Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I am not a morning person

Days when staying asleep aren’t really very high on my list of things which are favorites.
Mainly I think because I don’t have anything to do… or I’m not in the habit of doing something productive on those days when I wake up at half past stupid o’clock.

Stupid O’clock is a real time it’s 5:00 a.m. so if you get up then you wake up at stupid o’clock. I can’t decide if it should be capitalized or not. I’m going with not unless it is at the beginning of the sentence.

I have a friend who wakes up regularly at stupid o’clock, she is in bed daily usually by 7:00 p.m. I know before most third graders. Part of her need to wake up then is due to a commute and partly due to water issues and room mates / showering schedule. Thankfully she isn’t first on that list because that would mean she was getting up at OMGFMLIE O’clock Which is Oh my god fuck my life it’s early O’clock. It was something else but I can’t remember what it was now.

I usually wake up at normal times between 6:30 and 7:00 and some times I wake up at OMGFMLIGBL O’clock which is Oh my god fuck my like I’m gonna be late o’clock.

Those days are a lot less fun than these when I can’t sleep, because on those days I feel like I’m running around with my head cut off most of the day.

Days like today I’ll fell tired a few times and different times and get revived, usually in a cup of coffee somewhere.

It would be cool if you could get those video game revives. Like in MAG there is the fabreeze of life. It’s a health spray that brings you up to full health and is this blue mist that you spray at the person. In Battlefield 3 you have defib paddles and first aid packs.

The first aid packs are possessed by some sort of demon or have a pixie in them because you just toss them at the peoples feet and they are instantly getting better. The defib paddles are used when you have been shot and bring you back. Yeah the holes in you from the bullets that killed you are instantly healed by the defib paddles.

When ever you do this the avatar you revive says something like “thanks doc” or “I needed that”, usually it’s helpful but there is one when you are playing the Russians “it says “take that you muther fucker”, I think the downed avatar is calling the player who killed him or her a muther but maybe it’s you for reviving them. I’m not sure.

I will some times play the video games when I wake up at stupid o’clock because nothing gets you up and pumping like running around killing things in videogame form.

I don’t think I have insomnia but rather I have a paranoia when ever I’m on call that I won’t hear the beeper sound if sleep too deeply. My ex said when she woke up in labor with doodle I said “its ok lay down” and patted the mattress next to me. I don’t remember this but this was said when she liked me so there is probably some truth to it. So yeah I will sleep pretty deeply. I thank the Air Force for this ability because I worked swings and mids most of the time while I was in the service and slept at odd times.

Odd times for the jet pilots that is, so we would be trying to sleep while they are running 70 jets up for the daily flights. YAY, not yay the first few weeks you are sure you are in hell, but then you develop this ability to tune it all out and sleep, like a stone. Sure it’s helpful but it can be hazardous like when someone sets your barracks room on fire. Not mine but a guy down the hall. He had no idea and thankfully several of us were awake. The idiot firebug was caught but not before he set a few other fires and the guy in the barracks fire was fine with no burns we caught that fire pretty quickly.

In other news

The holidays went well and I think everyone is pretty happy with everything. Beta and I went to see the new Sherlock Holmes and the US version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Both were very good if you were wondering about seeing them.


Well, that’s all for now, other stuff tomorrow most likely

Happy Birthday if it’s your birthday and a very merry un birthday if it isn’t your birthday

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