Doodle did that one year, but not on Christmas and not real people just several of her Barbie dolls were decapitated and their heads put on spikes in the front yard, you know so as to ward off barbarians.
Stuntboy hasn’t ever decapitated anything that I know of at least and is a very good child. Not that doodle is not a good child, but good would be the word most people think of when they think of stuntboy. That said he has had more run ins with the police asking him what he is up to than any other kid that I can think of. Doodle never had any, well that she told me about.
That will be for Christmases in the future, when stunt boy is 18 and the statue of limitations for punishments is over for everyone. Oh hey dad did you know that we did that or this thing when were 15. Some of it you do know about and then some of it you don’t.
I know this is coming because we played that game with the alpha and beta unit once we were all beyond the 18 year old barrier. I don’t think they knew everything we told them we had done.
I think they knew about the other one stabbing me in the leg, but I’m not certain. There was no hiding the machete wound to the other ones face he got they other time we were fighting with real machetes, yes that implies more than once. Although there wasn’t much that the other one and I ever got away with. The peacemaker however got away with all sorts of stuff and even if we told on him, I know how un brotherly he still got away with it. The units would say it does not compute the peacemaker wouldn’t do that and he would look at us and be like “fug u enz guys” which without the southern accent is fuck you guys, which he seemed to pick up and the other one and I did not. Go figure?
An example of the peacemaker getting over on the units was this, they believed he was allergic to grass, but he could mow anyone’s yard around ours for money and no effect if he tried to mow ours his eyes by a miracle would swell shut. How did this miracle occur? He would rub handfuls of grass in his eyes, yup. Then of course they would swell shut and tear up and the units would be you boy will have to do all of his yard work. WTF??? He would be like I don’t work for free but you fuckers can. He likes to use the work fuck too, not poetic license he says it more than a military unit and that is a lot. He dropped that information bomb on them years after the other one and I were saying he isn’t allergic to grass only the kind that you rub in his eyes.
However Stunt boy is just a pup still and it will be a few more Christmases before the enlightenment bombs start falling in the invisible fortress but I don’t think there are as many as my brothers and I dropped on our parents.
In other news
Doodle goes away to go away college soon and there will be much sadness in the land.
Stunt boy has suggested that December 23 be a new holiday Christmas Eve, Eve. I think most of the working world and school children would agree that such a thing should be a holiday. So, President Obama if you are reading my blog, what I really want for Christmas is for you to make my son’s idea a reality and declare December 23 as Christmas Eve, Eve and that it is a national holiday. (fingers crossed)
Hey the OE.gov has been to my blog before, the office of the executive that’s the big B so you never know. Although it was during W’s time in office and there was a bikini issue that day so it might have been for other reasons.
Merry Happy Whatever Days to all of you and to all a good day or good night that you celebrate.
Well, that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow most likely, but probably not as it will be Christmas day and the beta unit will be here and that is time for visiting. So Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday
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