the second after someone informs you that a person you have been in contact with has a body mite of some sort or other.
There are several kinds out there too.
I know isn’t that neat.
And by neat I mean FML WTF they don’t pay me enough to deal with the heebee geebees that you get when ever you think about it. I’m sure its just a random itch, it is winterish the air is drier, means your skin gets drier meaning you itch more.
Then the back of you mind says MITES
SHUDDER
Hot shower and wash everything you’ve touched time.
Now I shouldn’t have been involved in this situation but a coworker says hey inviso boy help me out here
Ok because I’m helpful and stuff
Tell him what he’s won Chuck
Ok Alex, you have now been exposed to the contamination du jour. YAY! streamer and confetti time APPLAUSE
In all fairness the coworker didn’t know about the contamination and we are all not infected but still suffering from the PTSD symptoms of the event. I have scratched a raw spot on my wrist from the psychological freak outs but will be fine soon I’m sure. Well fine for me.
And compared to another person I was talking with today who shared that one day last week she was puked on, peed on and got a traffic ticket all in the same day.
Yay! I’m not sure who wins here me for not having the worst day since yesterday or her for having a trifecta of maladies.
Win or loose I really did feel bad that all that happened to her and even if they were only one a day and not all together it still would have been a close call to win or loose.
Being barfed on is no fun and that is just a fact.
Being peed on is certainly as bad and I’m not really sure which is worse. At least pee is sterile but still shudder and yuck and toss in a gross and I’m sure if its not your pee or your kids you may want to vomit. Ok being peed on is worse.
Then getting a ticket too even after you tell the ossifer that you’ve been peed on and barfed on…. but you know what, now that I think about it that probably is something they hear every weekend.
However I’m sure most of the people telling that story to the officer (spelled wrong earlier on purpose) were also the people who peed and barfed on themselves. So yeah I sort see why that wouldn’t win any points, it isn’t even remotely original.
In other news
I had to surrender my man card today. Well I didn’t have to but I did. I’m not going to talk about it right now because one I did it voluntarily and two because I had a plan which didn’t work as planned, like most plans but still I wasn’t a chicken shit and attempted the plan. So you know how about a little something for the effort.
Now in fairness to me keeping my dignity I did try to execute said plan but it failed. Also in fairness I’m certainly not in any kind of practice with this sort of thing and it was the first time I tried to execute a plan in almost 8 months so there is that too.
But I have set in motion a plan which may work in my getting my man card back from the authorities. Which they should have someone else’s man card hanging on the same push pin but I will deal with this or I won’t because even without a card I can not wallow, yeah none of that stuff before this is wallowing right? Right.
In other good news
I get to play a lot of my favorite game this weekend. No not the video games, the beat myself up emotionally then build me back up again so I can beat myself down again sort of weekend. Should be fun and I’m looking forward to it. Hooray. Not hooray
Well, that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow most likely
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